After a long night of drinking leads to massive mayhem, the Element bearers must face Celestia and confess...because they need her help fix something that shouldn't have happened. Ever.

Question is...will they live through their chat with her?

And what will she do to them when they're done?

A giant mysterious machine/statue is discovered on a remote and deserted island that used to have a thriving civilization. Twilight and the other five Elements have been dispatched to uncover its secrets. The statue does something, but WHAT? After all, nobody goes to the trouble of building an extremely complex piece of equipment that does nothing . . . do they?

Excellent cover art by Mix-up. Also on Deviant Art.

Yeah! Made it to Popular Stories lists on the 17th and 19th-21st, and on Featured Stories for three days (17th-19th)!

Published on the FiMfiction website with the kind forbearance of the copyright owners of My Little Pony (Hasbro).

Rainbow Dash tries to keep her relationship secret.
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Featured 27 June - 29 June 2017!
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The cover art comes from the The Mysterious Mare Do Well episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
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The Cutie Mark Crusaders: a team of three fillies seeking to find their cutie marks and their— Pardon me, four foals who— five? Six? Just how many Crusaders are there going to be? Will they manage to get their cutie marks any faster? And just how will this change the fate of the universe? Read on, for some of these questions to be answered. Or for general reasons of cuteness.

Part of the Wibblyverse continuity.

Celestia thought she knew her sister. She was sure that nothing could surprise her anymore. She was certain that there was nothing more that Luna could possibly be hiding from her.
One attempt to identify a changeling presence in the royal guard later, she was coming to terms with how reality had decided to prove her wrong.

Audio reading by Pony&Wolf Productions.

Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor ask their mutual bedmate Chrysalis to bring them coffee. What they get seemingly defies the laws of known physics and is likely unfit for consumption. This doesn’t stop them.

Based off a noodle incident out of Breaking in to Avoid Being Broken that seemed too be good to be simply left as that.

Thanks to Tired Old Man, Nova Quill/Firimil, and
Steel Resolvefor their edits and suggestions and, of course, coffee.

The girls sit Sunset down because her jokes about dating horses have stopped being funny and have actually become really concerning.

Idea and cover art from my talented friend faith, aka fencingclubshimmer on tumblr.https://fencingclubshimmer.tumblr.com/post/173742593871/small-brain-sunsets-friends-make-horse-jokes-and

Even in the most perfect relationships, miscommunications can still occur. Such is the case mere hours after the wedding of Princess Cadenza mi Amore and Captain Shining Armor, when Cadence brings up a heartfelt desire perhaps a tad too soon. Featuring romance! Linguistics! Drama! Cosmic horror! That much more common but still-more terrifying horror known as talking about your relationship! And terrible, terrible puns!

Part of the Wibblyverse continuity.

Sex tag for discussions of infidelity, swinging, and naughty etymology.

You've been in Equestria for about a month now, and have had the privilege of becoming friends with Princess Celestia, the land's kind and fair ruler.

Close friends.

Very close friends.

That's probably it though...right?

EDIT: Featured at #3 on 7/2! I'm glad you all enjoyed!
EDIT: #2 on 7/3! Wowza!
EDIT: (Same day) Now with an AUDIO READING by MultiDoomPie!

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!"

When Fluttershy tells Discord this harmless joke, she gets a lot more than she bargained for.