Total Words: 67,406,362
Estimated Reading: 26 weeks
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“In every generation there is a chosen one. One mare who will stand against the demons, the monsters and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer.”
Bon-Bon never asked to be a monster-killing secret warrior of the night. It's a lonely life in which she cannot afford to get close to ponies. After previous losses took their toll, she has closed off her heart and dedicated herself to never letting herself love anypony ever again.
Then she is sent to Ponyville.
Then Twilight Sparkle is sent there too.
Then Princess Luna returns from the moon.
Not to mention that darn unicorn neighbour Lyra won’t leave her alone.
And suddenly everything becomes much more complicated.
The invasion is going well- not perfectly, as humanity isn't willing to go into slavery without a fight- but the odds remain firmly in the invaders' favor.
After all, to any star-spanning race, humans are just natives. No space fleets, no lasers, no antigravity, nothing. They might as well fight with bows and arrows.
And then the aliens find out that humanity does have one ally- the ponies.
The silly, fluffy, obsessed-with-friendship, and above all pacifist ponies.
The aliens are laughing.
The aliens haven't faced the ponies in combat yet.
A random snippet unrelated to anything else, written to get it out of my head so I could move on to other stuff.
Part of the Remember Fort Libris print anthology, thanks to our Kickstarter supporters!
Smolder, now an old and ancient dragoness, looks back on a certain conversation she had with her five best friends 1,000 years ago on the subjects of life span and mortality.
Princess Twilight Sparkle discovers a fact about alicorn reproduction she never expected.
So do the other princesses.
Editors: Pascoite
Image Credit: Twilight Sparkle Play Doh Eggs from Toy Kingdom (Honest! It surprised me a little too.)
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Twilight’s surge of uncontrolled magic changed ponies into pot plants, hatched a petrified dragon egg and gave her Princess Platinum study plushie a makeover and an existential crisis.
Celestia’s still not sure how to deal with that one, but at least Twilight has someone to remind her to eat now.
Twilight Velvet's mother, Evening Star was an odd pony with a hobby of making dolls. Over the course of her life, she made many and most were simple toys to comfort a newborn foal or young filly but a rare few were far more sentimental and held more personal meanings. Some said they had a bit of personality all their own, often being in the right place perk up a sad day. Her last few creations carried with them fables of moving when no pony was watching but few ever tried to put the theory to the test.
Then again, none of her works were at ground zero to a record breaking magic surge.
The Royal Guard has gone through its latest blunder and Princess Celestia has had enough. In an effort to whip the guard in shape, she entrusts Princess Luna to hire new advisors. Little did she know who Luna would decide to bring.
All of the girls speak directly to his face, and it feels like none of them listen to a single word which emerges from his mouth. They treat him as a prize: something which will say how special they were for being able to win him. There are boys in Hogwarts who would relish that shallow level of attention, and Bill Weasley isn't one of them. Sometimes it feels like there's no one in the world who understands.
But some say there are other worlds. And no one doesn't mean nopony.
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This story is a sequel to Twilight's Pirate School
Aboard Twilight's airship, The Friendship School, no one ever wants to be sent to Commander Tempest for Detention... at least, that's what they always say...
Takes place in the Friendship School AU, established in Twilight's Pirate School.
Kitsune - Mythical fox spirits that are able to use magic and are often known for causing mischief. Unlike normal foxes, Kitsune has multiple tails. They start with one, but as they grow older, stronger and wiser, they earn more tails. The oldest, strongest and wisest are the nine-tailed kitsune...
When a small group of these strange creatures appear in Equestria, there can only be so many ways this could end. Led by a fox with seven tails, the skulk escapes to Equestria for a new home after they've lost their previous one. This is their story...
Thanks to the talented TP Night for the editing, proofreading, and overall help with the story.
Note: Although there is a slice of life tag, there will be some adventure moments throughout the story as well.
Edit: Featured 6/23/18!
Featured again 8/14/18! Thank you, everyone!