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Blitzo the Imp never intended to show up in a world of ponies. He still has to find a birthday present for his lover, Stolas the Prince of Hell. How will he do this? Who will help him? Can an Imp blend in with a city as diverse as Ponyville?
Hopefully Pinkie Pie can help her new demonic friend.
Blitzo and Stolas are from the Youtube cartoon series "Helluva Boss".

Rated Teen due to mentioning of alternate lifestyles and gay male shipping.
This got into the Featured box on 1/6/22! Thanks, guys and gals!

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The birth of an alicorn is a truly blessed occasion.

Or so some ponies believe.


Part of the Jinglemas 2021 collaboration.
Written for Pen and Paper, who requested a story about Cadance and Shining Armor.
Edited by ROBCakeran53.
Big thanks to Redruin for the cover art.

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Nightmare Moon has returned from her thousand years of banishment on the moon.

These thousand years have not been kind to her.

She decides to sell the idea of Eternal Night instead of trying to take over the world.

Nothing will go wrong.


Set in: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Part One. Not to be taken seriously.

Thanks to Petrichord for some of the ideas in this story!

Credit for art goes to Silfoe. Art is used without explicit permission, and I will take it down if the original artist, Silfoe requests it.

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“We need like, magically entwined rings. Six of them. Forged together. Enchanted together. Together forever. Like we’re going to be. And I don’t think that there’s anything like that that we know about. So no marriage for now.”

Smolder scratched the back of her neck. “Actually...maybe...I know a spot?”

“You’re kidding,” Gallus said.

“I was holding off on talking about him until it was time to propose,” said Smolder. “He’s an old fart who lives in a cave on the borders of the Dragonlands. His place is kinda camouflaged to non-dragons so the professors don’t really know about it and neither do your species’ governments.”

“Well, I know what we’re doing today,” Ocellus said. "Committing crime for the sake of my five fiancees. You know, this is one of the few things that I think both Chrysalis and Thorax would be proud of me for."


Commissioned by Ice

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Shortly after the premiere of his sixth symphony, Pyotr Tchaicoltsky, composer of Swan Lake, Sleeping Beauty, and The Nutcracker is dying. Far away from his home country and stuck in Manehattan, he expects that he will spend his final days alone. That is until he gets an unexpected visitor - a griffon by the name of Gregory has come to the dying composer for an unusual request... to ask him out on a date. Seeing that he has nothing left to loose, he agrees to do it the day before he dies. What the old composer doesn't know is that this final date has a few surprises.


A huge thank you to Lilrq28 for proofreading this story.

This story is written as an entry for the M/M Shipping Contest!

Update: This story has been awarded The Medallion of Melancholy from the M/M Shipping Contest!

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This story is a sequel to A Himbo Too Far


The common cold; enemy of mankind and ponykind alike. Shining Armor has faced many such colds in his lifetime, but when his newly-minted boyfriend Flash Sentry catches it, it feels like the end of the world. Shining Armor flies into the fray to protect him, commanding troops and royalty alike, and it's up to Flash Sentry to tell his boyfriend to chill out, dude!

This is a sequel to "A Himbo Too Far", but all you need to know from that story is that Flash Sentry and Shining Armor are in a new relationship, and that Shining Armor is in a marriage of convenience to his equally-gay childhood best friend, Princess Cadance.

I had a request for more of these two being silly and cuddly himbos, so here you are! Written for the M/M Contest as well! Just a light, silly story about two boyfriends, and some fun with the classic 'someone gets sick' trope!

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Shining Armor just doesn't know what he's going to do with Flash Sentry! He's always getting into trouble! It seems like every patrol something goes wrong, whether it's getting blasted by a frost giant, or getting stuck up a tree with the cat he was supposed to be rescuing! Shining Armor would be more frustrated with him... if he wasn't so hopelessly in love with him. But Flash is straight, and so Shining Armor is left to pine alone, comforted by his gay wife. Oh, right; he's married, too!

But when Shining Armor finds out that Flash Sentry has gotten in over his head far more seriously this time, he races to the rescue; but what if everything is not what it seems? Will Shining Armor be able to come to terms with his feelings? And just how dumb is Flash Sentry?! Find out, in A Himbo Too Far!

Written for the M/M Shipping Contest, just a light and fun story about two silly stallions falling in love!

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Part of the Spiral of Fate universe.


Outpost 13...often considered the most unlucky posting to be given when you’re a Royal Guard. It holds no real tactical value, and was built long ago before the Unification Period of the Three Pony Tribes. It’s now more of a historical site, being the last-standing remnant of a bygone era. It’s useless, it’s remote, and it’s boring.

And it’s the perfect dumping ground for when you want to get rid of three of the Royal Guard’s worst soldiers ever.

Private Samwise Tater (the Thinker), Corporal Plucky Guess (the Cynic), and Private Prism Rain (the Sleeper) --- the three of them have been at Outpost 13 for one year now, all on their own. Once you’ve been there that long, you begin to develop a routine: wake up at 0600, eat, then stave off boredom for the next 18 hours before it’s time to go to bed. Usually by talking or planning ways to take over the world, or if nothing else, how to raid Princess Celestia’s cake stash without getting caught.

Today’s their one year anniversary, and they’re at their breaking point.

(Heavily inspired by Rooster Teeth’s Red Vs. Blue web-series.)


Featured: 2021/08/18 - 2021/08/23
*200 Likes! Thanks everyone!*

SPECIAL THANKS: Cover art by Hunternif (Sketch 41: “Early Morning”)

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The Tree of Harmony loomed large before Gilda.

This was her one shot.

Taking a deep breath, she began her case. "Harmony, I have come to bargain."


Featured 8/19/2021 - 08/23/2021!

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Spike has faced many dangers as the right-hand dragon of Twilight Sparkle. He's been by her side from battling The Lord of Chaos through her marriage to Queen Chrysalis and beyond. What kind of danger could he possibly face when he gets ready to ask his friend Thorax if their friendship could become something more? The kind he might least expect!

Rated Teen for saucy dialogue, innuendo and naughty euphemisms.

A last minute entry to the Pride and Positivity event! Extended to July 15th, each fic submitted will count as a donation to LGBTQ+ charities, or similar humanitarian efforts! In my case, I'll be tickled rainbow to see my submission go towards assisting https://transgenderlawcenter.org/ If y'all would like to help some folkes do some good in this world, look into submitting your submission as well. Big Love to all y'all and Happy PRIDE Month!

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