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sykko


I like violence, heavy metal and talking multicolored ponies

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  • Sunday
    WTFIWWY-Everybody Was Kung Fu Skating

    Life lessons we learned this week:

    -If the police are chasing you and you hide, they will find you, life is not a video game. Though points to this guy for creativity on the fly as who would think to look in a dryer? But he loses points because the dryer had an acrylic window in the door.

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  • 1 week
    WTFIWWY-More Than Meets The Eye

    This week's life lessons learned:

    -Don't steal a tractor. Definitely don't steal one with the intent to go to a college campus to kill 2 people and then go on a vehicular rampage. GTA is not a LARP. Also: Great work in reinforcing that negative stereotype.

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  • 1 week
    Spooky eclipse prophesies

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  • 2 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Beware of the Fuzzy Cows

    Guest co-host for this week-Linkara.

    Life lessons we learned this week:

    -If your kid keeps insisting they're hearing mobsters in their closet, carefully investigate it, there might be bees. Also, dear sweet evil Jesus! That's a lot of bees!

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  • 3 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Saint Francis of Atari(AI Priest)

    The life lessons we learned this week:

    -Cicadas are loud. This year is a rarity, multiple cicada broods have emerged, something that hasn't happened since 1803. The police are powerless to stop horny insects.

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Mar
30th
2022

Happy Birthday to me · 7:02pm Mar 30th, 2022

43 Years and 9 months ago I was conceived! There are many people who know me personally that believe that was a bad thing.

All kidding aside, today is my birthday. I'm 43 years old. I'm probably not going to have a party or even celebrate as I haven't received gifts since I was 12 and haven't celebrated since I was 15. The most that's happened is that my folks feel a bit guilty and buy me a red velvet cake and some vanilla ice cream, which they help eat. And friends that I haven't seen in years give me well wishes of Facebook.

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Comments ( 7 )

Happy birthday man.

Happy birthday, and here's to many more.

Cha cha cha :D

Happy birthday, friend. :twilightsmile:

Happy birthday! How does it feel to be part of Gen x?

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