Spooky eclipse prophesies · 2:43pm May 19th
When I see these megachurch end times "prophets"(more like profits, amirite?) going on about vague, spooky "prophesies", all I can think about is how they rake in millions of tax-free dollars every year while ignoring how Jesus repeatedly spoke out against accruing wealth. Now why do they go on and on about vague, spooky prophecies? Simple. Fear-mongering. This is just the old "The Red are coming!" Cold War schtick to get people to buy government bonds or support a war or whatever wrapped up in some shiny new paper so they can scare their audiences into buying whatever crap book or garbage product so they can buy a shiny, brand new Gulfstream jet or pay the latest woman who they had an extramarital affair with and got pregnant obscene amounts of money to keep them quiet and get them an abortion.
