Apr
30th
2021
Anon Vs. X Stories? · 7:32am Apr 30th, 2021
You know I made a series of silly Anon vs. X Stories? As in, I have a normal human (no real superpowers) taking on some godlike beings, (OP Ponies/alicorns/etc) who could easily kill him, yet somehow winning by just giving them a nice petting, or giving them a lovely belly rub, or tender ear scratch. The OP being left in the false sense of security, before Anon's deadly hands give them tender affection. His hands often disables their powers and leaves them helpless, and makes them nonhostile. (reformed etc)
So, any ideas what godlike MLP beings he could take on next?
Grogar! How would he fight pony satan? A spritz bottle full of holy water?
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Yeah he probably be humiliated by being defeated by a splash of water. That or Anon swallows his pride and has sex with him. XD
Lyra.
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Lyra could be cool. Pet an evil version of her into a human lover or something.
He mistakes mirror Sombra for normal Sombra and dooms mirror Equestria.
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*We cut to Lyra in a high-backed chair by a fireplace, wearing a tux. She's stroking a tiny Bon Bon in her lap. In front of her, constrained by her guards, is a green man in a tiny loincloth*
"Do you expect me to fuck you or something?"
"No, Mr. Anon. I expect you to- wait. Actually yes. That's so much better than petting & a massage."
"... can we just do the ma-"
"No."
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She demands more than just pet and belly rubs. It's not enough. XD
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Yeah, I slightly edited it right after posting.
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At any rate if he has sex with Lyra. Makes her somehow even more OP.
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Japanese porn rules. Because of course Lyra is a weeb.
If the Anon is MLP aware, and its an actual fight, have him go find the Alicorn Amulet, the Mirror Pool or any other attifacts for the fight. Then you can either go, Anon wins but then shows mercy with cuddles. OR Anon loses but his greatest final weapon was cuddles.