Guess What's Back, Back Again

Story's back, tell a friend.

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[Wanderer D]

[ORyans]

I CAME!

[Mossflower]

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!
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...now i just have to find time to brush up on what happened last time as well as actually read the chapter...

[ymom2]

WOOOOOOOT BIAAATTTCCHHHH

[Iryelb]

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[Nopony in Particular]

554176I went!

Yay!

[newponyontheblock]

This is so exciting! I can't express how happy this blog made me

[Jka22_419]

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[Ringbearer31]

This is just so amazing!
I was sitting in my chair doing homework when the email came in!
And I was like, and I quote:
' Oh My Gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!'
And now I'm here!
And I'm reading!
Yay!

[Smokey]

ill repost this
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[PonyholicsAnonymous]

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[Evil Paladin]

*Reads announcement*
*sinks in*
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SQUEEEE!!!!!
Updates incoming for Night's Favored Child!!!
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*dances excitedly*

554176
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554182
I CONQUORED!!!

554181
*sees Scootaloo*
*hides face in disgust anticipating the fanart and fanfictions involving that scene*
When you see it...

[Jade Mer]

Just did.

[Iryelb]

554268 Then I will give them...THIS!
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[Nopony in Particular]

554268I believe Veni Vidi Vici is I came, I saw, I conquered. Still any one even tries to quote Julius Ceasar earns a .

[spacepony]

YES!YES!YES!YES!

[Evil Paladin]

554359
It is indeed "I came, I saw, I conquored". It wasn't quite right but the setup was too ripe to pass up from your initial comment and Nobody's reply to it.
Thank you for the Moustach
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554301
And I shall respond in kind with:
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[Iryelb]

554445 I use distraction.
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Derpy becomes ineffective.

[Xcelll]

Thank you God!

[Selenelion]

I'm telling ALL my friends

[iisaw]

There IS a doG!

[Evil Paladin]

554453
I deploy Twilight and use "Super unicorn"
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I then use "OMGWTFBBQ". Its SUPER EFFECTIVE!!

[Iryelb]

554829 I use dodge/counter attack.
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[Evil Paladin]

554832
Derpy uses Muffingun!
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Deals 50 damage to your Fluttershy

Twilight heals herself for 1/4 the damage lost
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[Iryelb]

554850 you made Fluttershy cry.
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Rainbow uses healing tongue to negate all damage done this turn.
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[Evil Paladin]

554856
You....
You....
YOU FUCKING KILLED DERPY!!!!
I deploy the rare "Corrupted Celestia"
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Twilight uses "Bubble Shield"
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Corrupted Celestia uses "Power Up"
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In two turns she will become "Daymare Sun"!

(Its pretty funny how this turned into a pic/gif fight so quickly)

[Iryelb]

554996 Fluttershy uses mind control stare to take control of "Corrupted Celestia"
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I also employ Caramel Rainbow to distract Twilight your shield is now at 30% power.
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(Yes, yes it is, but I would not have it any other way)

[Evil Paladin]

555002
SHIT!!!
I deploy Luna and use "Corrupting Symbiote"
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Luna becomes Nightmare Moon!!!
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Twilight uses "Latest Daring Doo novel" on Rainbow Dash
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Rainbow Dash leaves the fight for 'privacy'
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(They say that the exchange of ideas, bringing economies together, and connecting people is what makes the internet great. I personally think that silly shit like this is really what makes it great)

[Iryelb]

555054 I deploy Lira in conjunction with Spike's informative dance number distracting Twilight with insults and information causing Twilight's shield to lose all power and become infective.
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"Corrupted Celestia" uses her enhanced Alicorn powers to send Luna to the moon.
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(I could not agree more, my favorite pass time on the internet is doing random pointless crap)

[Evil Paladin]

555078
Luna uses "Physics" and returns to the field of battle
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Luna uses "Royal Canterlot Voice" amplified by "Speakers set to 11" to blast Spike, Lyra, and Fluttershy to the Bad Lands!
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ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! Spike, Lyra, and Fluttershy are blasted to the Bad Lands!
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Twilight uses "UNLOAD ON THESE BITCHES!!" on Corrupted Celestia
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Corrupted Celestia is at half health

(more than two rounds/turns have passed (I count a round as a post))

[Iryelb]

555161 "Corrupted Celestia" is now Daymare Sun
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AppleJack Uses Brohoof on Rainbow to bring her back and give them both a 20% cooler power up
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I cast Fluffy Pony on Twilight causing her to loose all control and be removed from play
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and in a double pincer strategy Pinky distracts Luna
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While Daymare Sun attacks with the world, since Luna is distracted it causes double damage.
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(I had planned on this being when Daymare Sun came out. So what will you do now that Twilight is out of the picture for the foreseeable future and Luna is less useful than a wet piece of paper?)

[Evil Paladin]

555186
(What will I do? I'll tell you what I'll do!!!)
I deploy Prince Captain Shining Armor and use "Command and Control" on Twilight to bring her back into play
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They both receive a 20% "Sibling Love" bonus to all stats for being deployed at the same time
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I then deploy Princess Cadence and use "The Healing Power of Love" on Luna to heal her damage
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Cadence and Armor get a 20% "Married Couple" bonus to all their stats for being deployed at the same time (Armor has a 40% bonus at this point)
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Luna uses "Tactical Meteor Drop"
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ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! It kills Pinkie, Dash, and AppleJack! The sun is blotted out!
Shining Armor gets an additional 20% bonus to his stats from his "Crown and Country" bonus for being deployed while Luna is in play (total bonus to Armor is 80% all stats)
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(its getting late on my end, Im gonna have to call it a night soon)

[Iryelb]

555255 (Ooh you are a tricky opponent)
I summon Queen Chrysalis to the field
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Next I activate 'Chaos Love' this allows my Queen Chrysalis to destroy your Cadence and weaken Shining Armor by 40% (he's at 40%)
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Now Daymare Sun Casts evil summoning
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Now King Sombra is on my side of the field
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Now with three evil super beings on my side and chaos love in play I can special summon Discord to my side of the field
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When Discord is summoned and Pinkie Pie is in the graveyard she is special summoned onto my side of the field with a plus 50% randomness bonus.
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Discord attacks Shining Armor with 'Plot Development' causing Shining Armor to take his own life in grief of his late wife's death (all Twilight's stats back to original minus 20% for sadness)
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Pinkie attacks Twilight with Pinkie Pie Launcher
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It's super affective Twilight dies.

Discord uses 'Temptation'
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Discord cannot attack this turn but Luna leaves your side of the field and joins mine as Nightmare Moon once again, Nightmare Moon may not attack for two rounds

King Sombra attack you directly with full power Evil Stare
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IT'S SUPER AFFECTIVE one more attack to you and your history

(So now what? All your monstars are dead and I have five high level god characters plus a super random Pinkie Pie and you can't even use the elements of harmony what with four of them being dead and one of the two still living ones is on my side.)

[Evil Paladin]

555878
(*I crack my neck and pop my knuckles*)
Well now, things just got a might interestin...
Looks like its time to call in...
The B-team aka the CMC.

They construct the Orbital Friendship Canon and spin up the canon for an attack. it'll fire next turn regardless of my death
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I sumon DJ-Pon-3 aka Vinyl Scratch to the field. She attacks Discord with her "Bass Canon"

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! Discord is dead!
Vinyl uses "Dubstep Dishwasher" to disrupt King Sombra's and Chrysalis' magic leaving them unable to cast any spells or use special abilities for 3 rounds

I summon Octavia and she uses "Classic Cello" to sooth NMM and Daymare Sun.

They are now have a negative to conversion resistance
I summmon Sibsy and she uses "RAAAAGE" on Pinkie Pie

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! Sibsy set Pinkie Pie on fire with her mind and Pinkie Pie is dead!
I summon Rarity and use "Charm" on Daymare Sun
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Daymare Sun has changed over to my side
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I summon Nurse Redheart and she heals my damage
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Nurse Redheart then uses her "Dirty Epidural Needle Gun" to infect you with the Ebola Virus and the Black Plague
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You now have three turns left
The President of Madagascar shuts down the airports
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((What now?) Hope you dont take offense to the dirty needles, its kind of my head canon for what the medic uses in his gun)

[Iryelb]

557662 (It's okay no hard feelings either way I suppose)

I activate my last ditch attack 'NOPE'
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When 'Orbital Friendship Canon' is active but not on my side of the field than 'NOPE' causes it to immediately fire destroying everything on your side of the field and wiping out all of your life points, the only draw back to using this is that it costs me all of my life points to activate.

So even though I destroyed you, I say good game sir and,
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[Evil Paladin]

557910
Whew! I was starting to have a rough time keeping this up. Best that it all ended.
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Indeed, good game my good man!
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Congrats on the victory, want a drink?
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[NSFWKazama]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ What they said

[Spitszs]

All that up there... that was epic.

[Iryelb]

558444 Good on you and yes I would
559242
560560

Your all very welcome
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[Evil Paladin]

567964
Here let me order you one

559242>>560560
Thank you
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Im glad that you guys are entertained ()

[Evil Paladin]

567964
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(The idea popped into my head recently and had to be done)

[Iryelb]

573200

[Evil Paladin]

579952

[Iryelb]

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[Evil Paladin]

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[DrFumblez]

That. Was. AWESOME.

[TheBrokenCookie]

What did I miss? Haha jk