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May
30th
2018

s t a r l e y e g h t ' s b e d r o o m · 6:46pm May 30th, 2018

what are the lore implications of this

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Well, you know they make rolly-balls that look exactly like that -- I had one years ago. The "eye" is suspended in a small bit of liquid inside the outer clear shell and is weighted opposite the pupil so it's always looking up.

But that's too boring an answer, isn't it.

So let's just say Starlight had an *ahem* "incident" with one of her former inmates cultists villagers. That is her trophy.

I'm more concerned with all the skull iconography she has scattered around.

Honestly, I’m just waiting for this overdone show to end. It’s worn out its welcome and it really isn’t that fun on its own anymore.

Look at it this way: Have you ever seen a pony with bloodshot eyes?

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Have youeverseen a pony with bloodshot eyes?

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On a side note, I wonder where she got those boots from. First Equestria Girls movie?

Also, while guitars with offset sound holes are a thing (though I always found it getting close to guitar equivalent of uncanny valley), this hole seems like it goes all the way through the guitar for some reason.

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…image…

Rarity’s a marshmallow, (Ponies don’t get so pruney in water) so you can guess where that eye came from.

this hole seems like it goes all the way through the guitar for some reason.

This is quite definitely an electric guitar, and it comes with an amp. Those can be more or less any desirable shape, because the shape of the body matters relatively little for the sound.

Not the first one wee see either – the first one was Vinyl’s bass in Slice of Life, IIRC.

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Looks like a semi-hollow electric guitar to me. Though given those horns (+10 to slicing your hand/hoof anytime you go for the higher frets), it's probably more for show than sound anyway.

4873012 that's nice

They're clearly setting her up to be Rarity's assistant in the final season. After all, she's got an eye for fashion — she keeps it on the floor in her bedroom.

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You know it’s true, man.

When the story is over, close the book.

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One of Mage Meadowbrook's actual relics totally let you collect eyeballs.

Where they came from is why it is one of Mage Meadowbrook's less well-known relics...

Ponies are implied to have huge eyeballs, not eyeplates, further implying that their brains are small, oddly-shaped or located in a different part of the body?

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Only if you accept that they breed special cucumbers the size of eyes which we have never seen whole, only in slices. When they were shown eating more reasonably sized ones.

(I.e. funny as it is, proportions are just not consistent.)

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What we assumed to be watermelons will probably turn out to be a magical breed of rotund spa cucumbers...

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