The Update You Weren't Sure Was Coming Because Maybe Kaidan Disappeared Again, but Actually Has Some Really Awesome Stuff in it and is Totally Worth Checking Out, including B-Movies, Real Talk, Alcohol, Blackjack, and Hookers, in Fact, Forget Blackja · 3:56am May 9th, 2018
Real Talk
Updates are delayed as I focus on my health. I've been exercising more, and I can almost wake up before noon 35% of the time. There are some pretty ingrained habits I need to break and the nature of my work isn't helping with a routine. The more I can sleep at the same hours, exercise, and eat healthy, the better I'll be able to overcome apathy and a lack of motivation that pervades all aspects of my life, but makes it especially difficult to "waste time writing" when the important things in my life are equally neglected, and very often far more urgent.
B Movies
I wanted to share a couple classic B movies from my youth. The first is "Planet of the Dinosaurs" from 1977, which is super cheesy. But when you're a kid in the blockbuster era and you discover something like this, it might as well be Infinity Wars in glorious 480p on a VHS tape. So I watched it a lot.
Planet of the Dinosaurs full YouTube video
Then there was the Tremors series, with 6 glorious movies so far. If you haven't seen the giant man-eating earthworms and assblasters yet, you're not living life to the fullest.
Sorta helpful motivational stuff
Yes, I've been warned that PragerU is literal cancer, but Mike Rowe's video has some sound advice that might help someone out, so I thought I'd share it.
Is this backup singer in the Guardians of the Galaxy 2 music video the same actor as Peter W. in the Deadpool 2 trailer? If so, he should have put that on his resume when applying for X-Force!
Story Updates
So in order of priority right now, I'll probably write the following: A new Shit fic, 23/1 update, Dash of Humanity 3 update. Mostly in that order because stories that I don't care about take a lot less time and effort than a story I'm trying really hard not to fuck up. I'm still trying to get motivated to finish the outlines and planning for my stories, since "write 3k words about X" is a lot more manageable of a goal than "OMG FINISH ALL THE UPDATES!" And as I mentioned above, I don't really have the energy and motivation to waste right now, so better to be methodical than to go right back under the rock I spent the last two years under.
Barcast
Oh, and here's an interview I did with the Barcast if you want to listen to my sexy baritone voice for 2 hours. They also recently interviewed DustyKatt, a.k.a. Manliest Brony, if you want to see an interview from someone actually worth watching. But if you don't, then totally go ahead and listen to me for two hours.
Best Movies/Games/TV
If you're looking to kill time and hide from responsibility, try some of the following in no particular order:
Infinity Wars
Deadpool 2
Battletech Game (on steam)
Pillars of Eternity 2
The Expanse (novels, or TV series on Amazon prime)
Arrested Development (Season 5 is soon, Netflix "redid" Season 4)
It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
Aggretsuko (Netflix)
Best Fan Fiction
I haven't had time to read any...
Life Goals
Stay above ground and sucking air.
Find a better job.
I'm out of ideas
Well, I hope this blog was insightful, it's always nice to have a place to go have some fun or some real talk when needed. I hope to see everyone again soon with some actual updates behind it. If all goes well (awake by 9am, exercise, not homeless) then I'll be updating by Friday. After all, my life is a hell of a lot better than Peter Parker's. Last I heard, he's not feeling so well. 😎
where's the hookers at i was promised hookers (lols)
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These were the only hookers I could afford.
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nice hookers *fist bump*
You mean them Graboids?
The ones I swear the MLP Tatzelwurm is based on?
I know the actual myths on Tatzelwurms/Tatzelwyrms. That thing's a bloody Graboid.
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That most definitely is based on the graboids
The tremors series is one of my top favourites, but three and the movies after are where they start to go down hill, the two newest ones are my least favorite