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TAW


Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

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Oct
26th
2012

1.9 kilopones · 7:57pm Oct 26th, 2012

Dunno why you guys keep following me, I'm not doing anything recently. But uh, fair enough, thank you!

I don't really have much to say, save for thanking everyone for putting up with me. Don't forget, there's still time left on my contest (now with cash prizes!)!

I'd write more, but today isn't going well so far. I've caught some icky bug and I've already blown my ice cream budget for the next week or so, which is kinda depressing. Somebody buy me ice cream? I take both paypal and pegasus post, though the latter is hugely preferred. Also makes the ice cream less pressing an issue.

I swear I'm still working on stuff!

edit: okay like did my last blog just not send a notification or something? I assumed you guys had forgotten about me, but you're being active again.

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Wow... Congrats! :twilightsmile:

will buy something, but I'm not into the whole charity thing if you have the ability to work. For example, a homeless man once sold me an awesome rock for $5.

I'm not sure I even have one nine people watching me. You lucky dog you... Also I don't remember a 1.8 kilopones did I just forget about it or did you :pinkiegasp: MISS ONE?

TAW

450484
Is me gorging myself on ice cream until I fall asleep not a product nopony else can offer?!

...Well, not legally, anyway.

450498 So, uh :trixieshiftleft: how much money do you need for ice cream :trixieshiftright:

450498 Draw me a picture, write me a poem, name your first born after me. The more value to you, (i.e. the more work/thought you put into it) the more money I'll give. gave lil miss jay $50 once for getting a drawing of applebloom.

TAW

450510
There once was a mare from Equestria,
Who had a very nice vest on her,
She wrote a quick poem,
For a short loan,
Now she's just resting, yeah?

no seriously I'm going to bed today is a write-off :p

450507
all the ponies in the world

Yeah. Cool! A contest! Thingie. Idk. Ya know. I will do this. I will get to work on the story I'm writing for a friend of mine. Was going to be a one shot, but it only had 7k words on it. I will add another chapter, and call it happy days! I'll get back to you on this one TAW. I'll try to make you proud!

450530:rainbowderp:...:ajbemused::ajsleepy: what's your pay pal or whatever?

you are still baffled? i will make it simple. we love you. :pinkiehappy:

TAW

450539
but it's madness, I can't write!
450535
there's a donation link in my bio, or it's TerribleAnonymousWritefag@gmail.com but I was joking, it's too late to buy ice cream anyway today, so it could only improve tomorrow by this point

i think some may be following you on group pressure and principle alone at this point...:applejackunsure: ("this one has A LOT of followers, i think we should follow then as well")

450530 Seems Vermin Supreme popped over to your area and set up his pony-based economy.

Well... I don't see why I should stop following you just 'cause you haven't done anything in a little while?

"The Wind Beneath Her Wings" is probably the best shipping story I have ever read, and by watching you I'm certain to catch whatever blogs you have containing information about whether or not you're writing / what may cause you to stop writing or something.

450544 unconditional love.

you're contest has inspired me to write for the first time in years, much love

Why not win the contest yourself and get the reward money for ice cream?

Problem solved.

Oh, those new followers are just uncool people(tried to put 'ponies' there but just couldn't do it) who are only just now reading your stuff. I mean, talk about jumping on the band wagon in the final lap!

TAW

450554
Aww, thank you very much! I try my best, and hearing that makes it really worthwhile <3
450507
About £2.50 for a small pot, or £5 for a big pot, or £10 to drown myself into oblivion. My budget has stretched to that too much and won't stretch any more ;(

450606
You're welcome :3

And just a side note:
"£10 to drown myself into oblivion."

Stuff in the internet has a hard time making me laugh, a really hard time, but this did it. :rainbowlaugh:
I can just imagine you stuffing your head from a bowel filled with 20 liters of Ice cream... Though I doubt there are any 20 liter bowels

What a shame...
Guess I'll have to eat this chocalate ice cream myself. It's so damn, it's augmented.:raritywink:

You can't have an OC that sexy and not have a lot of followers, TAW. :yay:

By using the measurement of TAW, which is equal to TAW's current follower count, I can determine that I have .227 TAWs.

Congrats!!! It still amazed me how people still don't know who you are.

450606 Well, my mommy would be a bit cross if I sent you $16.11 (~£10), BUT I think I can manage £6.21 (~$10) which should get you a big pot of ice cream and, I dunno, a Mars bar or something. :twilightsmile:

You wrote something I liked, I will follow you until the end of time. :rainbowwild:

Love you TAW

Pshh. Maybe you should go to bed before 1am if you're sick and out of ice cream :P Crazy pony.

Dear Taw,

Hi Taw!

~ChaosAngel

TAW

451161
Aww, thank you! I'll eat this ice cream in your honour.
451587
<3
451913
To ChaosAngel,
Hey!
Yours,
TAW

452154 I threw ice cream at someone before and they asked why I did it so I gave them the honest answer. Cause I can, and why am I able to do so? Cause I work at a ice cream factory, and this isn't an asdf joke, I really work at an ice cream factory.

TAW

452155
pls ice cream

452168 I would love to send you some since, I can just take home a tub of ice cream, but I don't think the mail people will be happy delivering sticky mail. :fluttershysad:

452170 Why not eat some bacon, bacon is always good at every time of the day

452172 I second this

That's a lot of feathering ponies. Nice.

>Dunno why you guys keep following me
We secretly want surprise buttseckz :moustache:

is TerribleAnonymousWritefag what TAW stands for?

453893
........ this comment made my day

wow
Congrats TAW!
you deserve it!
your stories are great!
dont worry, I know some other day you will make another great story!

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