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TAW


Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

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Sep
23rd
2012

1.8 kilopones · 10:04am Sep 23rd, 2012

It's been a while, huh? Lack of activity hasn't stopped you guys from following me though, apparently.

Thank you all, really <3

I'd offer an explanation as to why I've kinda stopped, but it's hard to put into words. I'm trying, it's just coming slowly. Very slowly. Unless you want to buy me ice cream, there's not much you can do, but that's okay. I'm almost finished on this chapter of wbhw, though uni is starting up again now so I'll have less time to write. I'll try, I still have things to finish.

Now I'll just go sit over here and feel like a popular hack some more.

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Welcome back TAW

Just a suggestions. In case you have time to write and it still goes slowly, maybe you want to try something new, dipping into mythology for example, anything you have an interest in.

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Om gee ur faget!!!!!!!!!!:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::trollestia::unsuresweetie:

Well, I would say 'Congratulations', but I get the feeling that you don't really feel like you have earned. And maybe that is true. Except it isn't. Whether or not you deserve a following of this size based on the quality of the work you have produced is a subjective question that can really only be answered by you. What I can say with certainty is that you have more than earned my presence here simply by being an intelligent, stable (read 'not Device Heretic'), genuinely decent person who has put out at least three Fics that are worth reading (only because I don't read clop).

But that is just my opinion.
And, since I am always right, you should listen.

In during "how's Unchangeable doing?"

Love ya, TAW. Don't go changing. Sorry.

If I could, I'd buy you all the ice cream. Dont worry about us, we're completely fine, and I'm sure you'll pull through whatever's holding you in a slump. Take all the time you need, and I guarantee you that we'll still be here, because hey, it's no detriment to us to follow you, and it's not like there aren't nearly 50 stories to keep us entertained until then. :P

TAW

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Mmf. Thanks, I think.
377146
It's um.
It's doing. Something.

I've got my wallet out here at Ben and Jerry's. What flavor d'you want?

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Sorry, that was mostly reflex. It had been a while since I'd asked. Same as before, though: even if it's a back burner, I'm satisfied if it's still on the stove. Or something.

*buying ice creams*
Favourite flavour? I'll grab ya a box.

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What I was trying to say was that the only person here who can convince you that you deserve your following is you and nothing I say is going to change that. When you have decided that you have earned your following is when I will congratulate you on it.

And also that your non clop is of a high enough quality that you shouldn't feel like a hack writer.

Hey again, TAW! Can't wait for a new WBHW chapter :pinkiehappy:

TAW

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If you're relying on me to convince me I can write, we'll be here a long time.
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Nor can I, it's coming soon. I hope. I'm very near the end.

377172 Looking forward to it :twilightsmile:

Tsk.

I've never understood why followers would discontinue such for a trifle of inactivity - I keep every blessed one my favorite authors in my list where they belong, regardless of whether they post every week or not. Why would anyone risk missing out on a new submission just because there's been a bout of inactivity? Jeez, people have lives - authors have to work, eat, sleep... gosh, how unforgivable!

Personally, I keep my following list greedily stuffed chock full of the best writers as a testament to discerning taste. I mean, when you find someone whose artistry has moved you, why would that change just because you haven't seen anything new in a while?

I'll happily keep TAW where she belongs as a deserved member of my discreet favorites catalog, and enjoy whatever comes of her work in the future.

Really. You'd risk missing that? Silly ponies.

Buy me some Neopolitan Ice Cream, please. Least you can do.:rainbowkiss:

TAW

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It's funny because you're implying I'd ever give away ice cream.

I would totally buy you ice cream.
If I had any money.
Or still lived in London.
Or had your address.
Regardless there would be ice cream.

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Here we observe the TAW in her native habitat. She normally poses no threat, but when feeding has been known to kill or maim people between her and ice cream. It is advised that you divest yourself of such foods immediately when entering into areas TAW is known to inhabit.

:yay:~yay!
Good to hear that you are still perking along. :)

Why, is ice cream your 'thinking juice'? That would be disturbingly unhealthy. :raritydespair:

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Would you prefer being tied to the chair in front of your computer with nylon rope, having only the use of your hands and a bowl of ice-cream to write a new chapter?

If so, we are already tracking your movements via GPS...

Do you have anything special planned for the big double-kilopone?

As always, take your time! Rushing is never good in writing.

>Unless you want to buy me ice cream
Nope, only Team Avolition deserves ice cream :scootangel:

TAW

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I'm sorry I kinda zoned out after the whole being tied up thing
what were we talking about again?

377140 :T i found this rude

tell us what kind and were to send it and you will get ice cream :heart:

There's no denying it now TAW. You are popular.

TAW

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I deny it. I must.
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I take paypal and cuddles.

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It's impossible now. Even if you say you deny it, in the back of your mind it will always be nagging you.

HUGS FOR EVERYPONY!!!!:pinkiehappy:

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Your lack of attention is incorrigible!

*throws hands into air*

I give up D;

I just came to this thingy called a comment box and wondered to myself. What the hell is going on?

TAW, just do what you gotta do, and we will wait patiently for you. No rush bra, Just do what you gotta do, and we still be waiting with open arms.....filled with ice cream.....to the max. Okay?

Probably going to think I'm nuts, but here's how I recently got some kick ass inspiration for a story I'm writing. I fell asleep, and used a lucid dream app I had. Obviously, I had a lucid dream. In this dream I was a random brony on fimfiction, reading stories put on my actual account. Awesome stories. Stories I thought had been stolen from me. Then I realized what was happening, and immediately searched of fimfiction for those stories. They dont exist. I wrote fics in my subconscious to support a dream. A little unorthodox, but damn was it fun.

379160 holy shit that's awesome! :rainbowlaugh:

384292 I thought so. And a little disturbing. Some inception crap going on. I have had too many lucid dreams lately, to the point where I tried to command my psychology to change my B- grade on his test to an A by thinking really hard. Doing reality checks much more often now XD

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