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    Updates and a question

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    If you could erase one MLP character from existance, who would it be?

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    New Story: 'The Basement'

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Feb
15th
2018

Is this the creepiest MLP toy ever? · 7:40pm Feb 15th, 2018

2017 wasn't a good year for me. At least, not for finding silly/goofy/bad toys I could poke fun of as I have in the past. Apparently, toy designers saw my posts and upped their game, ruining my fun.

Little did I know that the universe, in its infinite wisdom, was sending me something to make up for it.

Yesterday, I was looking around target for a DVD. Passing past the toy isles, I saw a MLP display, thought it was cute, and continued on my way.

Seconds later, I went back and realized that I had seen this:

Of all the legitimate MLP toys has ever released, this may be the creepiest. In my search for worst MLP toys ever, I learned about mlp radz (AKA, the offspring of ponies and Sonic the Hedgehog), newborn ponies with diapers (NO), and the horror that is Surprise Twins pony (NOOOO), but just... look at it. It looks Twilight's on the verge of tears at any given moment, probably from realizing that she's lived over 100,000 years as an immortal alicorn, and still has an eternity to look forward to.

Or, alternatively, something killed Twilight, stole her skin, wrapped it around themselves. and is now masquerading around as our favorite princess of friendship.

What? You don't see that? Okay, ponder this: that same monstrosity skinned Twilight and now wears her, but here's the twist:

Twilight is still alive.

She knows what's going on, and all she can do is cry.

Wow, that got dark. I blame the internet for corrupting my brain. Here, have an amusing picture of a grumpy-face Twilight plushie.

With all that said, what creepy/weird/wtf MLP toys have you come across in stores or the internet? For this post, I count only officially licensed merchandise, but bootlegs qualify as well (my money goes towards that Lyra plushie with the hole, and that inflatable, bikini-wearing Rainbow Dash).

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I gladly never found anything creepy, well then again I never really look... Don't have the space.

She reminds me a bit of 1Trick's "Future Future Twilight" what with her sunken eyes and baggy, emaciated frame.
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yeah, that's kind of the eternal problem with these sorts of animatronic toys. Cloth simply does not expand and contract the way flesh and fur would; so when you stuff a motorized plastic frame inside a plushy style cloth covering like this, the cloth will constantly bunch up or sag around the joints. And getting the eyelids to not look really weird is also a real pain unless you have a professional doing it.

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