The Ending of Antipodes- As Imagined by Argembarger · 4:34am Oct 15th, 2012
Some of you may be familiar with Argembarger. The dude that wrote spiderses? Yeah. he took a crack at the last chapter of antipodes. Also, actual story info after this, so I don't feel bad tagging it as antipodes.
Chapter: End: The Final Chapter Of Antipodes By PK
But JUST THEN...
"OH NO", Jigsaw said, "HERE COME THE ANTIPODES!"
It was true. There they came, marching single-file down the cobblestone street.
There was only one thing that could be done.
"I have to succeed at winning the mission!" Tiptoe whispered to herself as she tried sneaking around behind the lead antipode.
"BZZZT I SEE YOU HORSE CREATURE," the second antipode said.
"Awww shiiiiit," Tiptoe swore, "Incendia, I need some backup over here, y'dig?"
"Read ya loud and clear," Incendia responded. She parked her fighter jet next to Applejack's apple cart, climbed out, and began mounting Tiptoe.
"What NO," Tiptoe shrieked as every antipode turned to face the lesbian horses.
Jigsaw fixed the problem with his wrench. "All fixed!" he said.
"Ow," Incendia shrugged, "get this wrench out of my-"
"BZZZT PUNY HORSE OR HORSES PREPARE TO EXTINCT," an antipode said.
"Stop right there!"
A shadow leapt from Applejack's apple cart into the fray.
"I won't let you hurt my friends!"
Jigsaw did a double-take. "Pip???"
"Yo dog I heard you were having some antipode problems. Well, you can consider those antipodes... DEFEATEDPODES!" and Pip pierced through all of them with an unholy blast kick.
"Hooray!"
The world was once again safe for horse frolicking now that the problem of menacing antipodes was no more.
THE END
Beautiful, right? Anyways.
I started on the next chapter already. Going to be done probably this week or next.
Poetry.
404 Mind Not Found.
So now that the antipodes are defeated, what're we gonna kill next? The gazebo?
"The Ending of Antipodes"
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"As Imagined by Argemarger"
Oh lol derp I need to read faster
*reads*
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423416
A battle of wit and rhyme? I'd stay and fight, but it'd be a crime.
What kind of crime, you ask? Why, a slaughter would be this task!
I will have you know that I can rhyme almost everything in- oh, what was that? The sixties are ringin!
I can dance circles around you, you're just a square! I pity the fool who tries to trounce my dare.
When I walk in the room, I'm the only sound, you're like a nightmare, to the moon you're bound!
Nobody survives long when they get in my face; can't breathe honey? Oh yeah, you're in space!
It's gettin' chaotic around this town, And just like Pinkie Pie, I'm gonna bitch-slap your frown!
With this mic I've dumbfounded y'all, I can tell! So come visit my condo sometime in hell!
423466
And what's this defiance that I have intercepted? Well S.B.M., you challenge has been accepted!
If you think you can beat me you must be a fool! We both know I'll be winning this duel!
There's no way to even hope to win, so suck it up and put your brain back in!
When you see me coming, you'll run for your life! My words are gonna rip you up like a serrated knife!
Give up! C'mon, announce you're defeat!
The bottom of my foot, you're about to meet!
You're rhymes are weak, you can't face the elite!
That is something I shouldn't have to repeat!
My skill is superior, something you can't deny! You'll be feeling it's sting when these words hit your eye!
When you hear me coming, you'll feel chilled to the bone, 'cause nothing can stop me when I'm in the zone.
No one can even hope to stand before me! You'd better get used to it, 'cause it's my life story!
If you try to stop me, you're in for a treat! I'll put you in the ground, down about six feet!
In your ears, these words will resonate,
Your heart'll beat faster as your pupils dilate,
You can't deny it, don't even try, mate,
Victory isn't yours, that's 'cause it's my fate.
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Honestly, 423552, you rap like my granny, she was pretty good, when it came out her fanny!
Go ahead and drop your rhymes, see if I care! At least I'm not the one wearing shitty underwear!
I got a lot of time under my belt, I've spat a lot of rhymes, and played the hands I'm dealt,
You can't expect me to fold to a pair a two's, I got a full house, there's no way I'll lose!
I'm so fast I'm hyper!
I got class, you viper!
(Boom!) Headshot, I'll snipe ya-
You're gonna run crying, Mommy'll change your diaper!
I've gotten six hours a sleep the last couple of days, And even so my rhymes will keep you amazed!
I don't need sleep when I got a good beat, that's why I'm dancing like a spaz, twitchin' on my feet!
I need no reminder that I suck at rappin', but that's what makes this funny, 'cause I'll win by crappin'!
Time to get fresh- Yeah, Old Spice! I'm Santa's Last Clause, and you ain't been nice!
I get all my work done in the day!
Then all night I'm here to play!
I once took a trip from home to LA!
I got kicked in the nuts near San Francisco's Bay!
You be laughin' at my nuts, but I hate cashews! You best leave here now, 'cause you're about to lose!
Somepony call a doctor, I'm feeling kinda sick, Maybe it's because You've been failing at that trick!
I'd like to get you a therapist, you're mentally deranged! I can't believe you're scared of this, so quit and go rage!
You know I hate to brag, but I'm twitchin' right now, My Pinkie Sense is tellin' me, that you've been wowed!
I understand what it's like to get shut down-
Ha! Can't say that with a straight face, you starin' with a frown.
I get a spit take, I say "Hey filly, what's shakin'?"
Now I got Apple Bloomin' on my thick old bacon!
I got a tender heart, but you can't even hit, Like I said before, y'all gotta admit,
When it comes to writing prose here, I'm not a poser, I just have a certain formula poster,
Can't let you in on the secret, not even I would know, I just write from my emotions, whether fast or slow,
My style comes from the heart; you're no Anacreon. This is where we part, I don't need an emoticon.
*raises hoof*
Uh... What's an antipode?
423608
Antipode
no
423666
Makes sense!
So the title of this story has little to nothing to do with the story itself?
423569
423552
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424225
I don't usually comment anything more than no, but you are retarded enough that I have to in this case. An antipode is any two points on earth directly opposite from eachother, aka one side is the moon and one side is the sun. If you would take the tim- no
424461
Sorry, I assumed from the wiki page that it had more to do with geographical locations than celestial bodies. Thank you for taking the time to disabuse me of that misconception.
And for breaking character.
424461
) Antipodes couldn't possible be in reference to the sun and moon, or even the closest terrestrial points to the sun and moon.An antipode consists or two geographical points on opposite sides of the planet, but A) when Jigsaw and Tiptoe first reach the surface, they see both the sun and the moon in the sky simultaneously, and B) the moon wouldn't be visible due to being in a permanent state of lunar eclipse.
Wait a minute!(curse my easily distracted mind
And that is what happens when I actually "take the tim" to think about something.
424728 Nope, you're wrong.
(SUN) (MOON)
(EQUESTRIA)
Simplistic diagram. The Sun and Moon are both visible, but if you were to be at a certain point, the Sun would be directly above, with no view of the Moon, and vice-versa.
424935 This. They're visible in the habitable zone because you're halfway in between both bodies. Atmospheric lensing.
Or, you know, fiction. Same deal with the moon.
424292 So who will win? Who will lose?! Who will battle next in EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FIMFIC BRONIES!!!!
425141
I think that's been done before
425172 Yep, many times.
425111
I'm sorry...but what did I just read ?
Listen here, 423569, you ain't met me before, and you'd better be ready, 'cause I'm here to even the score!
And... and...
...rhymey, rhymey, rhyme, etc.
I just can't be bothered anymore.
Have a
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425561 Oh, thank whatever god you may or may not believe in... It's 1 AM, and I really didn't want to have to think up rhymes on the spot once again. It's hard enough doing it on 6 hours of sleep once, but again after only a few hours more? Nuh-uh, I wouldn't be able to do it. Maybe later tomorrow/today, but not now.
425111
Ah, the atmosphere! I knew I was forgetting something. You'd think that ten thousand years of solar bombardment would have shredded it like a wood chipper by now.
423352 its funny because my browser could load all avatars but yours.
I am deeply amused at how many comments this has gotten
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