Now for Something Completely Different · 3:03am Oct 9th, 2017
I had a rather strange dream this morning, and after telling my roommate about it he insisted I put it here on my blog. Not much else going on, and it might entertain a few of you, so here goes:
It starts at a political convention hosted by Stephen Colbert, where President Donald Trump is in attendance. I, for whatever reason, happen to be his personal head of security; one of his close advisor/buddy types. Colbert invites the president to come up and "accede" the influx of Persian refugees coming to the US (he meant accept, but for some reason the word "accede" is repeatedly used throughout). I advise Trump that he should do the speech to accept the refugees in order to make him look good for a change. Before the speech, though, there's a children's song and dance performance that we happen to get into the middle of. I'm getting into it pretty well, not sure if he was doing the same.
After that, we're walking to where the speech is to be done, and I'm reminding him that we don't want this to be like all the other failures in his life, which he grumpily acknowledges. It's time for the speech, but before he can speak, he's asked what his opinions were in regards to the 1985-86 Yugoslavian UN humanitarian crisis: an event he knew absolutely nothing about. Neither did I, but this gets the whole place booing him, while I'm at the side facepalming and groaning "Goddammit...".
However, as the negativity mounts, Trump suddenly breaks into song about how he misses the days where he was a kid superhero named Earthquake, lamenting about how people are being raised to despise him. It's an emotionally stirring song, like something out of Steven Universe. It even has an animated music video done in the style of that Comedy Central show "Little Bush" (I think that's what it was called). When the song ends, pastoral credits begin to roll, featuring characters from Undertale and Final Fantasy IX all to calming music.
By that point I realized I was dreaming, so I added in something more to make a "better" ending. When Trump stops singing, the auditorium is completely silent, until someone shouts out "What does that have to do with anything?" and the booing resumes. The End; roll credits.
Very very weird one, I have to say. I have some ideas of what it could mean, but I think I've put down enough for you to digest. Hope I didn't mess up anyone's night :P
I lost it at Earthquake. XD
4692265
Dreams, man: how do they work?