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Posh


How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

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  • 75 weeks
    Reaction Story Ideas

    Hello everybronie, it is I, Posh, actor, writer, philosopher, creator of the hit series “Big Octopi in Little Delphi,” inventor, writer, occasional male escort, deposed vice-regent of Luxembourg, writer, actor, critic, writer, and overall tall drink of water. I’m here today to discuss a new trend I’ve seen in the MLP fan fiction community: Reaction stories.

    What is a reaction story?

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    20 comments · 377 views
  • 96 weeks
    Chapter Eight is Live

    The real chapter eight. What was originally labeled as chapter eight, “Pasta al Forno,” was an April Fool’s joke that sprang from a ficlet Dubs wrote me for Jesus Day. The chapter titles and order have been rearranged to reflect this.

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  • 96 weeks
    The Pros and Cons of Giving a Damn

    "I'm not looking for pity. I'm trying to make a point. Girls like us can't rely on anyone, can't get attached to anyone. You just set yourself up to get hurt down the line when they're gone.

    "’Cuz they're always gone, in the end."

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    8 comments · 271 views
  • 102 weeks
    Donations Page: For Billy Kametz

    Billy Kametz has passed away.

    For those of you who don’t know who that is, he is Ferdinand von Aegir. For those of you who don’t know who that is, first of all, shame on you. Second, he was also someone named Jotaro. In English.

    Or Josuke. I don’t watch that show. He was someone named Jojo; I don’t know which one.

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  • 102 weeks
    Posh's Story Reviews: Folio The Second - Part Two - A Mire From Which There Can Be No Exodus

    Awoooo, awaaaaa, amooooooooo. I’ve finished communing with the Elder Spirits, those phantom deities which lend me their neurons to write these glorious literary critiques. They’ve guided me to two more stories, to add onto my previous blog. In exchange, they are slowly siphoning my lymphatic fluids for their own purposes (I think they carbonate it and use it as a mixer in cocktails).

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Sep
25th
2017

?! · 12:39am Sep 25th, 2017

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One hour later

"So, Mister Sentry, was it?" The nurse scribbled on her electronic pad for a moment before checking the beeping machine attached to his chest by long wires. "Other than having your stomach pumped, how was your first visit to the town's new restaurant?"

When the sushi titan comes bearing gifts, for the love of God, accept them.

Angle is weird.

Shimmer hairstyle is Legendary.

Flash has gained a great deal of support from me since FSG.

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I PRESENT YOU THE FILLETED CORPSES OF SEA LIFE, TINY MAN

Wait hold on, what is this from? Is there a new EqG short out? And it involves Sushi Shimmer?

I must find it.

4677982 in the new short, the titaness, Sunset Shimmer, stomps about the mall, presenting fish-bits to lonely boys

So is the message, like... she's big in Japan?

...

I'll see myself out. :derpytongue2:

BEHOLD, SHALL THOU PERUSE MINE ASSORTMENT OF ELDER GOD DELIGHTS.

That's indeed some weird angle; at first I thought her arms were crossed, but in fact, perspective is a bit skewed, I think.

"You know what it's made from? It's made from the last guy who tried to date Twilight."

4677869 Isn't it a classical romantic gesture to present one's intended with the dismembered body parts of their enemies? I guess we know what happened to the sirens!

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4678586
You're not the first to make that joke, but I approve. :)

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