Hope you laughed or learned something.
I've launched my own Patreon page so that anyone interested can help me make more music.
New original song!
Get it? Instead of "laugh" until you cry? My buddy Beau accidentally texted me "Do you wanna life until you cry?" with a link to a funny video. It's immediately among my all-time favorite phrases. Anyway, I quit my job. Let's talk about that.
Ponkology 102
A Ridiculously Long, Boring, and Flickeringly Painful Visual Q&A
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Answers, raisins, seizures, and Ponky squees found above. In the course of twelve freaking minutes. I hope none of you watch this thing all the way through. Believe me, I edited this down a ton, too. I guess I talk a lot.
School sucks and is hard. TSD Update, you say? *sigh* Later.
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llama...
Yo dawg I heard ya' like "blawg things".
Yo dog i heard you like to read fimfiction so we got a computer in side of a computer inside of a program that runs fimfiction all the time so you can fimfiction while reading fimficiton to having more fimfiction.
Fluttershy! Fluttershy! Fluttershy!
In any event, that was actually rather interesting. I need to think of more questions...
Coldplay is pretty sweet... favourite line in almost all music I've listened to ever, "But that was when I ruled the world". Top track too. Being British does have some perks. On that note, have you ever heard of Gomez? I'm told their real popular in the States but I've yet to meet an American who actually knows they exist.
Also, you do NOT wanna be a hipster... at least personality wise. The ones we have here across The Pond spend their times criticising anything popular, and some too much so that they are just plain offensive, and their taste in alcohol is expensive. Clothing however, sure. I like a good hipster hat any day.
Still can't get over your hoodie. It's. So. AWESOME! It's great to learn more about you mate. You are to me as SS&E is to you! God-send.
Archaeology or archeology?
I didn't see any raisins. What raisins? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RAISINS?
What consumes the greatest majority of your free time?
How badly screwed up is your sleep schedule?
From where did you obtain most of your merchandise? Internet?
Are there any television shows which you enjoy watching on a regular basis?
What do you think of some of Tim Burton's latest works?
Those ears... They make the entire video.
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Second. I would sit through more of the U.S. debates if everyone wore a getup like that.
I want a Read It Later button on blog posts
You're one of the... I feel like saying 'very few', but I don't think there are any at all... Well, you're the first to pronounce my name properly without me setting them straight - Which I rarely do, becuase that's a bit nitpicky. Everyone usually says "st'toose", whereas the proper pronounciation puts equal emphasis on both halves of the word. Well done! :D
I think you and I would get along quite well face-to-face, Ponky. I don't get along with bronies in real life well. Sure, I can hold a polite conversation, but with them it's all Scootabuse and AJ-is-best-bg-pony jokes and swearing becuase they think it's cool. And I don't like that. I'd rather have mature, real conversations about ponies, and how wonderful and uplifting they are. And, unfortunately, the bronies in my area aren't like that. At least when there's a lot of them. I stick to the internet for my connections.
I notice the electric fan in the background
What is your opinion on electric fans?
Moar floppy ear hood plz!
Um, I-I mean... if you want to. *meep*
NUUUUUUUUUUU I missed this chance!
I am so entertained that you used my questions in the user commentary on youtube for the video.
414379 My favorite Coldplay line is "bullets fly, split the sky, but that's all right, sometimes some light comes streaming through the holes". Beautiful. And yes, I do know Gomez! One of my favorite songs ever is "See the World".
...riiiiiiight... ;} I'm glad to have a friend and fan, but I highly doubt that's true.
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You guys are great. I'll have to keep the hood up next time. Maybe I should make a music video in that outfit...
414597 Thanks, Stat! I like your name, glad I was getting it right. And yeah, I totally agree--we would probably get along splendidly. "[M]ature, real conversations about ponies, and how wonderful and uplifting they are" sound positively electric to me. I wish there were more bronies that shamelessly embraced the deep and emotional side of FiM. Although I admit... I love AJ-is-best-background-pony jokes. XD Hopefully she gets some more airtime in Season 3.
414669 Uh... electric fans are... great? I don't use mine very much anymore since it's cooling down, but at the beginning of the semester it kept me sane through the sweltering hours. Though it did squeak a lot. That was annoying.
414687 Throw my some questions and I'll answer 'em next time! Good to see you here, friend.
Hmmm.... I like your thoughts about the idea of the Nocturne of the Firmaments, but what I what I truly wanted to know was:
What do you think of Belgerum's rendition of the Nocturne of the Firmaments?
Sorry if my question comes across as redundant.
EDIT: Some more things:
I'd also like to know your thoughts on each of the ten movements of the Nocturne, as well as the Nocturne as a whole. Oh, and the eleventh bonus track too.
414821 the bit i said with SS&E was more towards admiration rather than the friendship, but it shall be improved... i hope. and the gomez thing is because i absolutely love them... as well as the fact third lead singer (i think) is from my old school. i obsessed over things like that.
Dig the video q and a, man. You realize now that you are the first of SATGF to be unmasked to the Brony public? You gotta be our spokespony now! The face of SATGF!
Also, Coldplay is easily one of my favorite bands, if not the favorite. The Viva La Vida album might be my favorite.
414881 Dude, I'm wearing a costume. Nopony knows what I really looked liii.... yeah, okay, I totally just unmasked myself. I'm all right with that, I guess. :}
My favorite song on that album is 42. Bet you never would have guessed that, eh?
414857 Nah, man. Nah. You have absolutely no idea.
414907oooooh.
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Nah, there's no point. You can answer me in text anytime.
Wow. That hoodie, I must haves its.
Oh, if only smiles weren't limited by the boundaries of our faces. Then I'd be able to smile as wide as a mile. You still incredulizate me, Ponkerton. Keep rocking out to alternative music and Coldplay, which I mention separately because of the fact that they're awesome. Liva va Lida, or whateverness.
Untruthfully yours,
~Plyxe
P.S. (Ponky Script) FLUTTERSHY!!! /megasquee
Oh right, question.
1) If Jimmy walks up to Martha and kicks her in the shins with titanium-toed boots, what is the square root of pi in the eleventh hour on the Sabbath during the nuclear bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
2) Do you have a favorite scripture?
Interrogatively,
~Plyxe
Yes! I finally got to a Ponkology in time to ask a question!
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Erhem...
A.) If you went to Canterlot, Equestria as your OC, what would the first thing you did be? How about after that? And after that? After that?
B.) Which pony from the mane six do you think you are most like? If you have taken a pony personality test before, which pony did it say you were most like?
C.) How long have you wanted to do a Q&A? Did somepony suggest you do a Q&A?
D.) You wake up in Ponyville, Equestria as your OC, right in a river. After crawling out, you rejoice. You look for the nearest pony. A day later you are in an insane asylum, where doctors repeatedly try to convince you that you were never a human. What is your reaction to this? What will you do to get out of this? If you do get out, how will you live the rest of your days in Equestria?
E.) If you met SS&E in RL, but learned that he was gluttonous, what would your reaction be and how would you cope with knowing- Naw I'm just kidding, don't answer the question I just asked! But, If SS&E turned out to have made every account that watches you like a man with split personalities, how would you feel? Happy, because SS&E loves you that much, or sad, because it turns out you only have one person that loves your work? Or would you feel something completely different?
F.) How much dub would a dub-step dub if a dub-step could step dub?
G.) Do you prefer questions asked in a numbered list, lettered list, not a list at all, or in a completely different way? If a different way, please tell how you would prefer them.
H.) What is your eye color? (Mine is brown) I am aware the video showed it, but I couldn't see it very well.
I.) What is your hair color? (Mine is brown) I am aware the video showed it, but what if you dyed it to keep your identity a little more secret?
J.) What is your skin color? (Mine is brown) I am aware the video showed it, but what if you dyed your skin, or what is the video distorted colors?
K.) REDACTED
L.) I like your voice! What would be your reply if I sent you a comment that said, "I like your voice!"?
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So, I have another question, the reply to which could totally be PMed to me or what-have-you.
If you could, hypothetically, get a commissioned piece of art related to Pony, what would you want?
And here is another instance where the person looks nothing like how I pictured them In real life.
I think you'd get along well with the bronies at my work. Not as many as there were, but the ones still there are kooks.
-Have you already been asked about that mission? I'd like to hear about that if it's not too personal.
-Also, what other cartoons do you watch currently or consider favorites and why?
-What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space.
EDIT: that Viva la Desarmonia Discord parody? Are you a bowler, cause that was right up my alley.
It's pronounced "Kyu-laa". Don't feel bad, nopony's gotten it right on the first try.
"Anthropology..." dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Rainbow_Dash_lolface.png
Okay, more questions, more questions...aha! *ahem*
1. Are you excited for season three?
2. What would you be doing now without ponies?
3. Which character would you like to see a background story developed for? (background ponies included)
4. Do we get to see some of your obviously-amazing film directing work?
5. Do you enjoy the music that bronies make? (works by WoodenToaster, MandoPony, SimGretina, etc.)
415220 They advertised them on EqD today! Join the herd, man! I'm not a Wonderbolt, but I'm a big enough fan of them to wear my hoodie all the time. :} I'm honored to incredulizate you, because you hilarificy me. "Ponkerton" is best nickname, "Liva va Lida" is surprisingly hard to say out loud on the first try, and "P.S. (Ponky Script)" is just plain awesome and a half.
As your first question is too bizarre to ponder and your second is relatively simple, I think I'll just answer it here:
As you probably know, I'm Mormon, meaning I believe that the Book of Mormon is scripture, meaning that Jacob 6:12 is my favorite: "Oh be wise; what can I say more?"
415249 Wow. That's a lot of questions. Into the queue!
415714 It's not a... bad thing that I look different... right? How did you expect me to look? My avatar is self-portrait.
Do you happen to like Coldplay's "Mylo Xyloto" album? It's my favorite music ever. I think I'm gonna start calling you Xylata.
415743 Lemme get this straight: it's basically like saying "kee-you-lah" really fast?
Questions added to next lecture. Glad you caught the "Anthropology" thing. ;}
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Yea, pretty much. I didn't really think about other pronunciations when I made it, so basically everyone tries to say "kwy-lah" or some variant. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Rainbow_Dash.png
Have you heard the song based on Anthropology?
More questions! Huzzah!
...Wait. As the Ponkology numbers go up, do the questions have to increase in difficulty and/or creativity?
Wait a minute! That itself is a question! Kind of... Not really...
Moving on...
1) Do you listen to a lot of pony music? If so, favorite song and artist (include your favorite song of theirs if it wasn't already your favorite overall song)?
2) What is your favorite letter to Celestia?
3) You mentioned something somewhere about having lots of non-pony stories. Any chance we'll be seeing links to those stories?
4) Ignoring all stories in your favorites box(es), what are your top 5 favorite stories?
5) Why can't I ever come up with a 5th question?
415798 Yes, I love that song! So brilliant!!!
415959 Ay-ay-ay, CC... what have you done to my Notifications?? Good questions; will answer.
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415787 ...Pretty much pictured you like that picture, I s'pose. Darker hair. I always picture darker hair for some reason. Like my friend Dan, who has a twin so I guess like both of them.
You can call me whatever you like, s'long as I can call you friend.
415787 I've had my wonderbolts hoodie for a month now. I got mine at Hot Topic though
Questions!
1. I believe you've said in a previous post that you were afraid of driving. Is there any reason for this? Out of curiosity, what kind of car do you drive, if you do drive at all? I'm a huge import fan, so there are incorrect answers, heh.
I have a serious question or two for your Ponkology, following your compliment towards Brit Bronies...
What is your favourite thing about us Brit Bronies
Then your least favourite
What do you generally like about our country
And if you were given a month in Britain, everything paid for, what would you do!?
Oo Oo, and what's your favourite stereotypical british saying, e.g. 'Pip Pip' or 'Tally ho' and so on
And I apologise for Brony Pony. Our "Secret secret... thingy" seems to have made him rather hyper as of late.
415249 And now I see how it happened... also feeling less miffed due to your aim... keep me informed on your progress with that
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Teehee. Will do!
Ponky, what the hell? You look absolutely nothing like your avatar
Questions!
1) I'm a cheapskate, so will you please mail me your awesome Wonderbolts hoodie so that I wouldn't have to buy one myself? You would literally be the greatest person on Earth.
... That is all