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PatchworkPoltergeist


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Not Dead! New Chapter! Upcoming News! Exclamation Point!!!! · 4:53pm Jan 13th, 2017

Hello, gentle readers!

I know it's been quiet on my end for a while. Finals and my last year of school ate up a lot of time, and on top of that chapter 19 is massive in several senses of the word. Too massive to stuff in one 15k chapter (less for word count, more because all the things happen at once) so I'm pulling a split while I continue working on the typed draft of second half.

The War Room and What Lay Beneath Part One is live. Expect part two in a few days. A week at the absolute most.

Stay tuned for upcoming news with that upload, too! Patches is up to...things.

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Yay!

Not Dead always beats the alternatives! (Also, we need a fancy Silver Spoon emoticon!)

School's out! School's out!
Teacher let the monkeys out!
One went east, one went west
One went up the teacher's dress!

--Traditional Grade School Chant

School's out! School's out!
Teacher let the monkeys out!
One was jailed, one prevailed
Both asked God "How have I failed?"

--Traditional Grad School Chant


(Courtesy of Life in Hell, by Matt Groening)

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