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PatchworkPoltergeist


Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

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*slams root beer on the table* · 8:24pm Jul 12th, 2023

Celestia help me I'm back on my bullshit.

Actually to tell the truth it's been a long time coming. The fact that it's stuck in my brain like a burr and rekindles every time I see a redemption fic and I mutter under my breath for at least a week meant that it was going to happen eventually. Eventually is now I guess because I'm officially at the point where if I don't write SOMETHING about her I'm going to bite off my own feet. Also the more I rewatched the more ideas I had. The more ideas I had, the more I realized, to my insurmountable horror and despair that I had the material in my brain for a series of connected shorts. Shorts that could probably work just as well as chapters.

What I'm saying is I have to write words now because the pink jerk horse ruined my life.

Not that one, the other one.


No, the OTHER one.

There we go.

Anyway, I'm still in the crazy headcanons honeymoon phase and not really ready for an outline yet, much less knowing if I'm going to have a multi-chaptered thing or two smaller multi-chaptered things or several connected shorts or what. We'll see. In the meantime, what almost certainly WILL happen is a warm-up fic and entry into the Thousand Words contest. Assuming I remember how to write that short. It's nothing much, and I don't think I'll win (I'm not sure what genre it even qualifies as). It's really more an attempt to get my feet wet both for the character and for Equestria after writing so long about military spacebugs who don't know how to talk about their emotions. (One of One of which I'm still in the middle of writing and will probably be jumping back and forth on. Hopefully.)

So far, the most I've got is a decently sized Spotify playlist. In my book, this counts as pre-writing so there's at least an 85% chance of this thing happening.

For real though, I write slow and am coming off a long fallow season. The larger fic probably won't exist until at LEAST September. Publication in October if we're lucky.

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Oh, this should be good. Looking forward to seeing what comes of this ringlet-maned muse.

Cozy isn't a jerk! She's pure evil! (But she's making you write so that's okay :yay:) Good luck in the contest!

Welcome back to the land of horsewords!

This is going to be good, I'm sure. :pinkiecrazy:

Oh, hell yea! Anything Patchwork has my attention.

Anything that spurs more stories from you is probably a good thing, as long as you're okay with it, and in this case, it sounds like there are no drawbacks for you.

Oh boy oh boy!

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

I have seen this blogpost percolating aloud on Tumblr over the past few weeks :3

'bout time you came back lol

You were the very first author with the very first story ( The Last Human ) that I read when I discovered FiMFiction, so I am looking forward to anything you write.

I’m not that interested in Cozy Glow as a character, though to be fair, I also wasn’t particularly partial to Silver and Diamond until I stumbled upon a certain fic. Can’t wait to see you work your magic again.

RBDash47
Site Blogger

Truly there is no escaping the siren call of the ponies.

Characters are nothing but blank canvas with prompts, and they only get attention from people because they have at least one of the two things:
Imagination and Compassion.
If you have neither of these, then characters mean nothing to you, no matter what lays behind them.
Either you have them yourself, or someone else who has it fed them to you through a story.
I'm glad to see these elements are still getting passed on through the members of our community around here, especially you.
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Welcome…
Back to the saddle…

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The ride never ends, it just takes a long detour at the gas station. And by gas station I mean the Invader Zim fandom. And the Kid Cosmic fandom. ...If you can call like ten people a fandom.

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Something I learned about myself is the best way to get me to obsess about a character is for that character to be widely dismissed or the one I fervently disagree with everyone's interpretation of. Usually both. (Cozy is arguably a case of both.)

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See, the original plan was to not say anything and then like a month later just bust through the door with a 15k fic like nothing ever happened. but an announcement blog will probably keep me from chickening out before the rough draft. Probably.

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Now, now, Cozy is multifaceted. She's evil AND a jerk.
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Me too! Because I still don't know which story idea(s) are actually going to make it out of my brain yet and which ones get lost in the shuffle. Might be one of them, might be all of them. But with the Cozy contest gearing up for another round this year it'll at LEAST be one of them and probably the one best done as a one-shot. That will likely be either:
A) The one where Luna drops into her dream (very likely)
B) G5 conspiracy theory origin story/slow-burn revenge plot (likely if i can do it cleanly)
C) The one where Cozy gets to grapple with a mild existential crisis of what is or isn't in someone's nature and also maybe gets fight training with Tirek. (unlikely as a one-shot but likely as part of the multi-chapter when/if it becomes a thing)
Speaking of those multichapter ideas, welcome back to Wisteria Academy I guess!

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