So, I met a three-inch-tall pony the other day.

Yeah, she was blue, she had wings, and she was flat as a pancake. Why? Because I sat on her.

Who would read a story with this as the first line?

Comments

[QueenMoriarty]

I'd probably read that if I was bored out of my skull and the only other stuff in the feature box was longer than five thousand words or poorly written clop.

But I probably wouldn't expect much out of the fic besides the first joke.