Inconceivable! · 4:09pm Jul 17th, 2016
I woke up this morning to Tank: Leg Humper as the number eight story on this site. A few more votes and it makes the feature box.
Y'all muthafuckas are weird and have terrible/awesome taste.
I lurk in parks and rummage through ashtrays to find cigarettes that aren't completely smoked out. Bonus points if they have lipstick. It's like having a relationship.
I woke up this morning to Tank: Leg Humper as the number eight story on this site. A few more votes and it makes the feature box.
Y'all muthafuckas are weird and have terrible/awesome taste.
Thaaaaat isn't really how the Feature Box works. The "# on the site" is based only on Up Vote / Down Vote ratio and maybe a couple other things I don't know about.
Feature box is about Heat. That's a ratio of how many people are reading/commenting/voting on a story as related to the other stories on the site at this moment.
4097562 I mean number eight story according to heat. At least, the "What's Hot" browsing feature.
Doesn't really matter much anyway. I just think it would be hilarious for that story to feature.
4097582 Ah. I figured you were talking about its rating.
4097583 Sorry, I should have been more clear. However, in my defense, a group of rebels is trying to destroy my shielding array. It's distracting.
4097588 Let's be real, you deserve it.
4097590 Hey, I just turbo-laser what I'm told to turbo-laser. I got a family of Victory IIs to feed.