Happy Birthday to Me! · 1:17pm Apr 16th, 2016
I am twenty years old today!
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
And various other sundries.
I am twenty years old today!
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
And various other sundries.
*dawning comprehension that I ate the cake*
3873870 *slowly intensifying sound of battleaxe on grindstone*
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Well, I knew I was going to have to give these missiles to someone sooner or later. Would you like them wrapped with a bow, good sir?
3873883 Pink wrapping paper, please.
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Pink sucks! Mwhahaha, behold the illusion of choice! You get the best color: black!
3873910 *grindstone intensifies*
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"How the fuck am I suddenly this old"?
No, no. That's my question. I passed 20 seven exits ago.
Happy birthday!
3873932 Thank you!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I GOT YOU NOTHING!!!
Oi, someone didn't share this bit of information when they were offering birthday stories
3886897 Why would I? I had, as far as my utterly crap memory serves, next to no street cred or personal interaction with you prior to, basically, today. My intention was to give you a gift, on your special day.
3886906 If I recall, we've talked on a few stories. Also, I like teasing people I talk with. This is me doing so :P
3886907 Like I said, crap memory.
3886918 Join the club, my man. ;)
Whoops I really should check my notifications more often. Happy (belated) Birthday!
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