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Feb
1st
2016

Something Fun: HASBRO'S WORLDS OF FUN AND ADVENTURE · 5:39am Feb 1st, 2016

So I like to design theme parks when I can't put words down sometimes. I've done it since I was eleven and I typed up plans for the Walt Disney Universe, the world's largest Disney theme park.

I recently dug out my old plans for Hasbro's Worlds of Fun and Adventure, a theme park I cooked up about a year ago. Please to enjoy and ask questions.

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Hasbro’s Worlds of Fun and Adventure
-Guests enter through an enormous toy chest, symbolizing the journey into the worlds you will soon witness.

Fun Zone 1: Hasbroville
-Hasbroville is a town unlike any other. Here you can get some sweets directly from Strawberry Shortcake's Bakery and shop in the enormous Hasbroville Department Store. Various store fronts line main street, all leading to the huge Hasbroville Stadium.

Hasbroville Attractions
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Jem: Battle of the Bands
-Join Jem and the Holograms as they engage in the ultimate battle for supremacy against their arch-rivals the Misfits in this pulse pounding, special effects, rock and roll spectacular!
(Live Show/Special Effects Show) (Located in Hasbroville Stadium)

Littlest Pet Shop 4D
-A demonstration by the Pets on how to better care for your furry friends goes awry in this side-splitting show.
(4-D Show)

Pound Puppies Playground
-The Pound, once a play of rejection and abandonment, has been taken over by a certain group of puppies and refurbished as a playground for the young and young at heart.
(Playground)

Fun Zone 2: Gameland
-Gameland is filled with oversized and fully playable versions of the games you grew up playing. On the far left edge of Gameland is Candyland Castle and the huge Peppermint Forest. To the far right is a shadowy two story house that may hold a dark secret. In the center is Gameland Museum, a showcase for the history of board games... and where they sometimes come to life.

Gameland Attractions
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The Candyland Adventure
-King Kandy is missing and it’s up to you to stop the wicked Lord Licorice from conquering Candyland.
(Dark Ride) (Located in Candyland)

Ouija: Fear Unleashed
-Be careful with the forces you trifle with. Split into small groups, gather around the board and prepare as a friendly game becomes a nightmare that surround you.
(Atmosphere show) (Located in the Old Dark House)

Chutes and Ladders
-Dip and dive in a whimsical roller coaster and get a bird’s eye view of Gameland and Candyland.
(Kiddie Coaster)

RISK: LIVE
-Take part in an epic struggle for world domination as a friendly game between two friends explodes into a 360 degree war unlike anything you’ve ever seen.
(Live show/Special effects show) (Located in the Gameland Museum)

Fun Zone 3: Nerf Battledome
-This enormous dome houses the multi-level Nerf Arena, itself ringed by the waters where another game can take place...

Nerf BattleDome Attractions
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Nerf Arena
-Choose your weapon, join your squad, and enter the Arena. Ammo is limited, time is short, and only the bravest will be declared victorious.
(Large scale Nerf battle experience)

Super Soaker Splash War
-Board your boats and man your cannons; only one team can win. Soak your opponents to the bone!
(Water Battle)

Fun Zone 4: Tonka Town
-A toddler sized town fit for any who grew up with a few Tonka trucks.

Tonka Town Attractions
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Tonka Town Speed-Way
-Board a variety and cars and get an express tour of Tonka Town.
(Car Ride)

Adventure Zone 1: GI Joe Combat Zone
-Venture deep into a lost jungle where the forces of GI Joe and Cobra are locked in their never ending battle for supremacy. Head left for the Pit, right for Cobra Headquarters. Directly in the middle lies the mysterious Temple of the Viper, home to the Zone's flagship attraction.

GI Joe Combat Zone Attractions
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GI Joe vs. Cobra
-Choose your side, Valor or Venom, and wage war over a device that could finally turn the tide in the epic conflict!
(Shoot’Em Up Dark Ride) (Located in the Temple of the Viper)

The Destroyer
-Enter Destro’s weapons depot and test out his latest creation; an enormous looping behemoth that could finally crush GI Joe once and for all!
(Steel Roller Coaster) (Located in Cobra HQ)

GI Joe Boot Camp
-Train to become a Joe in all manner of smaller attractions like the Parachute Drop and Roadblock’s Racers.
(Smaller attraction area) (Located in the Pit)

Adventure Zone 2: Equestria
-The distant spires of Canterlot Castle beckon you into a world of magic, mystery, and friendship. You can visit Ponyville itself with interactive shops like Sugarcube Corner and Carousel Boutique (but don't go to close to the Everfree Forest.) Head down the trail to Sweet Apple Acres. Whenever you're ready, follow the signs to Canterlot Castle and the adventure that waits within.

Equestria Attractions
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Sonic Rainboom
-Join Rainbow Dash as she invites you to experience the sheer intensity of a coaster that launches from 0-40 in two seconds.
(Hanging, Launching roller coaster)

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic – The Ride
-Join Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie as they race Discord across Equestria… and accidently discover the return of an old enemy.
(Motion simulator) (Located in Canterlot Castle) (I might do a full write up of this one)

The Castle of the Two Sisters
-A tour of the ruined castle becomes an experience unlike any other as the past reawakens and Nightmare Moon returns.
(SFX Walk-through) (Located in the Everfree Forest)

Apple Family Fair
-Sweet Apple Acres plays host to a good old fashioned county fair with classic attractions like Applebloom’s Tilt-A-Whirl and Fluttershy’s Breezie Swings.
(Smaller attraction area) (Located in Sweet Apple Acres)

Super Speedy Twist and Spinny 6000
-Flim and Flam invite you to try out their ultimate county fair thrill ride… if the blasted thing would start working.
(Spinning wild mouse coaster) (Located in Sweet Apple Acres)

The Friendship Express
-A gentle train ride that shows you all the sites of Equestria, from Ponyville to Canterlot Castle.
(Train)

Adventure Zone 3: Cybertron
-The battle between good and evil wages forever on this planet of machines.

Cybertron Attractions
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Starscream
-Board a coaster that literally transforms and then carries you on a death-defying flight of thrills.
(Flying roller coaster)

Transformers: The Roller Coaster
-Choose your allegiance, Autobot or Decepticon, and relive the war in a twisting, turning, dueling experience.
(Dueling roller coaster)

The Hall of Heroes
-Tour the Hall of Heroes and learn the history of the Cybertron war… encountering a few full size Transformers along the way.
(Interactive exhibit)

Adventure Zone 4: The Forbidden Realm
-Shrouded in the mists is a land unlike any other, the largest in all the park. Still, it is home to but one attraction.

The Forgotten Realm Attraction
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Dungeons and Dragons: The Experience
-An expansive, unbelievable journey of adventure unlike anything you have ever seen. Create your character and venture across the land to slay monsters, collect treasures, and even save the world. It’s never the same adventure twice!
(Walk through/Puzzle/Boat Ride/Dark Ride/ETC)

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Comments ( 9 )

0-60 in ten second flat.

So the acceleration of an old Honda Accord?

3726154 ...well, yeah. I mean, if it launches too fast it could...

Ah, screw being cute. What's the Hulk Coaster speed? 40 in 2 seconds?

Yeah, let's go with that.

So much kiddy and girly things...Drowning in it. -drowns in it- ajkja

Oh hey! Ponies! -gets back up and reads-

...i suddenly want to go there. cause all of that sounds really freakin rad.

Can I go? I wanna go! Can I go?

Definitely sounds like a great theme park on the level of Disney or Universal, and I wouldn't mind a fanfic based on MLP:FiM: The Ride. (Just so we're clear, would this also include the "in-line" segment(s) of the rides where we get the backstory and rules to follow?)

3731977 Yeah, I'm tinkering on the full layout and script while I work through a block in the new 'Changelings' chapter.

These are such cool ideas! :pinkiehappy:

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