An Anti-Love Poem

"I would not have you in a rill
Or standing on a basalt sill
Your loving wife I ne'er shall be
Though you annoy me, constantly.
Thought of your touch makes me quite ill,
Give up your suit, Messer Rockhill."

Part of a poem written by Maud Pie to Constant Rockhill.

Comments

[cowbrony93]

well the sediment is there. I hope mr Rockhill isn't too obsidian-ate

[Jordan179]

3708720

I figure that one way Maud expresses her emotions is through her verse. Here's one of her few poems which is not primarily about rocks.

[FanOfMostEverything]

I would not love you in a box.
I would not love you with some rocks.
I would not love you here or there.
I would not love you anywhere.
I would not love you in a tree.
Now go away and leave me be.

Sorry, but that first line brought Green Eggs and Ham to mind.

[StarLadybugQuinn]

Ooh poem!! Hi it's me Screwball

[Jordan179]

3709015

Hee hee, Green Eggs and Ham was, of course, my model!

[Jordan179]

3709019

Hiya, cutie. Glad you liked that short poem.

[Pony writer]

Anti love poem
I know what your name is
Write it- I shall not
Your putrid, populating oozing snot
That seeps through the sloppy weeping gash of your being
An exist stance so pointless
And such an annoyance
Disposal of you would be eternally pleasing,"

[StarLadybugQuinn]

3709266 Yep I did

[DreadedCandiru2]

Well, it isn't "Go Away" by Gloria Estefan but it'll do.

[Dramon Creator]

Maud Pie has three things she loves in this world; her family, rocks, and telling Constant to shove it.

[A British Gentleman]

I find it quietly amusing that Maud chooses to make plain her distaste for Mr Rockhill's suit via a medium he would find abhorrent and incomprehensible. I'm quite sure Maud knows this full well.