Austraeoh Hoodie - Order Yours Today(!) · 9:49pm Nov 6th, 2015
As I continue to write oodles of horsewords, it never ceases to amaze me just what snazzy stuff other marsupials/lemurs will come up with in relation to my drivel. This includes user names dedicated to fact-checking my daily adventure fic, awesometastical fanart, goddamn musical symphonies, physical manifestations of adoracute kerfluffery, and gorgeous ballroom dress gowns. Wait... the last part has nothing to do with me? Well, it should. Seriously, will.write.for.princess.arts. farts?
Anyhockey, you see those two pics of an Austraeoh hoodie up there? Such is the brainchild of one FloydienSlip.
Ah yes. Floydien Slip. Resident audiophile, Noble Jurist, and smexxy inspiration for space elk everywhere. He's taken it upon himself to design a hoodie based on Austraeoh and perfect for the Noble Jurist at heart. It shows the titular airship from the novels, along with an explosion tour featuring the name and dates of the places visited in Books I - VI.
You yourself can get ahold of something as awesome as this yes, even you, Blake through a simple order/shipping thingamabob. I could try explaining it to y'all marsupials, but I'd only fuck it up. So I'm gonna hoof it over to Floydien.
WARNING: FLOYD CROSSING
Do you read Austraeoh? Have you ever wanted something to remember the series by after it's done? For the next week, you can, with a Noble Jury hoodie printed from CustomInk! Here's what you need to know:
- The hoodies in question will be Hanes Nano Hooded Sweatshirts, which are an 80%/20% cotton/polyester blend, making it comfortable to wear without being too light.
- CustomInk accepts debit and credit cards for payment of the actual hoodie. Shipping will be collected separately, and I'll be sure to notify everyone when shipping money is being collected through the email address you input into your order. Once the hoodies are printed, they will be shipped to Hap, who will then ship them to you. He is the man you will be paying for shipping.
- Relevant thread is here. IT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT THAT YOU READ THE GUIDE FOR SHIPPING COSTS IN THE FIRST POST, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIVE OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES.
- Designs! Front, Back. The dates on the back represent the first six books, where the Noble Jury really came into play, and the major locations in the first half of the series.
- We unfortunately cannot print hoodies with just the front or just the back designs.
Don't miss this opportunity while it lasts! The cost is currently set at $33.97 per hoodie (+$2 for XXL, not including shipping), but this could go down if enough people order. If you'd like to own an Austraeoh hoodie, now is the time to get one. Orders close in one week! ORDER FORM
Thanks,
Floydien
So there you have it. Now you can have awesomeness hug your body over the cold winter... unless you live in the global-warming-molested southeast, in which case just take it to the movie theatre while digitally camcording Star Wars.
Seriously, though, these guys are cool, and I totally vouch for them. If you want in on the hoodie, just follow their directions above and you won't regret it. From what I understand, the price lowers the more of the hoodies are ordered... so yaaaaay... uhm... elkism.
-SS&E
Nnng. I really want one. Need to make sure how to juggle the money before I purchase it.
Wouldnt there be at least 14 ordered? The jurists, the author and the Hoodie?
Hmm, now I need to find someone with a credit card, who I can use.
3525825 more like 40~
I couldn't have done without the actual art and designs themselves, courtesy of Hap and his extraordinary talent for the visual.
Pretty fuckin dope, wish I could spend money on things I want, such is the life of a freelancer.
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Very sexy. I might have to run the numbers a bit, but it's certainly tempting. Although, it might open the door for endless repetitions and variations of:
"Nice hoodie. What's it mean?"
"...Are you really ready for this conversation?"
Alternate answer:
"It's a long story. Believe me."
Dig the swell hoodie.
Then there's that game that released recently that everyone's calling "Austraeoh: The Game". :B
3525894 No, afraid not. This is a one-time thing. If you want one, then beg, borrow, or steal to get the dough. As much trouble as it was to set it up once, I don't think it'll ever happen again. Also, it would be a completely new order that would negate the bulk discount for all the existing orders. So you'd be paying $50 instead of $33, unless you could round up enough folks to get another discount.
Also, after this, I've got my hoodie. So I'm not doing this again.
Again. Beg, borrow, or steal. This is a one-time thing.
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Ahh you beat me!
A Lyra Heartstrings Background Pony hoodie would be super swell.
In the meantime though, this is really cool for the hardcore Austraeoh fans.
Only about 2.5 stories in, but got mine ordered.
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No second leg after the whole series eventually comes to an end?
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It is likely that Hap may offer consultation, but the actual doing is ixnay.
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I meant a "Part 2" featuring only the locales of the final six books.
3526524 That is definitely possible. But it would be a different hoodie.
I'm afraid that the compass needle pointing north instead of east would drive me insane.
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...compass needles ALWAYS point North. Since East is up, though, the compass is actually drawn pointing East--AKA dead ahead.
Would I be a terrible poser for having read Austraeoh and not really liking it, but loving the look of that hoodie?
Wish I could get one of these, but I can't because IRL reasons.
As cool as it is, winter gear is like at the bottom of priorities for us here in the tropic. Maybe I should design a custom Austraeoh-themed baseball cap and see if people are interested.