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Lance Skyes


Once a writer, but now gone. You might see him again one day, though...

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  • 333 weeks
    Soul Searching, Soul Sister, and Soul Soldier

    Hey... it's been a while, hasn't it? Not sure how much right I have to come back here after everything I've done, but this site just kinda popped back into my mind, and I came to the realization (too little too late, in a few senses of the phrase) that I left a lot of people here with a pretty bad taste in their mouths. I... don't really have anything to remedy that, I'm afraid. I just wanted to

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  • 402 weeks
    The New Episode...

    I read the description of the next episode of MLP, and I could help but think of this...

    That is to say, Starlight Glimmer just started playing Xenoblade Chronicles X.

    ...

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    1 comments · 482 views
  • 404 weeks
    Top Five Reasons My Life As I Once Knew it is Over

    Just so you know, this isn't going to be a sad, whiny, "first-world problems" blog. I'm just explaining how I'm now a far cry away from a high school student doing nothing but writing fanfiction in his free time. Anyway, on with the list...

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    2 comments · 432 views
  • 407 weeks
    The Third-Stupidest Idea I've Had This Summer

    So I've been playing and watching a lot of Metroid content lately, and my most recent endeavor was watching a playthrough of AM2R. (And bear in mind, I never actually played Metroid II myself...) Then, as I watched the final sequence where The Baby follows Samus off of SR-388, I thought about something: a fanfiction written from The Baby's

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  • 409 weeks
    Metroid Other M: The Worst $22 I've Ever Spent (A Rather Long "Short Story", then a Review)

    So, I finished Metroid Prime Trilogy a few weeks ago, and like an idiot, I didn't play a good Metroid game next. (I had my pick of the litter, too. Super, Fusion, Zero Mission, II... hell, I should have just replayed the Metroid stage of Kirby's Dreamland 3!) It started while I was at the flea market just a couple days after beating Corruption. I was armed with about $50 and looking for a new

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Apr
12th
2015

GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT! · 8:59pm Apr 12th, 2015

(Warning: This blog contains a lot of swearing. Also, listen to this song while you're reading the blog.)
So there I was, trying to watch an LP of Kirby's Return to Dreamland, when all of a sudden, the video started lagging. A FUCKING LOT. Now, this sort of thing is normal at a crowed library, but this time, the video WOULD. NOT. DO SHIT. And that's not the worst part. IT WOULDN'T FUCKING PAUSE, MY MOUSE WOULDN'T MOVE, AND THE AUDIO KEPT PLAYING WHILE THE WHOLE THING WAS FROZEN SOLID. So I waited for the lag to pass. It fucking didn't. After ten fucking minutes, I decided to just shut the piece of shit (my computer) down and restart it.

Windows did not shut down properly. If this was caused by a recent software change-

Fuck you, I wanna watch Chuggaaconroy suck.

Fine. But don't come crying to me when you select "Start Windows Normally" and everything goes to shit.

So I click "Start Windows Normally"... five fucking times. Each time, the damn computer dicks out and restarts. And each and every fucking time...

Windows did not start up properly. Is there a problem, perhaps?

God dammit. *sighs loudly* If I start up with a file scan or whatever the shit you want me to do, will you get the fuck out of my hair?

Finally, you're starting to see reason.

*does file scan, computer restarts... then derps again*
GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH A FUCKING HORSE COCK, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!
I don't know what the shit is wrong, but whatever's going on, I think I'm gonna be out of commision in terms of fanfiction writing for a while. I'm well aware that I'm still in the middle of a hiatus and that I wasn't going to post anything anyway, but now this means that I won't even be writing so that when my hiatus does end, I have a new chapter for almost all of my fics that people are waiting for. Worst case scenario: my computer's completely broken and I'm put out of the fanfiction game... forever.
So now you can see why I'm so fucking pissed off right now.
How am I posting this blog if my computer's giving me shit, you ask? I'm on a library computer, ya fucking dingas. You know, one of the ones they put out for commoners who don't have their own laptop or anything like that.
*sighs* I am so very sad right now.

In other news, I got Xenoblade Chronicles 3D on Friday. All I have to say is... I think Shulk says "I'm really feeling it" way more often than he did in the Wii version.

Anyway, that's all. Until next time... if there ever is a next time.

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