• Member Since 15th Jul, 2012
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Danger Beans

I was once an ordinary Lima Bean. One day I got bitten by a radioactive fanfiction writer and my life was changed forever.

Danger Beans Joined 15th Jul, 2012 · Offline

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  • 401 weeks
    Matthew Says Hi

    Pictured: My House.

    So I'm currently being rained on by a Hurricane. I'm expecting the power to go out soon, but other than that, it's mostly an inconvenience. :ajbemused:

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    1 comments · 424 views

  • 407 weeks
    I Wrote a Thing + Generic Update

    Hey All.

    So Real Life has been kicking my ass pretty well of late, and I actually stopped writing completely.

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    2 comments · 408 views

  • 418 weeks
    Safe in Orlando

    I'm sure by this point you're all aware of the shooting which took place in Orlando during the early hours of this morning, what most of you probably don't know is that I actually live in Orlando. The tension here is palpable. This morning everyone was terrified, my sister and I were bombarded with phone calls from various friends and relatives, looking to make sure that we were okay. Even

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    4 comments · 459 views

  • 424 weeks
    Under A Silver Moon Update

    Hello all!

    The next two chapters of Under A Silver Moon are done. Kind of.

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    1 comments · 457 views

  • 425 weeks
    Amoongus! I Choose You!

    So I don't know how many of my followers are pokemon fans, but every once in a while, when I need something mindless to do, I open up Pokemon Showdown and play a few rounds.

    I don't even know how to explain what happened today, so I'll show you.

    This poor bastard got his shit pushed in by an Amoongus.

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    2 comments · 420 views
Apr
1st
2015

New (April Fool's) Story! · 11:40am Apr 1st, 2015

Hey all! Last year on this day I posted a story titled A Night to Remember. It was REALLY stupid. Like, shooting-a-kaiju-in-the-face-with-a-flare gun-stupid.

Well, continuing in this grand tradition, I have written another story for April Fool's day which is . . . less than smart. But I wrote it under an alternate name, so as to not publicly shame myself.

A Minotaur in the Fridge
Synopsis: Colgate wakes up one one night to find a minotaur in her refrigerator.


HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

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