Whenever I Post A Thing, I Like To Be As Dated As Possible to Keep It Original · 6:35am Jan 5th, 2015
Aragón: you know what I'mma do
Aragón: I'mma
Aragón: watch Rainbow Rocks
Selbi Inkille: you’re so original
Selbi Inkille: what’s the next step
Selbi Inkille: wait, let me guess
Selbi Inkille: you’ll write a fic in which a human dressed as a Card Against Humanity goes to Equestria and gains the card’s powers
Selbi Inkille: that’s how original you are
Selbi Inkille: you fucking disgrace
Aragón: AND I’LL COMMENT THE MOVIE AS I SEE IT!
Selbi Inkille: god fucking dammit
Aragón: ah
Aragón: I'm starting to get why everybody loves sonata
Aragón: she's an idiot!
Aragón: everybody loves idiots!
Aragón: that’s why absolutely everybody loves Luna!
Aragón: I thought the fandom just liked Sonata because she’s cool!
Selbi Inkille: what’s with you and Luna lately?
Aragón: I got some angry comments from the Luna fans on my latest story
Selbi Inkille: so now you’re a prick?
Aragón: yes
Selbi Inkille: man, I’m looking forward for the time you get your lawyer degree.
Aragón: “You say my client is guilty? Well then, know that LUNA SUCKS!”
Selbi Inkille: what
Selbi Inkille: no that wasn’t what I was
Selbi Inkille: ugh
Selbi Inkille: for a second I thought I was talking with someone witty
Aragón: YOU CALLED ME AN IDIOT
Aragón: THAT MEANS YOU LOVE ME
Selbi Inkille: how are you still alive
Aragón: the doctors also say it’s a miracle
Aragón: BUTTER MY BUTT AND CALL ME A BISCUIT, CELESTIA IS SO FUCKING UGLY
Selbi Inkille: why would I butter your butt
Selbi Inkille: what would that accomplish
Aragón: OLIVE OIL MY BUTT AND CALL ME A BISCUIT, CELESTIA IS SO FUCKING UGLY
Selbi Inkille: why are you so obsessed about that body part, it’s getting old
Aragón: CELESTIA IS SO FUCKING UGLY
Aragón: man
Aragón: the villains really don't give no fucks
Aragón: they literally start acting like baddies the exact same fucking moment they appear
Selbi Inkille: to be honest, I’d do the same if I was a villain
Selbi Inkille: why bother acting as a good guy if you’re gonna shoot the puppies anyway
Selbi Inkille: just start shooting puppies from start
Selbi Inkille: it’s more time-saving, and you kill more puppies
Aragón: you know, sometimes I forget you are German, and then you say something like that
Selbi Inkille: and sometimes I forget you’re a Spaniard, and then I remember you’re retarded
Aragón: touché
Aragón: AHAHAHAH LUNA IS SUCH A BITCH IN THIS PART
Selbi Inkille: there's a reason why
Aragón: yeah they're obviously brainwashed
Aragón: and as I typed that, they were shown as being brainwashed
Aragón: I call them as they come, seriously
Aragón: I'm so cool
Aragón: look at me I predict what’s going to happen in children movies
Aragón: I’m so freaking smart, dear god
Aragón: ok so it's canon
Aragón: the CMC are still called "crusaders" here
Aragón: what do they crusade for
Aragón: christianism?
Selbi Inkille: what do you want to call their parallel group?
Aragón: they do look a little bit like medieval knights fighting for a cause that implies violently murdering anybody with a different faith
Aragón: I mean, Applebloom is a redneck
Selbi Inkille: no seriously what would you call them?
Aragón: well
Aragón: rather obviously
Aragón: the First Period Crusaders
Aragón: like, the paralelism is there
Selbi Inkille: you’re disgusting
Aragón: ...
Aragón: DAFT PUNK REFERENCE
Aragón: WHY WASN'T THE INTERNET ALL ABOUT THIS
Selbi Inkille: they were too busy fainting around Sonata
Aragón: man, this fandom is full of lame-os
Aragón: Sonata is cool, but not that cool
Selbi Inkille: you seriously want to get punched by your followers, don’t you
Aragón: woah Flash is also a bitch
Aragón: everybody is a bitch in this movie
Aragón: Spike must be happy
Aragón: oh, SS is back in that part of the highschool?
Aragón: shadow game strong
Selbi Inkille: SS?
Aragón: Sunset Shimmer
Selbi Inkille: oh
Selbi Inkille: dude
Aragón: kind of nazi, I know, but hey
Selbi Inkille: dude
Aragón: it's her name
Aragón: anyway, shadow game strong
Aragón: like, she waits for them in the shadows
Aragón: like a ninja
Aragón: a nazi ninja
Aragón: NAZINJA
Selbi Inkille: no
Selbi Inkille: no, just
Selbi Inkille: just shut up
Aragón: IS FLUTTERSHY TUNING HER TAMBOURINE
Aragón: OH MY GOD SHE IS
Aragón: WITH AN ALLEN KEY
Aragón: THAT MADE MY DAY
Selbi Inkille: it's a fucking handtom
Selbi Inkille: how can you possibly care about that
Aragón: handwhat
Aragón: it's a tambourine
Selbi Inkille: hand drum
Selbi Inkille: whatever
Aragón: hand drum?
Aragón: dude
Aragón: tambourine
Selbi Inkille: what
Aragón: DUDE, DANCING QUEEN
Aragón: YOU GOTTA KNOW HOW THAT THING IS CALLED
Aragón: DANCING QUEEN
Aragón: BY ABBA
Aragón: FEEL THE BEAT OF THE TAMBOURINE MOTHERFUCKER
Aragón: OFFICIALLY SEEN AS THE GAYEST SOND IN THE WORLD
Aragón: the runner ups are I Want to Break Free and YMCA, in case you're wondering
Selbi Inkille: why on Earth would you have this kind of information
Aragón: I am very lonely
Selbi Inkille: I can tell
Aragón: now, this whole Dash thing
Aragón: when she's a jerk
Aragón: y'know, reminds me of the Mare Do Well episode, somehow
Aragón: she turns into a bigger jerk for no apparent reason
Aragón: or so would some say
Aragón: like, I kind of see her acting like this? Dash is the biggest jerk in the group
Aragón: some people will complain, but she does have an ego problem, and she's always had
Aragón: even in S1
Aragón: thing is, usually it doesn't matter, but when they give that the spotlight, it gets tiring fast
Aragón: I don't care about OOCness, but they already used this before
Aragón: can't they center the movie on how Pinkie is so fucking unpredictable every show is different and they can't concentrate?
Aragón: sure, that'd be doomed as OOC too (PINKIE IS NICER THAN THAT!!! screamed the random brony), but at least it'd be original
Aragón: or make it about Shy being the best singer and being so shy she can't actually sing to her fullest potential
Aragón: or about Applejack wanting to burn darker people at the stake because she’s a redneck
Aragón: or about something that's not Dash's ego
Aragón: okay, so now it's said that:
Aragón: A) It was Dash's idea to create the band
Aragón: B) She writes the songs they play (not counting that Fluttershy thing that is _so_ going to be the final counterspell)
Aragón: so, for Dash to be like "this is my band"?
Aragón: yeah, makes sense
Aragón: I mean, a person with her character would think like that
Aragón: real people aren't saints, even when they go through character development
Aragón: so my problem is not the OOCness
Aragón: I see this as a thing that could happen
Aragón: my problem is its lack of originality
Aragón: and how shallow it is
Aragón: like, in the end she'll learn her lesson, but there'll be no actual plot arc
Aragón: it's just from jerk to nice in one magical epiphany
Aragón: mneh
Selbi Inkille: I kinda got lost at your text there
Selbi Inkille: what exactly is the problem now?
Aragón: the problem is that Dash's ego has been used before as a plot point
Aragón: like, at least once in the MDW episode
Aragón: can't remember right now if more than once
Aragón: so this feels like, well
Aragón: like they ran out of ideas
Selbi Inkille: again
Selbi Inkille: it's a movie
Selbi Inkille: for little children
Selbi Inkille: to promote selling dolls
Aragón: I know, hence how fun it is for me to analyze it
Aragón: also I actually like it a lot
Aragón: I'm just nitpicky
Aragón: "without the pendants, they're just three harmless teenage girls!"
Aragón: Twilight, you fool
Aragón: teenage girls aren't harmless
Aragón: they’re the most dangerous beasts out there
Aragón: a teenage girl killed my parents
Aragón: and forced me to watch
Aragón: and then she teenaged all over me, which was incredibly gross
Aragón: when the world ends, it'll be a teenager girl that brings us down
Selbi Inkille: if memory serves, the movie should soon be over
Aragón: yeah
Selbi Inkille: or maybe it is already
Aragón: almost
Aragón: SS writing her journal
Aragón: aand credits roll
Aragón: you know for a movie with such obvious Ziggie Stardust references, this lacks David Bowie
Selbi Inkille: again with David Bowie
Selbi Inkille: you spent two hours talking about him yesterday
Selbi Inkille: why don't you marry that guy already
Aragón: I WISH I COULD
Aragón: IT’S NOT GAY IF IT’S WITH DAVID BOWIE
Selbi Inkille: so, opinion on the movie?
Aragón: pretty good, IMO
Aragón: plot points here and there, but overall? I enjoyed the hell outta it
Aragón: the characters are cute, the humor is show-like, Pinkie appears
Aragón: better than the first one
Aragón: so anyway, that was Rainbow Rocks
Selbi Inkille: took you your fucking time to watch it
Aragón: look, I was busy, okay?
Selbi Inkille: with what?
Aragón: well
Aragón: family visiting, screwing my own inner demons, hiring a mime to keep me humble
Aragón: studying
Aragón: getting my dick punched to hell and back
Selbi Inkille: oh, your brother is back in town?
And tall! Don't forget tall!
Also I would like that biscuit......it's not weird.
Please write running commentary for all future episodes. kthnxbai
And now I have to watch Rainbow Rocks, damn you.
You should start riffing on fics.
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I used to, actually, but it was a couple years ago, and they were Spanish fics. It was fun, yes, but they're not allowed, so...
Oh, like they crusade before first-
Dammit.
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What about riffing on your own fics? For fun.
--Sollace
Well that made my night.
Oh yeah, then why does my music book say hand drum on it! Right next to the note index!
What, no comments on Science Twilight?
... you did watch through the ending credits, right? (Apparently every movie is a Marvel movie now.)
Yeah, but remember, this is David Bowie. Sex with him wouldn't be what you expected. It's like, you'd come home one day, but your front door would be, like, a portal to his mansion on Mars. He'd greet you there, riding a Martian unicorn, wearing a seersucker suit but with no shirt on under the jacket. You'd ride in front of him, his arms embracing you gently, to Deimos, where he'd preform for you a special song that you'll never truly be able to remember clearly. This song would also save Mars from invasion by the Cats from Saturn.
Nine months later, you'd give birth to his immaculate starchild, but lose it in the custody battle.
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I did, yeah. Mostly because the music was good and in EQG there was an easter egg too (Derpy, in that case). I had no real comment about science Twi, tho -- something about her being even more of a nerd than normal Twi, because she talks to a dog that can't even reply, but I didn't think it was that funny, so I said screw it.
2701710 It's not that being tall that's bad, her being tall is canon to the show. It's that ninety percent is in the legs, goddammit, and it looks so disproportional my head explodes every time I see it.
I haven't seen Rainbow Rocks yet....
But now I know the gist of the plot, so I can write a fic with Sonata in it.
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I wish they would make her as proportionally tall to the mane six as she's on the show, so she would be 10 feet tall.
Ah, good. So when do you write the story about Time Turner going through the mirror portal and getting the Things Went Down group together in the human world?
I was more into the Sergeant Pepper reference than the Daft Punk one.
Also:
And how.
MrNumbers sighs and throws a half-written fic over his shoulder.
Every single bit of this is comedic perfection. Selbi makes for a fantastic straight-man, which suits him well, because one of you has to be the straight one and it certainly isn't Aragon.
Aragon is some kind of queer-o-sexual, near as I can tell.
Which is why you have more followers than myself and poor GhostOfHeraclitus.
A delicious glossy shine and a sharp spike in someone's cholesterol levels.
You can follow the plot? You're doing better than the writers were.
Well they were-
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-just most of it was porn.
... It's an Allen key.
Allen Spanner is the name of a terrible sitcom character.
Also, the dude slouching on the lockers next to Flash Sentry in that one picture? My friends and I have dubbed that moustache style; "The Pedo Stache".
Why would they put a pedophile in a high school? Why- Oh dear I just answered my own question.
Actually, it's a tambourine if it has no cover. It's a tambour if it has the 'drum' part to it. So, yes, you were right.
Never hear me say that to you again, I bet.
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You know, even as someone who detests Fluttershy as a character-
- nevermind. I was going to say something thoughtful about plot and character development, but then I remembered who I was talking at. Not to, at.
Actually, a person who doesn't think like that in the creative industry is doomed to fail, real-talk. It's all well and good to put your friends first, but who, for example, remembers Take That! and who remembers Robby Williams?
Yeah. That's what I thought.
They spread one rumour that you don't have an alibi for, and it's life behind bars.
Stupid, sexy teenagers.
Fortunately for me, I'm Australian, so my prison cell is just... you know... the rest of the continent, anyway?
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Dude, teenage girls are dangerous. I mean the whole first movie was about how a teenage girl with normal teenage girl abilities almost took over the world! She only turned into a raging she-demon at the very end!
Also, how the heck did I not notice the daft punk thing? That is freaking awesome!
And if everyone is going to think you're gay anyway you might as well understand what they mean. for example:
"I like ponies,"
"are you gay?"
"No, I'm not gay,"
"psshh, you're totally gay!"
"No, I'm really not!"
"whatever!"
"Screw it! I'mma go listen to YMCA and drown my sorrows in fanfiction!"
And that's how my average day goes. What was I talking about again?
ARAGON YOU MISSED OCTAVIA.
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The greatest sin is that he actually said an Octavia episode wouldn't do anything, but he cut that part out of the conversation.
Probably because he was too busy getting his dick punched while making out with his demons.
2702918 B-But they said episode 100 would be dedicated to background ponies... That means Octavia!
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Wait, that was legal? I thought it was Selbi being delusional.
Still, Octavia will have like two lines, and then the plot will go on. Vinyl and Derpy are far more interesting for the producers, since they bring more boys to the yard. Apparently their milkshakes are amazing.
2701966 That'd be great, especially when watching then having to stoop to go through doorways. As long as six of those feet aren't in the legs, that is.
This is what I feel would happen if Aragon wrote the movie.
Who is Selbi Inkille?