There, I Finally Fucking Saw It! · 3:02pm Oct 15th, 2014
No, seriously this time. No bullshit on other movies I've seen. I finally saw Rainbow Rocks, and what did I think?
Yes, it was fucking dumb, and I didn't very much care for it, and yes, it's superior to the first, but it's still dumb and fucking bad. At least I can rest with the consolation that it will be forgotten soon and that I've seen worse movies this year.
FAR worse movies.
I feel guilty about leaving you with this, so I'll actually leave some stuff too.
Good Stuff:
-The villains are simple and self-aware enough that they are actually entertaining. Best part of the movie by far.
-Some of the songs have very decent competition.
-The opening actually sounds good and fits the timbre of the film.
-Maude Pie's part actually got me laughing loud (I know it's obvious fanservice, but it worked this time around).
-The first scene featuring Flash and Twilight felt somewhat realistic without the writers shoving unnecessary romance in it.
Bad Stuff:
-Nearly no nuance or subtlety, especially with the humor.
-Much of the dialogue is exposition for the vast number of idiots who can't figure shit out for themselves.
-Deus ex Machina journal.
-The forcing the portal open, which completely invalidates the 30 moons rules set by the first one and the now-obvious fact that that there was no reason for this plot device in this movie or the first EqG.
-The Mane 6's plan to defeat the Dazzlings is needlessly complicated. The real plan (just playing a song together) was the obvious choice. So obvious in fact, that its literally said in the film's script.
-The lyrics to the majority of the songs are phoned-in and obvious.
-Flash Sentry is still pointless, and the writers still try and assume that his existence is necessary.
-Shake Your Tail and Better than ever. Fuck these songs and fuck the creative team for pretending that they aren't generic and boring fucking songs.
I'll make an official review like I did the first one, but please don't rush me. I already had to take time out of my life to watch this. Besides, I can finally get to work on this.
(PS: The password is stanger).
The songs were good? Really? Because I don't remember any of the songs. At least I remembered the cafeteria song from the first movie.
2534268 You misunderstand me. They were well-composed but the lyrics were bad. I guarantee you that I won't remember them later either.
Now I'm not sure if I should watch it, I already read the plot on the wiki, but I'm not sure if I should actually watch the movie now
When is there ever not a Deus ex Machina?
Mhm, i think that i will wait for the proper review for actually watch it, so is gonna be in high quality.
Great pre-review, take your time for making the actual one, you deserve it.
I don't get it why Any thoughts on this sequel are so freaking high, he sounds more like Digibrony than his actual self.
Um is it wrong to say I liked the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
For eg. I liked how the turtles actually have different costumes and can actually tell them apart other then their head bands and weapons. Donnie looks more like a nerd,Mikey looks more like a surfer dude,Leo looks more like a samurai and Raph looks more like a brute.
Wait a second...
How in the fuck did Nicholas Cage get a role in the Left Behind reboot? I thought he would knew that Left Behind is a shitty book that had even shittier adaptations, complete with a shittier movie reboot, and he decides to agree to be in the role?
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?
Was he in it just for the money? I sure hope so, because if it isn't that reason, then I don't know what.