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Hooves Like Jagger


The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

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    How I Know MacXMarble Is Cannon

    Because if they get married, Pinkie and Applejack will actually be related.

    Climb aboard, we're going sailing.

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    Just as way of proving I have not forsaken thee

    So, I know the most recent chapter of Taboo has been taking a bit longer than usual (as compared to the last few I suppose), and that's because ever since my legs started functioning as walking thingamajigs again I've been in kind of a tizzy trying to frantically make things as if I wasn't down and out for so long. It certainly magical how wonderfully screwed up things can get while my physical

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  • 467 weeks
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    ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS LOOK AT THIS RECIPE FOR HUMMUS CHICKEN BUT NOW THERE ARE SEVEN ADS TELLING ME ABOUT MODERATE TO SEVERE PLAQUE PSORIASIS AT THE SAME TIME.

    IS THIS HELL?

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    Invalid Cave Lawyer

    So I broke both my legs.


    Okay, not like that, but still.

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  • 501 weeks
    Spooky Jookie

    Hey there sports fans! Your friendly neighborhood HLJ is back in action after getting swept up in what is frankly none of your business. As seems to be the pattern in my life, I'm once again under the no doubt false impression that I have free time to spend as I please. The point is, between being the GODDAMN BEST Wario on SSB4 and trying like hell to get just one shiny Pokemon, I'll be

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Jun
13th
2012

It is Wednesday: Concept Art · 6:08am Jun 13th, 2012

It is Wednesday.

Ever put antifreeze in a toilet? Well, I can officially check off having done that. The more you know I suppose. Wednesday has come too quickly this week, but I still have stuff I wanna talk about. I know a lot of you don't give two shrimps, but I'd like to hear from the handful of people who do care. Their caring makes me care. It's like a perpetual circle of care.

ANYWAY,

So... did you all read Morphogenetic Impregnation? Check this out:

Happiness is holding the 6th Slot on the Popular Stories Sidebar. And to think, that fiction arose out of a conversation about sentient kitty litter.
But in slightly more exciting news...

I dunno what happened with Big Lugnut, but holy beloculus kids! That story got eaten up literally overnight! I personally thought Chapter XV was friggen' brilliant (SO MUCH FORESHADOWING), but the sudden influx of views cannot be explained by the edition of such a late chapter. If there is someone out there who I should be thanking, TELL ME. If it's just due to me being awesome... THAT'S HIGHLY UNLIK-

Oh, and someone sent me a PM about getting the feature box? He/She says she didn't know which of my stories it was... which is... weeeeeird... so... yeah, if it actually happened it would be nice to have someone confirm that for me.

SO,

Robotic Stallion Big Lugnut... the final chapter will be upon us shortly. As such, I've been brain storming awfully hard about the next series I'm going to do. In my previous Wednesday Blog, I introduced The Tryst and A Still More Excellent Way. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go back and READ THE DA-

Earlier, I was pretty convinced I was gonna do A Still More Excellent Way, but with Lugnut's sudden booming success, I kinda realized how attached I am to the series as a whole. I mean, it is the first bit of pony I wrote. I've still got time to settle on one or the other, seeing as I'm gonna go through and SUPER EDIT Big Lugnut so I can send it off to EqD hassle free. That means YOU still have time to throw in your two cents! And in order to get the gears in your head tumbling, I have concept art from both stories!

The Tryst
As I explained, this story will pick up a number of years after Big Lugnut. Ponyville is more up to date and blah blah blah. So, for those of you who read Chapter XV of Lugnut, do the names Planet Diver Dash and Sun Spot Dash ring any bells? Well, guess who!

Planet Diver Dash

Sun Spot Dash a.k.a. Sunny D

The way I've planned the story out, these two will play prominent roles.


A Still More Excellent Way
So, the True Elements of Harmony as defined by yours truely: Secrecy, Apathy, Brooding, Envy, Duplicity, and Illusion. If you haven't read When Harmony was Forged... well, I'd recommend you do. My plot requires I have one pony for each of these elements, so how would you like to meet the elements of Envy and Duplicity?

Bonfire, Element of Envy

Snow Drop, Element of Duplicity

You wouldn't believe how many times I changed their color schemes. Anyway, as they are now they're rearin' and rootin' to go!

So yeah, I still don't know which of these stories I'm going to go through with. In a perfect world, I could go ahead and do both. I could do one after another, but right now the iron is hot for these two stories. Here is a comic by John Campbell that describes my current state of indecision.

Oh, John Campbell is the inspiration for my next One Shot. That's all I'll say about that.

There are lots of images on this Blog...

ENOUGH ABOUT ME THOUGH,

Let me ask you a question: What Is Fame Without Friendship? I dunno, but I'm eagerly reading this story by RandomHero to find out! How good is it? When I read it, I offered to do the cover art. Then I did his cover art. THAT is how much I loved it. I can't just do art willy-nilly (even though I do), I have toilets to put antifreeze in and Changeling Kings to write about. But hey, go read that thing up there because it is good and I am asking nicely. OH SO NIC-

IN CONCLUSION,

Dear Princess Celestia,

This week I learned the magic of posting an update or a fic, going to sleep, and then checking on how it did in the morning.

Severely,

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