Aug
8th
2014
Regidar
Joined 13th May, 2012 ·
Offline
More Blog Posts1050
-
8 weeksGive Me Your WILD and WACKY Experimental Fics34 comments · 451 views
Self promotions encouraged!
I’ve been on an extended weekend holiday with the boyf in Amsterdam and boy howdy they should be calling it Slam-Your-Man-sterdam because we are having tons of gay sex like a coupla fags
-
8 weeksFundraiser for Ice Star's Boyfriend3 comments · 119 views
Hey all! I really meant to do this earlier, but better late than never, and the fundraiser is still active and about halfway to where it needs to go, so:
-
0 comments · 74 views9 weeksDesire [NEW STORY] -
36 weeksNever A Dull Moment7 comments · 239 views
Thank you all for helping me out back in May
The support means the world to me, and thanks to your kind contributions I was able to go and visit my boy in Britain. I'll try and mock up a proper recap blog—though I am notoriously terrible at doing those, I don't think I've ever managed a proper recap blog for any of the various conventions I've gone to over the years. I guess there was
Join our SubscribeStar to remove these adverts!
Join our SubscribeStar to remove these adverts!
Stats
Page generated in 0.025 seconds
Total duration
963 users online
558,326 hits today, 2,364,530 yesterday
FIMFiction
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Follow & Support Us
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
Jews are my trigger
Everything was great until 4Chan appeared on the list
2353268 are you kidding
everything was awful until 4chan corrected this kid's terrible life
2353265 triggers are my trigger
Feels cause it's pretty much that for me, i grew up on the internet entirely.
Everything except the 4chan bit was cringeworthy.
2353270
Did somebody say Tigger?
i.imgur.com/Ezos3qi.png
2353274 as long as you remember to gas a jew now and then
you aren't completely hopeless
2353280 I try to at least twice a year. Especially on Hanukkah.
>implies jews aren't being gassed
Tumblr zůstattaught me that hetero males are scum, what website did this kid go to?
>taught me to be inspired
Pifff.
Oh 4 Chan.. you racist, reprehensible, hilarious, psychotic, fedora wearing, bunch of cretins. We wouldn't be here without you.
2353281 gas one jew each night
make a menorah from their skulls
2353283 we can only hope
2353287 WITH OR WITHOUT JEEEEW
Those filthy fucking roody-poos made us all the cynical bastards we are today. I'll jump through the screen and shoryucan't any faggot who says otherwise.
2353292 I'll do as you command. If I never come back, I was successful.
Youtube taught me to man up over swearing.
I've never stepped foot in 4chan before. Is it really as bad as people claim?
Fimfiction taught me to write horse stories.
Also, found this deep within my /b/ folder.
dumpt.com/img/files/q7mzog8u1cskomzjqfat.jpg
2353309 >posting thumbnails
2353310
fuck your motheri blame fimficOh, I'm getting tired of this thing's bullshit. It was like a 900x600 when I first uploaded it. Faggoty goddamn internet.this one'll fucking work, or i'll shove a mason jar up me ringpiece
Fimfiction taught me that talentless hacks can still achieve moderate recognition by commenting on everything and blogging constantly.
i.imgur.com/D5XFlka.gif
2353301 Yes. Yes it is.
i.imgur.com/1QsAE9R.png
thank me later.
2353320
esreality.com/files/placeimages/2014/100461-u_wot_m8_by_alexmercer95-d6048rp.jpg
2353340
Ah, thanks. I don't think I'll ever go there. I don't plan on it. I've only heard the tales.
2353342 thanks zel
2353343 don't listen to him 4chan's awesome
I go there every day and just LOOK at how based I am
2353288 >taught me how smart people are
2353320
#Rekt
2353270
^ This
Heh, 4chan...
2353270
Your trigger trigger is my trigger, Tigger.
2353342
-Google taught the government how to spy on everyone.
-Tumblr taught people that if SJWs scream loud enough, it makes them more right.
-Youtube taught us that just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
-Vine taught me that I don't know WTF Vine is, and I probably wouldn't give a shit anyway.
-DeviantArt taught us that Sturgeon's Law applies to everything, and that 90% crap is probably a bit low.
-Blogger taught us that even those with Bad Opinions can find someone to agree with them.
-Facebook taught us that a few mouse clicks are more important than face-to-face interaction.
-Instagram taught us that no one gives a crap what we're eating for dinner.
-Etsy taught me that I don't know WTF Etsy is, and I probably wouldn't give a shit anyway.
-Twitter taught us that being well-spoken and articulate is purely optional in today's society.
Edit:
-4chan figured all this out from the get-go and just stopped giving a fuck.
2353308
And proper hairstyles, going by the illustration.
Tumblr taught me that if you're a cis hetero white male, then you should kill yourself.
SJW Landwhales are my trigger, DIE CIS MALE SCUM!
/b/ still runs in my veins, even though I haven't been there since 2011.
You're actually a generation late, my friend.
My generation was raised online, in a time where information wasn't quite instant, but well worth waiting for (due to dial-up). Google and Youtube were both extant at that point, and Myspace pre-dated Facebook. I played Runescape and watched flash videos on Newgrounds and Homestarrunner.
This pre-dates most social media, but I was still quite social online. I didn't visit 4chan or Deviantart in their fledgling states because I hadn't heard of 4chan and I wasn't much interested in art at that age. I don't even know the lifespan of those other social media because I'm pretty sure they didn't exist when I was first browsing the internet.
My generation thrived on Windows 98 and still used Internet Explorer because it was still the best browser. Dial-up companies actually competed, AOL wasn't out of the public eye completely, and something as high-tech and high-speed as DSL wasn't really something that the average household could afford so early in its lifecycle. Spam pop-ups were seriously detrimental to a system's performance because they took up bandwidth needed to load webpages, webpage spam filters weren't very effective, and spam e-mails were still a regular occurrence because e-mail spam filters didn't even exist.
I quite distinctly remember a childhood that was filled with internet from my earliest memories, and my family was most certainly not privileged. So, naw, man. I was definitely raised online, and so were all of my friends.
Nah, man. Tumblr taught me that people are morons. It also taught me that morons are hilarious to laugh at.
Stop making shitty blogs reggie
This was gay.
If you're going to get mad at Jews, at least make it for a good reason, like you know, the Palestinian apartheid.
Vine taught me the most amazing thing in the whole wide world was a Knife in my home made of watermelone
"Vine taught me to laugh."
Jesus Christ, that's just sad.
2353692
A type of duck.
2353308 Fimfiction taught me that unless your story is porn, you will never get the feature box.
Oh, wow. I thought that picture was the most retarded thing ever till I saw 4chan.
This child is on the path to enlightenment.
2353320
Actually, that's still tumblr.
It taught me that it's really funny when websites start conflicts with one another.
i.imgur.com/q3dlLwv.png
Google taught me that I can get what I want whenever I want it
Tumblr taught me that people will endlessly complain about things that don't exist
Youtube taught me that people will be brainwashed to follow anything, even if the reason they followed originally has long since been lost
Vine taught me that if you know a black person you're automatically cooler
Deviantart taught me that art is dead
Blogger taught me nothing
Facebook taught me that the people I know are actually a lot more vapid and stupid than they appear
Instagram taught me that people desperately crave attention
Etsy taught me that people are proud of things they spent very little time on while doing a poor job
Twitter taught me that people want other people to care what they ate for breakfast
4chan taught me that the cruelty of humanity knows no bounds
2354673 shouldn't twitter and instagram be reversed