Well, that was... fun

This weeks review is up. Hope you're a fan of blue catpeople orgies .

Comments

[WildStallion]

Never saw the movie. Too me it looked stupid when I saw the trailer.

[Avenging-Hobbits]

Blue cat people orgies?!

Who did you know

[nightcrawlerfan]

So, out of curiosity, what is the purpose of reviewing a troll fic?

[nightcrawlerfan]

2348287 It was an interesting experiment in CGI that only had a plot because otherwise it wouldn't count as a movie.
It would've made a lot more sense of the filmmakers realized it wasn't a legitimate story, but for some reason Cameron is planning on making it into a trilogy. Which absolutely bewilders me.

[iowaforever]

2348306 Because it's there
and sometimes it's hard to find the legitimately bad fics beneath the troll fics, so I need something to fill the time as I look for those

[iowaforever]

2348287 Admittedly, the CG is about the best thing going for it. Five years ago I considered it one of my favorite movies, although now I just see it as something of a guilty pleasure.

2348307

It would've made a lot more sense of the filmmakers realized it wasn't a legitimate story, but for some reason Cameron is planning on making it into a trilogy. Which absolutely bewilders me.

Because money, and because Cameron wanted to do some more underwater filming

[nightcrawlerfan]

2348371 Ah, gotcha.

[nightcrawlerfan]

2348379 Ok, I will acknowledge that it's probably for the money. I guess I just like to hope that most filmmakers have the integrity not to spend too much time making profitable @#$%.

[spideremblembrony]

So I’ve watched the movie enough times to memorize that fact. Sue me.

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(HE’S NOT DEAD OK! PRETEND NETYRI DIDN’T KILL HIM OK!)

Santa came down from Heaven and made him better.

A Sargant ran at him “KERNAL QWARITCH THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE! We were just chillin when all of a sudden the Navis ran in an started shootin everybody with arrows an spears an flyin on birds an shit! They killed a buncha the soldiers an we killed some but there too powerful ,Qwaritch!”

Wow, I need to work on my gangsta slang.

Shouldn’t that be two big secrets?... I’m going to hell for that.

I'm coming with you... She's on my Top 10 list... Oh... Samus... Yeah, I have a crush on a fictional character that's not real, will never be real and even if she was real she would never reciprocate my affection... Make fun of me all you want... I can take it...

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?! NA’VI ARE NOT LIKE HUMANS, THEY HAVE SEX WITH THEIR LITTLE USB BRAIDS (again, did my research)! EVEN THEN, HOW THE HELL COULD THEY PRODUCE A HYBRID CHILD? THESE ARE TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SPECIES SEPERATED BY MILLIONS OF MILES THROUGH SPACE AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF GENETIC ISOLATION TO GO WITH IT! THEY SHOULD BE GENETICALLY INCOMPATIBLE!...

It works the same way Ponies can mate with humans. ... Yeah, that didn't make much sense either.

THE BOOK IS BETTER!!!1!11!!!1!

Admittedly, yes. The book is better, but I still enjoyed the movie. ... I'm going to hell for that, aren't I?

Point goes to the idiot sponge (now do us all a favor and let your series die out).

Stop being so generous. Stop him from ever being born.

No seriously, he sends AT-AT walkers to go blow up Hometree. Please, stop ruining Star Wars.

Yeah, only George Lucas can do that! ... I am really going to hell for that, aren't I?

A fantastic review, my friend. Though I have come to expect nothing less from you.

[Celestias Paladin]

The moment a writer can't even get the most basic of information of a universe right I leave. There is a reason why I have a buttload of wikis bookmarked.

Admittedly I've read a few post-movie Space Smurfs fics, but they keep the dead dead and try very hard to make humanity not being a pimple on the ass of the universe.

[Sky Blazer]

I do love the movie, but that's all I care for.