To all my followers with Coulrophobia:

I think I'll put some coulrophobia into Dirus Somnus, which is the coolest Lovecraftian story I started writing that no one ever read.

Now, I'm off to write Dash of Humanity 2 for as long as this caffeine lasts.

Comments

[Grahf]

killer clowns from outer space is still creepier

[Teku Senpai]

How about a nice big cup of caffeine, eh?

[Neko Majin C]

I love evil clowns, the more evil the better. I think it has something to do with something that usually brings joy being used to bring fear. Or maybe it is because my favorite actor played the most evil one of all.
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I am old.

[More Dakka]

Clocks ticking till someone calls his bluff...

[Kaidan]

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My goal is to have a concealed carry permit one day. Then, when something like this happens, I can just pull out my gun, shoot them in the chest, and say "What? He had a big-ass maul. If that isn't intent to use lethal force, what is?"

[More Dakka]

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Cop- “Well son that explains the first two holes, but what about the other thirty?”

[Sollace]

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Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?

--Sollace

[Buckin Bronco]

Beep Beep Kaidan

[Condray]

2305752 of course someone with the name More Dakka would be all for shooting that many times

[More Dakka]

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And it still wouldn't be enough.

[The Synn Lofsvard]

One time, when I was in high school, one of my buddies thought it would be funny to dress up as a clown, hide in my truck that has tinted windows, and would try and scare me. My buddy soon found out I had recently started taking full contact combat Sambo, and carried a AK bayonet on my person, when ever possible. As did the cops when they came hauling ass because a group of my fellow students were walking to their cars as well as we just got done with a choir performance, and just so happened to see me grappling a six foot two clown to the ground, with me holding him at knife point, while screaming "NOT SO FUNNY NOW, HOW BOUT I POP YOUR BALLOON ANIMAL MOTHER FUCKER."

That was a weird night. True story by the way.

[The Synn Lofsvard]

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>CC
>Not OC dual wield, golden plated Deagle brand Deagles chambered in .50 African Eliminator
>Not using the shear size of your dick to blow away the clown
>Not becoming instant range buddies with the cops that arrive on seen who you share a couple beers with as that 10/10 chick from the bar blows you, when Ron Paul tears ass into the parking lot on a Harley, shooting a full auto Browning M2 the air, with each shot killing a liberal, gay, terrorist, or illegal imigrent, where he tells you that he's proclaiming himself as president because of your inspiring actions, where he repeals all Anti Gun legislation, and making it mandatory that all able bodied males must keep a full auto BAR in their house, where upon he proclaims this, making it the law of the land, John Browning and Mikhail Kalashnikov descend from heaven, where they hand you a scary assault weapon capable of firing over 1200 assault heat seeking cop killing rape bullets and can accept 500 round glock assault clipazines with the barrel shroud thing that goes up, and as you chamber a round, you feel that the stock feels kind of heavy, and when you open it up, you find an ounce of weed
>SCORE!

Fucking casul

[Kaidan]

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The trigger got stuck... and of course, extended magazines and full-auto pistols are illegal in California... I tried to clear the jam that made it keep firing by loading two more magazines! And it wasn't safe to point the gun at anyone else, officer...