Blame NewKidOnTheBlock for this · 3:44am Jul 11th, 2014
And When I Am Free...
I’ll be a massive bitch to the princesses and shit and then fuck Twilight and Chrysalis, then terrify Tirek into non existence by shaking my massive dick at him then putting said dick into Chrysalis some more while NewKidOnTheBlock marries Luna and gives her a baby.
As it turned out, it was more than a few hours. It was several. When they came back, I was back in human form and proceeded to have a glorious threesome with them. For two days straight we had sex, and then Celestia and Cadence joined in the fun. Then Sombra and Discord did too and the orgy we had lasted until Pinkie brought us food for a brief break two days later. Already the semen pool was well on its way to forming.
On the dawn of the eighth day, our candle oil ran out, which surprised me because I'd thought it would only last a day, but whatever.
Then Tirek attacked and tried to suck out out magic but was sucked into the orgy instead. I came in his mouth and right then stared him down, and he disintegrated out of fear. I stuck my dick in Cel's ass instead and we kept right on going.
The rest of the Mane 6 went to investigate the source of the earthquakes and the reason the sun was moving so erratically (erotically?) and joined the orgy too. Turns out Flutters is a top. She and AJ were getting it on pretty hard, but the rest jumped into the group.
Day 30 came and went with lots more ponies coming (in both senses) and none going because the sex was too good. I impregnated every single mare in Ponyville, all the princesses but Luna, and Chrysalis. Luna got preggers by another human named Nick. He seems nice. The stars are now arranged into porn every night, often involving a human and a certain alicorn of the night. I'll bet he has something to do with it.
Then Fausticorn arrived.
And she joined.
And everything got a thousand times better.
Ever fuck a goddess? No? Well, do it sometime. Fausticorn gives the best blowjobs, and her pussy is so tight and she has incredible stamina and holy shit she's just perfect. I promptly proposed marriage and she accepted. We got married during the orgy and then kept going, because it's an open marriage. Then Twilight, Celestia, Cadance, and Chrysalis got jealous, so they proposed to me too. Fausticorn said yes and we all got married to each other, but then all of the other mares -- and a the stallions, too -- proposed to me. Fausticorn and the rest were cool with that, though, so I accepted. Discord and Sombra got super jelly that Ponyville got to ride me but they didn't, so I married them too. And the orgy went on.
And on.
And on.
The orgy lasted... Forevermore.
(Well, the non-immortals died but I married their kids (even those of mine) so we kept right on fucking, and whenever someone needed to give birth they got a reprieve. Luna and NewKid were prudes and shit and didn't join, but going by the screams of pleasure from Canterlot, five hundred miles away, they were having an amazing time too, and probably had all of the 'lings there since Chryssi let them all have individual minds and they feed on love and list and shit)
9/11, not bad - IGN
Oh you asshole.
This was my first time writing anything sexual, by the way. Did you like it?
2273897 9/11? I have a few firefighters here that wanna talk to you. And a bunch of business folks. And some janitors. And the entire United States.
They would like to compliment you on your fair and accurate reviews.
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