Reader beware, this has nothing to do with... mares... I unno... · 5:09am Aug 23rd, 2014
Alright. Have you all let that bad warning sink in? No? Go ahead, I'll wait...
You good? Okay, I bring you to possibly THE worst thing I have ever seen.... I don't say this in jest either. This is literally worse than Twilight. And yes, I atleast TRIED to read Twilight. Not my cup of tea.
BUT THIS?
Here... lemmie give you a link... (I feel dirty just copying this link...)
Go ahead and read that... ALL OF IT.... I'll just sit tight and wonder where the rest of my mind bleach went... I really have to stock up on that stuff more... I mean I go through it like a fish through water... You done? Are you as horrified as I am? I mean... JUST LOOK AT THAT PUN! PUNS SHOULD ALWAYS BE SELF EVIDENT AND NEVER EMPHASIZED IN TEXT. Sure, you can italicize to draw attention, but this is BOLD AND COLORED. I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO THE STORY YET! Apparently it is about a chick who hates bears because her father was killed by a bear, but she meets a park ranger who saves her from a bear. This "Super sexy Park Ranger" is...get this... A WEREBEAR.... Oh, i'm sorry... Did you pull a muscle with that twist? Here... lemmie help you out.... HE IS ALSO THE BEAR THAT KILLED HER DAD.
huh... I never knew you could twist that much... If you have that much of a death wish, here you go.... HER FATHER WAS A WEREBEAR OF A RIVAL TRIBE AND SHE IS SOME SORT OF BEAR PRINCESS! WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE SECOND IN COMMAND OF THE TRIBE WHO KILLED HER FATHER...
I seriously think someone tried to shove Twilight, and Romeo and Juliet together...
I'M OUT!
Oh, dear Celestia... that is just... wrong.
The Bears haven't been any good since the 80s, true facts.
So many twists, it'd give M. Night Shyamalan a heart attack. Except it turns out that he's secretly a Time Lord, meaning he has two hearts, and only one stopped! But oh no, the second is frail from disuse and he needs immediate hospital help-- wait, no, he can't go to the hospital, the Daleks have been integrated into human society as doctors! Then Rose goes all TARDIS-Bad Wolf and returns everything to normal.