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Einhander


Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

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  • 500 weeks
    Crossroads (Commissions?)

    Hi there.

    You may have noticed the pile of unfinished stories.

    I don't want to put any on hiatus (although, to be honest, I wouldn't hold your breath on The Cells) but I'm having major trouble continuing them to a point where I'm happy. So I (we?) have a problem.

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  • 504 weeks
    It's my Birthday, so AMA*

    32 is pretty old to be writing on a pony website, but there you have it. I used to watch that old clip of the Ramones playing 'Happy Birthday', now I watch this.

    So, if you have questions,* I will answer them. I have an office day.

    And remember, kids....

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  • 509 weeks
    And it's up!

    Cranky Doodle Donkey's Bad Asssssss Day

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  • 509 weeks
    Ever been in a race with yourself?

    The EqD Outside/Insight Contest ends at midnight.

    6k done. About 1.5k to go. Ending in sight.

    Still, have to submit by 11:59 CST.

    No pressure, right?

    Encouraging words and/or drunken taunts appreciated, pony peanut gallery.

    (Special thanks to Dash the Stampede for helping me edit as I go along.)

    7 comments · 558 views
  • 510 weeks
    New Sexy Collab Story Drops tomorrow

    EDIT: When I say a 'Sexy' Collab, I mean it's a Sexy combination of troublemakers talents. This is a Teen story. You can un-hide your wives and your kids.

    Get Ready.

    This guy:

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Jun
9th
2014

Crowdsourcing re: Lyra Figure. · 8:26pm Jun 9th, 2014

I have brought Lyra to my office (the one I posted about yesterday).

The question is this: do I let her out of the box, or leave her in the box?

Be heard, followers mine!

NOTICE: Those involved with creating the phrase 'be heard, followers mine!' have been sacked. We apologize for the inconvenience.

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Comments ( 14 )

I say...
Cut apart exactly half the box, leaving her both in the box and out. And artistic, at the same time.

Be very careful when cutting.

Why on earth would you leave it in the box? :rainbowhuh: Take it out so you can look at it better and do stuff and things with it!

Let her be free!

Open the box carefully and save it. Display your Lyra openly, but keep the box near so you can put her away quickly when Geoff the Greasy Grabby Intern drops by after partaking in the the all-you-can-eat lunch buffet at BBQ-R-US.

NOTICE: Those involved with creating the phrase "NOTICE: Those involved with creating the phrase 'be heard, followers mine!' have been sacked. We apologize for the inconvenience," have also been sacked. We apologize for the inconvenience.

It's lonely and stuffy inside that box. :raritycry: Take her out and let her roam free. :twilightsmile:

(NOTICE: Those involved with creating running gags revolving around notices about notices of notices have also been sacked. We apologize for the inconvenience.)

Think outside the box.

(Those responsible for sacking those involved with creating running gags revolving around notices about notices of notices have also been sacked.

The following quotetrain has been changed at great expense to the OP at the last moment.)

The only reason to leave her in the box is if you value her as a collectible - or if you want to give people the illusion that you do. :pinkiehappy:

[The notices have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense at the last minute.]

Out of the box.

Notice: those involved in this project to create a witty notice have failed to meet their deadline. Subsequently, they have all been sacked.

Keep her in her cage do not let her escape.

-notice-
Caution may be hot when burned from being sacked.

How will you play with her if she is in a box?

PHR

Let her out and put her where everyone can see her. Your fellow office colleagues will congregate around your cubicle, undoubtedly creating a serious hallway blockage while gushing and squeeing at how adorable she is.

NOTICE: Those intending to invoke a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER have also unceremoniously been given the sack. We apologize for interrupting the string of pointless notices.

tie her to a balloon, which is tied to the box so she doesn't fly away.

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