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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 55 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 65 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 95 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 95 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 118 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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May
31st
2014

I need your ideas for Upright and Uptight chapter three. · 12:06am May 31st, 2014

Ideas are to be short and brief. Maybe one hundred words or less. Walls of text are ignored.
Ideas must be upvoted or downvoted. I will be paying attention to the green and red arrows. SO VOTE!
Mature chapters can be branched off later. I am open to those eventually.
Romance is certainly an option and the tag can be added.
Have fun, be polite, and REMEMBER TO VOTE OR THIS WILL FAIL.

Please, feel free to add ideas for chapter 3 or maybe even 4 down below.

Thanks!

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Comments ( 38 )

Romance is always good.

The first pony with whom our hero lives is the ever-dependable Applejack. She is unamused by his laughable work ethic, and quickly sets about remedying it.

More information on what Equestrian humans were like and what happened to them would be nice. And if Celestia remembers them, then Luna probably does as well...

Twilight Sparkle, through a misunderstood conversation with Fluttershy, believes that Marc has imprinted romantically on Princess Celestia. She is torn between helping him be a better human for her, and her own embarrassment at the concept of romance.

Meanwhile weasels conspire to steal his shirt.

He accepts Equestrian nudity and becomes a nudist.

Also, I calculated very roughly that humans should be faster than ponies on average, so Mr. Main Character should be fat and out of shape.

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The human. His full name is far too complicated for me to remember.

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Malesco Vino is hard to remember?

City in Italy - wine.

Ma-les-co. Vi-no.

Emtu #10 · May 31st, 2014 · · 2 ·

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Not necessarily, they could have happened during the 1000 years.

Sombra shows up pretending to be an innocent ice cream man and sells Malesco the "Cone of Doom", an enchanted cone that attracts windigoes... and squirrels.

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And Malesco saves the day somehow by turning the windegos into yellow lemon snow cones.

If multiple suggestions are not contridictory, would you use them?

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Yes. I need more than one idea to keep the story going.

Okay fine... I'll try making an idea people actually like...

At the party, Malesco asks Celestia what she knows about humans.

And why not make him a philanthropist? He seems to care about the well-being of others a lot, so why not put that to good use?

Comment posted by Jadelynn_Opal deleted May 31st, 2014

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She was also completely out of breath at the beginning of the episode after running a much shorter distance at a much slower pace, and with several stops. MLP doesn't have completely reliable physics, so you're just choosing the ponies' most outstanding moments, which is the opposite of what you should be doing if you want accurate data.

Has anyone calculated pony jogging and running speed in running of the leaves? I know people have created models of ponies running and walking.

Comment posted by Jadelynn_Opal deleted May 31st, 2014

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I'm downvoting you because I hate when Pinkie shatters the fourth wall in stories, with a passion, and I don't want it to be part of the story. She's always subtle about things in the show, if she does break the fourth wall at all. And it's never a main plot point of the episode.

Also, I think we may have gotten a bit off topic. If you want to carry this discussion further, I imagine there are plenty of MLP groups that would love to compare head cannons.

Comment posted by Jadelynn_Opal deleted May 31st, 2014

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Yeah, I will downvote you because I hate that idea. That's kind of what we're doing here.

And sensing the future is not the same thing as knowing and admitting you're part of a TV show.

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Comment posted by Jadelynn_Opal deleted May 31st, 2014

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:facehoof:

You completely misinterpreted me. Did you even read the first sentence of my link? Your intention doesn't matter; what actually happened matters. You don't just intend to give your girlfriend flowers, then forget about it, do you? No, you give her flowers.

And why does my opinion make you want to remove everything you wrote?

Comment posted by Jadelynn_Opal deleted May 31st, 2014

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No, that's not forgiving someone after they told you they didn't want to hurt you, which also implies they wont do it again.

Ignoring Death of the author would be more like expecting your intent to be known, and expecting, in that situation, to be forgiven without doing anything. In the case of an actual author, they could always write a next book in the series that explained what they wanted, or they could edit the book if both the author and their readers like the author's interpretation better. Otherwise, anyone reading the book will likely only see the book, and not the authors words of intended interpretation.

With how many books have you read the author's every related comment. None, because it's impossible.



And for this conversation, I honestly couldn't care less about how you feel about me. I'm just informing you of what I found was correct based on my knowledge.

Comment posted by Jadelynn_Opal deleted May 31st, 2014

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Not if you interpret her explanation of her viewpoint as part of her series of actions.

If I had not commented, you would not have told your intent. You said you assumed your intent was obvious, but if I didn't have the will to respond like I did, I would have never known your intentions.

Comment posted by Jadelynn_Opal deleted May 31st, 2014

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That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying you shouldn't assume your intention is always conveyed perfectly and you shouldn't try to find fault with others when they don't automatically know what you're thinking.

Comment posted by Jadelynn_Opal deleted May 31st, 2014

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Fine, keep your negative interpretation of death of the author. Apparently I don't care.

If neither of us is willing to change our way of thinking, then there's no point in talking.

Welp, sorry all about that little fiasco. :derpyderp2:

Anyway, don't worry about us, just carry on with whatever you were doing.

*whistles* :twilightsheepish:

I still don't have much in the way of viable story ideas.

And WTF happened? :rainbowhuh:

2160602 Palermo Cabernet, got it. :pinkiehappy:

Lol! Hm... Stuck on Blue, sorry. *nuked*

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