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Einhander
Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.
Einhander
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500 weeksCrossroads (Commissions?)8 comments · 1,135 views
Hi there.
You may have noticed the pile of unfinished stories.
I don't want to put any on hiatus (although, to be honest, I wouldn't hold your breath on The Cells) but I'm having major trouble continuing them to a point where I'm happy. So I (we?) have a problem.
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504 weeksIt's my Birthday, so AMA*21 comments · 651 views
32 is pretty old to be writing on a pony website, but there you have it. I used to watch that old clip of the Ramones playing 'Happy Birthday', now I watch this.
So, if you have questions,* I will answer them. I have an office day.
And remember, kids....
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509 weeksEver been in a race with yourself?7 comments · 558 views
The EqD Outside/Insight Contest ends at midnight.
6k done. About 1.5k to go. Ending in sight.
Still, have to submit by 11:59 CST.
No pressure, right?
Encouraging words and/or drunken taunts appreciated, pony peanut gallery.
(Special thanks to Dash the Stampede for helping me edit as I go along.)
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510 weeksNew Sexy Collab Story Drops tomorrow9 comments · 712 views
EDIT: When I say a 'Sexy' Collab, I mean it's a Sexy combination of troublemakers talents. This is a Teen story. You can un-hide your wives and your kids.
Get Ready.
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Are we horse friends?
On a scale from 'tipsy' to 'where am I and why are my pants on fire?' how drunk are you?
A Q&A on mothers day well the Q is obvious then what in your opinion is the best mothers day gift
2101528
Yes.
2101529
I'm aware enough to be downing bottles of water, but suggestible to rob a liquor store
2101536 okay!
2101541
To the best moms, a phone call with meaningful conversation,
To other moms: STUFF!
2101550
... might want to down some more water... at least until robbing a liquor store sounds like a bad idea.
2101554 so you're saying I should drink water, and then rob a liquor store. Got it!
2101545 quickmeme.com/img/0b/0b8a3a2a759d6d12199eed2137bfa7f040db9ceaee0d152fbdd71ad5ad0983ec.jpg
2101558
... yes, but rob them by giving them money for every bottle/can/boze container you take, bonus points if you give them the amount they say.
2101567 hey!
That's just exchanging money for goods and services!
I'm on onto you....
Do you even lift?
2101587
I don't understand the question, and I refuse to respond to it.
Is your mom cooler than mine?
2101599
Without knowing your mom, my mom was in an 80'a slasher movie....
... So yes.
2101584 ... let me put it this way, my way you get boze at the loss of a bit of money that you get to drink, your way gets you boze that you won't get to drink do to getting arrested and having to pay bail that will most definently be higher than bying the boze
Who would win in a fight: Lou Ferigno's Incredible Hulk, or Hulk Hogan in his 80's Americana prime days?
2101863
Hulk hogan, except in a surprise twist Andre the Giant comes back from the grave to claim the title.
2101907
Coming soon to Pay-Per-View.
(The 80's were so gay)
I did something to Taco Bell today that brought shame not only to my family and spousal unit, but to myself and anyone that's ever known me. Hours ago, you felt a twinge of shame and attributed to some thought or event, but no -- it was the sympathetic bond between you and I, telling you that I was indulging some awful childish urge.
Now, the question.
Are you envious? (Also, were you conscious?)