Questions II: The Zombies of Unit Fifty.

Dug these up the other day.

1. What's your name?

Kyle.

2. How old are you?

Late twenties.

3. What country do you live in?

Canada

4. What do you look like?

I've a squished-up face, big nose, squinty blue eyes, and blonde hair. I'm about thirty pounds over my recommended weight, and fifty over my BMI-recommended weight.

5. Who do you wish you looked like?

No point in wishing for something I can't change.

6. How did you come across My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

Through a combination of Derpygate, Gaia Online show screencaps, and the "Where's Derpy?" flash game on Newgrounds.

7. Favorite Ship? Why?

RumBloom and Silver Belle.

8. Least favorite ship?

AppleDash. Too common and too advertised for me to care.

9. Have you admitted your love for ponies to anyone?

If it comes up in conversation, I'm pretty open about it. Haters hate, lovers love, and friends friend.

10. Were they family?

Usually. Haven't met too many openly hostile people right now, especially when I explain my other interests and where MLP fits into my fantastic mindset.

11. What's your favorite episode?

Winter Wrap-Up. Nothing lately has compared to this episode. It is the only episode I can sit down and watch on loop for an hour or so.

12. Who is your favorite superhero?

Jeengatta. An alien robot in a machine that can traverse time and space. Who doesn't love that?

Related: I just now realized the Junior Jays magazine back in the '90s might have had a Whoovian as a staff member. His ship greatly resembles the TARDIS.

13. Favorite anti-hero?

Riddick. Vin Diesel's a great action hero actor, and I find the transformation of the character interesting.

14. Favorite Supervillain?

Sera, from Mega Man Legends 2. Willing to genetically wipe out the dominant robot race to restore biological humanity in contravention to the wishes of the Last Human.

15. Favorite anti-villain?

What?

16. What is the last book you read?

"The Collected Plays of Neil Simon, Volume III" Had to memorize a monologue, so I chose one from I Ought to be in Pictures.

17. What is the last movie you watched?

Pokemon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back.

18. Favorite song at the moment?

Fly on the Wall - Thousand Foot Krutch
Circus for a Psycho - Skillet

19. What song do you keep coming back to?

Invisible Touch - Genesis

20. Current job?

Student.

21. What's your ideal future job?

Something within the video game or animation industries.

22. What's your dream job?

To be able to conceive and direct multimedia franchises for the public.

23. What's your greatest achievement so far in life?

Marriage to a wonderful disabled woman.

24. What is your biggest failure?

Flunking out of Bible college.

25. Do you have any pets?

Cat - Patch.

26. What's your dream pet?

A Gardevoir.

27. Do you own any weapons?

I collect decorative swords, I know how to use a butterknife, and I'm armed with a tactile-assimilative brain... you do anything to me three times and I can duplicate

how it's done.

28. Do you want a gun? If so, what kind?

Hell no. I'm not scared of them. I rewspect them. I will not have one in my presence or on my person at any time, except as a point of admiration of another's

possession.

29. What religion are you?

Christian, originating from the Mennonite Brethren traditions of BC.

30. If you could hang out with one historical person for a day, who would it be?

Jesus Christ.

31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day, who would it be?

I wouldn't.

32. Are you political?

Diplomatic, yes. Political, ugh. Gives me a headache.

33. Are you married?

Yup.

34. Do you have a special somepony?

Yup.

35. Do you have a crush?

Not anymore.

36. Care to explain?

I may admire women I find attractive from afar, but my heart is with my wife, and at arm's length they will stay, unless they want or need a hug.

37. Do you consider yourself attractive?

I suppose. This doesn't matter to me.

38. If you could hang with any living person, who would it be?

Shigeru Miyamoto. I'd probably discuss Mario and his creation, and Mr. Miyamoto's creative process.

39. Who is your favorite pony?

I'm really beginning to prefer the Cutie Mark Crusaders to any other

40. Do you have any embarrassing secrets? If so, what are they?

Yep. Comes from a past of wandering hands and curious eyes. My Christian training kept me from going any farther. Legally, it's okay, but consciously and

sociologically, I'm not at liberty to discuss any of them.

41. If you've done any art or writing, what are you most proud of?

Lament of a Spoon was my high point in pony fic. However, it's not that great. I'm impressed that I actually balanced my faith and ponies in a way that didn't seem to

come off as superimposing or intimidating with Him.

As for pride? Meh. I get happy, not necessarily proud.

42. Are you a virgin?

Nope, and I'm proud to say that I lost it on my wedding night.

43. Craziest thing you've done with no regrets?

Started writing.

44. Craziest thing you've done that you do regret?

Lost my temper and nearly took a friend's eye outwith a hockey stick. I lost that friendship, at the time, my longest (all but six months of my life), immediately.

45. Do you have a fetish?

I absolutely love being naked outdoors.

46. Do you regret saying this fetish?

Nope.

47. What are your favorite stories on this site?

Shipping and Handling - Pegasus Rescue Brigade
Green - Steel Resolve
The Life and Times of a Winning Pony - Chengar Qordath
Xepher's Three Wishes series - The Cutie Mark Crusaders Before They Changed the World, The Hole in the Sun
The Winds of Change - CalmNQuiet
One of a Kind and Six Words - UniqueSKD
Solaria - TrampingPony
Appletheosis and In the Service of the Goddess - Blue Print
Millennium Wake - Part 1 by Chaotic Dreams, and Part 2 by notMurphy
Pinkie Pie is Dead - The Maverick

48. What is your favorite quote?

"Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall." - Proverbs 16:18, NIV.

49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them?

A person? Never. I killed a snail by dissection with my bare hands in a raspberry field once.

50. Did you answer these questions honestly?

Yep.

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