Apr
10th
2014
Kaidan's Change.Org Petition: BronyWriter Should Change His Name to NonBronyWriter Because he Only Writes About Non-bronies. · 7:19pm Apr 10th, 2014
I need 99 more signatures until the magic spell that is change.org causes BronyWriter to change his name.
So I was thinking on skype, with my friends, because I'm an intellectual.... Why is his name BronyWriter? He doesn't write about Bronies, his stories have all been about a Non-Brony! TD isn't a brony, therefore, his name should be NonBronyWriter.
Clearly, I've proven my point beyond all reasonable doubt at this point, so I'll toss some latin in so that I sound smarter than I am.
Quot Era Demonstratum.
This...
This is crazy enough to work...
...
Your logic is impeccable as always, Kaidan, m'boy!
~Dash The Stampede
People on Skype never lie!
Can't really argue with that logic.
1997671
If this petition works, I'm going after "Avatars I don't approve of" next.
1997674
You should have said "The people on skype never tell the truth." If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true. And If this is true, then it is a lie. And if it is a lie, then it is true.
1997680 Na, people just don't try.
1997682 Muh brains!
I'd like to see how this turns out.
He might just refuse to change it anyway.
--Sollace
Ubera mea dissipat, cum jucundo.
Pfft!
Sign a petition JUST to CHANGE BronyWriters name to NonBronyWriter?
THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!
1997714
That's DEMOCRACY!
1997726
TOO MANY BIG WORDS!!
We must defeat this social injustice.
Signed.
I would love to, but I'm unwilling to give away any of my personal information. Hopefully the petition will get the number of signatures it needs without me.
Well he approves himself apparently so why not.
I'm currently too overwhelmed by the Sweetiebat's cuteness to sign the petition..
That... well, actually that makes its own kind of sense.
1997682 Paradoxes, yo!
Check em'.
1997876 Suddenly flutterbat!
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ARR Kaidan, Kaidan, Kaidan. Ye be messing up Jim lad mor royally then the time i been a asken Luna to be a manning me crows nest what with a storm front on ta horizon. YAR, Me cabin boy Scootaloo was a swabbin the poop deck for hours.
YAR look Me Harty, Yer asken... ARR No Yer demandin an internet squib to be a maken since. HAR HAR me thinks that ya might have gotten a wee bit much of that there Buxom Wench's sun in yer new port of Cally.
ARR, Nextly, Ye be an asking all nice and purdy like with but a wee bit of paper with yer crews names on it. MAN UP ye salty sea dog and be a showing them what kind of capt'n ye are. Load the broadside with your cook's lunch special and man the mizzin masts with yer scurvy dogs. Show him Ye gunna be plunderin his fimfiction account and sendin the squib to davy jone's locker at the bottom of the deepest darkest part of 4Chan lest he be a callin ye 'is capt'n.
but YAR it be a good see ye again. Hope Ye be doing well.
(i acutely do enjoy the work of Bronywriter and just think his name is meant to be ironic good luck with the petition though.Side Note: Hope ye be a jokin about Dawn X Big Mac ending.)
Why not KillerRarityNon-BronyWriter if we're going to be inclusive, here?
1997922
YAR Kaidan YE been made Fire a broadside
1997922 hmmm this petition makes no sense cus it's not that he writes about Bronies, he's just a brony and a writer. A bronywriter!
Signed because why the heck not.
Sorry, unable to sign.
...
This is the new internet problem?
Seriously? This?
Wow.
1997922
The ball's in your court, just click that name-change option and make it so.
Also, if we're being thorough...
KillerRarityLemonadeStandRunningFluttershyEuthanizingSmartyPantsPossessingCelestiaMuggingManeSixPiratingBraveLittleChickenQuestingCutieMarkCrusaderApocolypseBringingChessPlayingStrangeVoiceOnThePhone-NonBronyWriter.
1997944
Logic?
1998132
If I can't judge people based on their name, what do I judge them on? Race? Religion? Skin tone? Sexuality?
1998160 Intellectual level and level of Instinct.
1997902 What, is it Talk Like a Pirate day again? If so, what is the national language of Somalia?
1998112
"No offense, but you're an idiot!"
I love it!
seriously
i mean i'm signing it but seriously
1998160 you could call him 'Bat Writer'? he looks like a bat by the image.
most all 'Bro-Neight's are male?
Judging is for the Judge.
how about using the stories to talk for them?
oh, and how do I look, by name?
Its 1 april again?
1998228
April 1.0 2014? Nope, it's certainly not.
1998173
The
cakename is a lie.Why, if I were on a writing panel at 10:30 Saturday of Babscon next weekend with him, I'd force him to change it!
1998173 I only linked this because Kaidan and I are buddies and I think this is hilarious. This is a joke.
1998283 WHAT THE F### IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!?
1998401
I was really bored and Scootaloo was too busy to play with me, so a green pony told me to try out change.org instead.
1998521 And I thought my life couldn't get anymore crazier.
Democracy in action baby!
This was a joke?
STILL DO IT ANYWAYS FOR KICKS AND GIGGLES! LOL
1998283 for a second there i was worried, now i think your one clever bastard
1998134 logic does not apply here
I wish my Skype friends would read fanfics