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Biker_Dash


The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

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Apr
7th
2014

FiMfiction Truth Test (borrowed from another member) · 1:48am Apr 7th, 2014

Someone I follow here on FiMfic posted this 50 question challenge.
I have decided I would do so as well, and I have even answered the questions.
The rules are simple, as per the guy's blogpost.

Quote=Captain Unstoppable:
Thought I would try starting a challenge of some kind to see how many people will try the same thing. Not really expecting a lot, but I think it would be kind of cool to see some people try this. Anyway, it’s a 50 question truth test about yourself. Answer the 50 questions below as honestly as possible. If you don’t like the question, or don’t have a answer make up a question, and then propose it to the person you got the questions from. I will answer the questions myself for the first round. If you do this as well, leave a link on the blog you found the questions from from, challenges others to do the same, and never delete it.

Well, anyways, here are my answers.

1. What is your first name: Justin

2. How old are you: 40

3. What country are you from: MURICA! (FUCK YEAH!)

4. What do you really look like, pictures are acceptable:

5. What do you wish you looked like:

6. How did you come across My Little Pony: A friend (fellow Portcon staffer) started sharing pony stuff on FB. I liked what I saw, and I looked it up. Found it interesting enough that I watched the first episode... the 2nd episode... eight hours later, I passed out with an episode playing on my laptop. I was hooked!

7. What is your favorite ship in My Little Pony and why: I would have to say MacDash. Just something about that pairing that feels right to me.

8. What is your least favorite ship and why: I ship done poorly.

9. Have you admitted to anyone outside of Fimfiction that you love MLP: Many times. I have no reason to hide who I am.

10. Were they a family member: Family of my personal choosing... yes. Biological family... no. Mainly because I do NOT talk to my biological family EVER. One of my nephews probably knows I watch the show, and possibly my oldest brother, assuming they pay any attention to what I post on FB. (Not that I give a fuck what they see anyways. I only care about the Family I consider family in my heart.)

11. Favorite MLP Episode: HOW THE FUCK am I supposed to choose a favorite? There are too many episodes I love! :heart:

12. Who is your favorite superhero: Wolverine

13. Who is your favorite anti-hero: Probably the Punisher, though Daredevil is damn close, if you consider him an anti-hero.

14. Favorite supervillain: Most likely The Joker, as played by Heath Ledger.

15. Favorite anti-villain? What the fuck is an anti-villian? :rainbowhuh:

16. What was the last book you read: The DaVinci Code

17. Last movie you watched: 300: Rise of an Empire

18. What is your favorite song at the moment: WAY too many favorite songs to choose from. (this is where we need a DJ-PON3 emote)

19. What song do you always come back to: Whatever I feel like listening to.

20. What is your current job: Job... Who needs a job when you have a sizable pension from the military.

21. If this is not your final job what job do you want in the future: I DO want to open my own custom cue stick business. That and occasionally write articles for motorcycle magazines.

22. What is your dream job: DID I FUCKING STUTTER? See the answer above!

23. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest achievement: I served honorably in the United States Marine Corps.

24. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest failure: Saying "I do" on separate two occasions. Both times, it was with the totally wrong woman.

25. Do you have any pets: I have four cats.

26. What is your dream pet: No dream pet. I am very happy with my loving kittehs. :twilightsmile:

27. Do you own any weapons: I have enough swords and knives stashed around the house I could arm a 12th century army lol :twilightblush:

28. Is there a gun you really want: Too many good ones out there to choose from, but, I WOULD like to build myself a target rifle for the goal of producing a center-to-center five shot group at a thousand meters, measuring under two inches. (The current record, last I knew, was just a cunthair under four inches.)

29. What Religion are you: I do not follow any organized religion. Religion is mankind's interpretation of God's word, and when mankind interpretates, mankind fucks it up. I DO believe in God but I just choose to follow him through my own heart, and not what some preacher tells me.

30. If you could hang out with one person in all of history who would it be: Why would I want to hang out with someone from the past? There are plenty of people in this world living today that I would hang with. I call them friends.

31. If you could bring back one person from the dead for one day who would it be: I would not. Let the dead rest in peace.

32. Are you political: I am a strict Libertarian. To me, the Constitution of the United States is THE LAW, and it MUST be adhered to, TO THE LETTER!

33. Are you married: I used to be...

34. Do you have a special somepony: I wish I did...

35. Have a crush on anyone: I prefer the term, infactuation, but, yes, I do.

36. Care to explain: No. Cause reasons...

37. Do you consider yourself attractive: Not really, in spite of what many have told me.

38. If you could spend one day with someone still alive who would it be: Who the hell knows... probably one of those mentioned in my answer to #30.

39. Who is your favorite pony: Twilight
40. Any embarrassing secrets you would like to share: No.

41. If you have done any stories/art what is your favorite piece(s): Look at the fics I have written... I don't choose favorites among them, so YOU pick one.

42. Are you a virgin: No

43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have no regrets about: Probably the night I was doin 150mph through the middle of the Sam Joaquin Valley when I was stationed in California.

44. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have regrets about: I don't know about crazy... but the stupidest thing I've done was getting married.

45. Do you have a fetish of any kind: Not really, no.

46. Do you regret saying this fetish: I have no regrets not having a fetish.

47. What are some of your favorite FIM stories: Yeah... I'll name a few.
Blue Angel
The Secret Life of Rarity
Five Score Divided by Four
The Life and Times of a Winning Pony
M0re Than Gam3rs
Repercussions
Tangled Roots (and it's two sequels)
Seeing The Pattern
Rites of Ascension

48. Favorite Quote: If the cop didn't see it, I didn't do it!

49. Did you ever hurt someone’s feelings just to hurt them: Yes, I have, unfortunately.

50. Did you answer these questions honestly: Yes.

Here is the question list for ya to copypasta

1. What is your first name:
2. How old are you:
3. What country are you from:
4. What do you really look like, pictures are acceptable:
5. What do you wish you looked like:
6. How did you come across My Little Pony:
7. What is your favorite ship in My Little Pony and why:
8. What is your least favorite ship and why:
9. Have you admitted to anyone outside of Fimfiction that you love MLP:
10. Were they a family member:
11. Favorite MLP Episode:
12. Who is your favorite superhero:
13. Who is your favorite anti-hero:
14. Favorite supervillain:
15. Favorite anti-villain?
16. What was the last book you read:
17. Last movie you watched:
18. What is your favorite song at the moment:
19. What song do you always come back to:
20. What is your current job:
21. If this is not your final job what job do you want in the future:
22. What is your dream job:
23. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest achievement:
24. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest failure:
25. Do you have any pets:
26. What is your dream pet:
27. Do you own any weapons:
28. Is there a gun you really want:
29. What Religion are you:
30. If you could hang out with one person in all of history who would it be:
31. If you could bring back one person from the dead for one day who would it be:
32. Are you political:
33. Are you married:
34. Do you have a special sonepony:
35. Have a crush on anyone:
36. Care to explain:
37. Do you consider yourself attractive:
38. If you could spend one day with someone still alive who would it be:
39. Who is your favorite pony:
40. Any embarrassing secrets you would like to share:
41. If you have done any stories/art what is your favorite piece(s):
42. Are you a virgin:
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have no regrets about:
44. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have regrets about:
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind:
46. Do you regret saying this fetish:
47. What are some of your favorite FIM stories:
48. Favorite Quote:
49. Did you ever hurt someone’s feelings just to hurt them:
50. Did you answer these questions honestly:

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Comments ( 25 )

Yay! Now I can read this! :yay:

I've been seeing this game going around with a few people now. I might have to do it sometime.

Having a custom cue stick shop would be awesome! :rainbowdetermined2: I'm jelly of your bike too.

I wanna pet your kittehs! :scootangel:

And you flatter me so. :twilightsheepish:

1987115 Your stories are among the cream of the crop here...
(I assume that is what you referred to) :twilightblush:

1987124

Yes that's what I meant. Naww, stahp. :twilightsheepish:

*hugs Biker* :twilightsmile:

1987126 *hugs the Babs*

I may do this, it looks interesting.

Sure, I'll do it.

Maybe I'll do this as well tomorrow.. anything to get my mind on something else for a while.

1987291 Do it! It will be fun! :pinkiehappy:

1987361 Yeah.. but now I'll be off to my sister's to watch Game of Thrones

1987392 Tell her that she should do a Chrysalis pic!

That would be SO AWESOME!!! :rainbowwild:

Oh wow a ton of people are actually doing this! Amazing! Also thank you for serving and awesome motorcycle! Might like Macintosh Apple: The Ghost Rider. Using a Night Rod in that.

Thanks for doing the challenge!

1989599 Already did, but it's pretty boring compared to this :facehoof:

1989596 the HD Night Rod? I'm partial to the Street Rod, with it's midmount controls

1989997 Yes. I will admit I do not know much about motorcycles, I just loved the look of it, and the idea when Ghost Rider gets on it, it becomes a weapon of destruction! :pinkiecrazy:

*boops your nose randomly*

"...copypasta..."

You're a god damn genius. xD I'm gonna go ahead and do this as my first post back in five days. Got any shitty stories that an author might want help with? :3

1993428 No shitty stories... only good ones. :twilightsheepish:

I do not follow any organized religion. Religion is mankind's interpretation of God's word, and when mankind interpretates, mankind fucks it up. I DO believe in God but I just choose to follow him through my own heart, and not what some preacher tells me.

I can't even begin to tell you how much I agree with this statement.

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