A Tidbit About Me

I love Science and Ponies!  But I'm a Business Major...


Me too!  Huzzah!

Find me on Skype: vance.cole1

Founder of BRONIES WITH BLADES, a group dedicated to the study, collection, and usage of blades, swords, and knives, both human and pony.


  • T The New Life of a Winning Pony

    Cloud Kicker's life has been going just about perfectly. She's got a good job, two beautiful girlfriends, and she's never been on better terms with her friends. Little does she know things are about to get complicated again.  · Chengar Qordath
    23,496 words · 2,911 views  ·  424  ·  66
  • E Dr. Rainbow Dash, MD, PhD, etc.

    Rainbow Dash has an unusual way of learning, and Twilight’s determined to take advantage of it. Before she knows it, Rainbow’s life unravels before her eyes as she becomes the smartest pony alive.  · FrontSevens
    4,592 words · 12,779 views  ·  1,231  ·  71
  • E Unlimited Breadsticks*

    Discord takes offense to a restaurant's claim of serving "unlimited" breadsticks.  · Chinchillax
    1,071 words · 8,855 views  ·  355  ·  7
  • E Twilight Sparkle Vs. Exercise

    Twilight wants to get in shape, but needs a push in the right direction.  · JapaneseTeeth
    1,678 words · 7,002 views  ·  974  ·  17
  • E Apple Bloom and the Forbidden Fruit

    Apple Bloom samples the fruit that dares not be named  · kudzuhaiku
    1,277 words · 2,902 views  ·  342  ·  27
  • T It's Like Celestia Pissing in Your Mouth

    Rainbow Dash develops an acquired taste. At least, that's what everyone thinks.  · eLLen
    4,229 words · 6,662 views  ·  716  ·  65
  • T An Extended Holiday

    Adventure, Mayhem, Magic of unknown origins, and talking colorful Ponies. All being unrelated events have brought three friends together into the wildest holiday that anyone could imagine.  · American_Brony
    887,703 words · 2,819 views  ·  135  ·  12
  • T You Turn Me On

    While in the Ponyville Hospital for the fourteenth time, Rainbow Dash gets an interesting message from a certain lascivious lamp.  · Vengeful Spirit
    1,773 words · 3,113 views  ·  363  ·  37 · sex
  • T Dial 9-1-1

    The Pony Police Department turns out to be the most useless organization in Ponyville. But at least they have shiny badges and get a discount on donuts. Everything works out in the end... most of the time... not really.  · RainbowBob
    2,689 words · 895 views  ·  158  ·  7
  • T A Final Farewell on a Moonlit Evening

    Rarity wakes one night to find that her mane has detached itself from her head and packed its bags. It tells her that it is leaving to pursue new ambitions, alone, without her. But before it goes, they make love together one last time.  · HoofBitingActionOverload
    2,662 words · 396 views  ·  55  ·  2


If you enjoy the collection, discussion, writing about, or crafting of blades, knives, swords and all other such pointy things, check out this group! :rainbowdetermined2:


Please use common sense and exercise responsibility and respect in your posts.  Thanks! :pinkiehappy:


Well, I finally did it.  I finally got  my pay raised high enough that my company can't afford to work me 50+ hours a week!

(it's really more to do with synching up mine and my mechanic's own schedule, but I like to think it's also this) :rainbowwild:

What does this mean in the grand scheme of things?


It means I'll FINALLY have a set schedule to work off of, which means I can FINALLY get back into a serious writing groove! :pinkiehappy:

Here's my weekly schedule for the foreseeable future:

SUNDAY: 11 AM to 5 PM (off alternating weekends)

MONDAY: 8 AM to 5 PM

TUESDAY: OFF (if worked on Sunday) or 8 AM to 2 PM if not worked on Sunday



FRIDAY: 8 AM to 5 PM


That gives me a total of 43 hours MAXIMUM for a week and plenty of extra time to write (and get back on Skype for those who have wondered where the heck I've gone to lately).

Now then, some status updates:

Next chapter of Blue Angel: roughly 3k words so far, and it's looking like another uber chapter (30k words plus this time!) :rainbowderp:

The uber blog: :twilightsheepish:

Wingblades and Pegasus Combat Culture: 6,961 words (this sucker is turning into a real doozy!)

CMC Delta Airlines: 2k words (still :twilightsheepish:)

So I haven't been totally dead, just really busy (I also got into a little credit card debt that I'm trying to pay off as well as saving up for a house) :rainbowdetermined2:

ALSO...I'll be uploading pictures and descriptions of all my knives to the Blades group, as I'm looking to start selling about 90% of my collection within the coming year.  That also includes my swords and equipment I don't get much use out of anymore, and I feel could go to a good home. :twilightsmile:

SO, expect writing/Skyping to take place after work and on my off days from here on out!

I also won an Xbox One in a raffle at work (yeah, crazy right?!) and I've since discovered an excellent/insane game called "Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor," that has more than slaked my thirst for a good LOTR game that could hold up to the old EA games from years ago.  This game is downright nuts!

I mean, the level of detail that they go into with the Nemesis system is unlike anything I've ever seen before, and it leads to some frustrating, as well as highly entertaining, rivalries between the player and the NPC Uruks.  Check it:

I highly recommend it!

In other news...saw Jurassic World in IMAX 3D last week, and...

NAH, who am I kidding, it was AWESOME!!!

It was totally a dinosaur fanboy's wet dream!

Screw science and character study, if you went to this movie looking for that, you're in the wrong frickin movie, man! :ajbemused:

Ahem, pardon me :twilightoops:

Let's see, what else happened this weekend...oh yeah, the Game of Thrones season 5 finale happened.


That's all I have to say about that!

Hrm...I seem to be forgetting something, though...what the hell is it...damn, I'm getting old and forgetful.

Volare: Dammit dude, really?  Here, lemme help you!

Heehee, I LOVED the crap outta the 100th episode.  I especially love that some Blue Angel canon was further reinforced by it:

Dat split down da middle duplex

Volare: Stop shamelessly plugging your stories in every blog, dude!

Me: Ahem, ok *rolls eyes at tagged story*

So...here we are again, and here I go again.

Stay Pony, My Friends, and I'll see ya soon!

PS: I'll reiterate that I'm also attending Fiesta Equestria this year down in Houston.  Anyone else going? :pinkiehappy:

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Some Horsewords I've Tossed Together

  • Blue Angel A Blue Angels pilot is saved from a fiery crash by a most unexpected savior by V-Pony 793,277 words · 17,894 views · 1,667 likes · 123 dislikes
  • The Cutie Mark Crusaders Fly Delta Airlines The CMC are stuck on a 12-hour, cross-Pacific flight. What could possibly go wrong...or rather, what WON'T go wrong? by V-Pony 5,555 words · 960 views · 74 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Flutterphobia Fluttershy accidentally ingests Poison Joke...Flutterguy returns...and mayhem ensues! by V-Pony 2,600 words · 1,638 views · 82 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Simply Happy Ever longed for the simple life again? There's more than one way to find it... by V-Pony 10,722 words · 835 views · 17 likes · 1 dislikes


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#299 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·

Thanks for the follow!  :twilightsmile:

#298 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·

Saw you were going to add more pony words, got excited. Congrats on the xbox and this gentlemon cannot wait for the pony words to come out,

#297 · 9w, 5d ago · · ·

You´re a fan of dinos,cool im working on a story involving Dinos....Jurassic world was epic!!

#296 · 13w, 6d ago · · ·

Sooo...some more epic Blue Angel awesomeness underway?

That's rad!

And add moar physics and egghead stuff, please.

i so like it  :twilightsmile:

Keep it up, man!


#295 · 14w, 2d ago · · ·

Thank you very much for the Favorite of An Extended Holiday

I hope you enjoy the read, or continue to enjoy the read.

#294 · 16w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1797552 Eh-heh, tell me something I don't know :twilightsheepish:

Volare: WTF man, I'm growing stale here!  Update me already! :twilightangry2:

And what, an empty box? :rainbowhuh:

#293 · 16w, 3d ago · · ·

It's been almost a full year since you last published a chapter of Blue Angel bro. You need to keep writing dat story cuz it's the beez kneez.

You also have an empty box below your comment section.

#292 · 18w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1770242 I have a very large truck at my disposal. I can now hunt you down and feast upon your soul. Don't tempt me. Mwahahahaaa!

#291 · 18w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1770242 I have a very large truck at my disposal. I can now hunt you down and feast upon your soul. Don't tempt me. Mwahahahaaa!

#290 · 18w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1770241 I'm a huge fan of Pavarotti, and have most of his works. So, when I was browsing my collection (I hadn't listened to him for a while) and came across that, I had to share. Maybe you can find a place for it in Blue Angel... you know, that story of yours we're all still waiting to update :twilightangry2:

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