A Tidbit About Me

I love Science and Ponies!  But I'm a Business Major...


Me too!  Huzzah!

Find me on Skype: vance.cole1

Founder of BRONIES WITH BLADES, a group dedicated to the study, collection, and usage of blades, swords, and knives, both human and pony.


  • T It's Like Celestia Pissing in Your Mouth

    Rainbow Dash develops an acquired taste. At least, that's what everyone thinks.  · eLLen
    1,938 words · 4,798 views  ·  587  ·  49
  • T An Extended Holiday

    Adventure, Mayhem, Magic of unknown origins, and talking colorful Ponies. All being unrelated events have brought three friends together into the wildest holiday that anyone could imagine.  · American_Brony
    716,383 words · 1,962 views  ·  109  ·  9
  • T You Turn Me On

    While in the Ponyville Hospital for the fourteenth time, Rainbow Dash gets an interesting message from a certain lascivious lamp.  · Vengeful Spirit
    1,773 words · 2,916 views  ·  342  ·  37 · sex
  • T Dial 9-1-1

    The Pony Police Department turns out to be the most useless organization in Ponyville. But at least they have shiny badges and get a discount on donuts. Everything works out in the end... most of the time... not really.  · RainbowBob
    2,689 words · 698 views  ·  145  ·  5
  • T A Final Farewell on a Moonlit Evening

    Rarity wakes one night to find that her mane has detached itself from her head and packed its bags. It tells her that it is leaving to pursue new ambitions, alone, without her. But before it goes, they make love together one last time.  · HoofBitingActionOverload
    2,662 words · 242 views  ·  39  ·  2
  • T Accidents Happen

    Twilight muses on the nature of accidents.  · Majin Syeekoh
    1,109 words · 7,528 views  ·  1,088  ·  37
  • T War is Boring

    Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust are fighter pilots. One's a brash, heavily caffeinated hothead that plays by her own rules. So's the other one. They're bored.  · totallynotabrony
    10,173 words · 176 views  ·  33  ·  2
  • T MLP: FML

    An insane parody of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.  · Maniac92
    120,854 words · 6,349 views  ·  562  ·  34 · sex
  • E Meatheads

    Rainbow's got a problem. A large, jacked, gym obsessed problem.  · mr maximus
    3,789 words · 6,511 views  ·  894  ·  19
  • T The Jokes On Us

    Three weeks... Three weeks since everything went to hell. Ponies turned on each other without thinking and before everyone knew it Canterlot was in ruins...  · Twisted Visions
    24,037 words · 419 views  ·  41  ·  18 · gore


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Working 12 straight days can seriously wear ya out, man!

I mean, everything, from my room, to the front lawn, to the garage, is a total wreck from lack of upkeep.

Oh yeah, and the writing as well.  We can't forget that

So, where to begin, hm?

Where have I been?  Working my butt off!

Where have I been working?  Not at the new job I was hoping, due to their total lack of healthcare coverage, and me being 26 and no longer under my folks' umbrella, that's pretty big.  So I took a minor step back, but a step or two forward, if that makes any sense, as the higher ups heard that I stayed loyal rather than jump ship like half the staff, and I got a nice little promotion.

Unfortunately, that's coincided with the spring season ramping up, and with a new staff due to the subterfuge of the previous manager (seriously, he hacked out system and cleared out our inventories to f:yay:k with us :twilightangry2: ), things have been pretty crazy to say the least.

And that's before my GF and here family headed to Europe yesterday for 10 days, with me helping with the packing, planning, and pet-sitting.

I'm pooped!

No, not like that! :twilightsheepish:

And on TOP of that, we're about to have a massive spring cleaning in both houses' garages (at least I'm getting help on this-hell, we're calling in relatives from halfway across the state for this epic undertaking!)

I'm also heading to Fiesta Equestria in Houston next month, so yay for that too!

Gonna be traveling with PinelopeCushion and Quillin Words among others (though the others don't have accounts here, I don't think...)

Volare: Yeah, but what about the writing?

RD: And the wingblade stuff?

Scootaloo: And all that jazz?

...I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed here folks :ajsleepy:

BUT, there is hope on the horizon!

I only work 32 hours next week and I have the whole weekend off (albeit I'll be out of town the entire weekend, but it's going to be a welcome break from the daily grind, so my batteries should be recharged after this).

The good other good news is that these extra hours have really helped me pay off some bills and save up the money for a down payment on a house.  So more

So um...yeah.  How bout dem Cowboys?


Also, S5 has been a blast so far!  (Tanks For the Memories has officially unseated Rainbow Falls and Testing, Testing 123 as my fave RD episode, and Make New Friends But Keep Discord is probably the funniest episode I've EVER seen!)

Anyways, back to what you all REALLY wanna hear about-the writing!

Well...I've been puttering along on the next chapter for quite some time and to be totally honest, I'm being too much of a perfectionist on this thing.  There are events that take place in the next chapter that set the tone for the rest of the story (events I've known have needed to happen since late 2012 for crying out loud)...and I've been kinda afraid of buggering them up.  :twilightsheepish:

But I think I've got it figured out now.  I'm going to charge forward through this thing, stop being distracted by all the other crap in my life (I'm looking at you, personal car and Youtube!), and get this done!

Thanks for the continuing support of my broken-recordness.  I promise it'll be worth the wait!

V-Pony · 233 views · Report · Story: Blue Angel

Some Horsewords I've Tossed Together

  • Blue Angel A Blue Angels pilot is saved from a fiery crash by a most unexpected savior by V-Pony 793,277 words · 16,934 views · 1,616 likes · 115 dislikes
  • The Cutie Mark Crusaders Fly Delta Airlines The CMC are stuck on a 12-hour, cross-Pacific flight. What could possibly go wrong...or rather, what WON'T go wrong? by V-Pony 5,555 words · 919 views · 73 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Flutterphobia Fluttershy accidentally ingests Poison Joke...Flutterguy returns...and mayhem ensues! by V-Pony 2,600 words · 1,565 views · 82 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Simply Happy Ever longed for the simple life again? There's more than one way to find it... by V-Pony 10,722 words · 762 views · 17 likes · 1 dislikes


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#296 · 2d, 5h ago · · ·

Sooo...some more epic Blue Angel awesomeness underway?

That's rad!

And add moar physics and egghead stuff, please.

i so like it  :twilightsmile:

Keep it up, man!


#295 · 5d, 20h ago · · ·

Thank you very much for the Favorite of An Extended Holiday

I hope you enjoy the read, or continue to enjoy the read.

#294 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1797552 Eh-heh, tell me something I don't know :twilightsheepish:

Volare: WTF man, I'm growing stale here!  Update me already! :twilightangry2:

And what, an empty box? :rainbowhuh:

#293 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·

It's been almost a full year since you last published a chapter of Blue Angel bro. You need to keep writing dat story cuz it's the beez kneez.

You also have an empty box below your comment section.

#292 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1770242 I have a very large truck at my disposal. I can now hunt you down and feast upon your soul. Don't tempt me. Mwahahahaaa!

#291 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1770242 I have a very large truck at my disposal. I can now hunt you down and feast upon your soul. Don't tempt me. Mwahahahaaa!

#290 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1770241 I'm a huge fan of Pavarotti, and have most of his works. So, when I was browsing my collection (I hadn't listened to him for a while) and came across that, I had to share. Maybe you can find a place for it in Blue Angel... you know, that story of yours we're all still waiting to update :twilightangry2:

#289 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1714638 LOL wut :rainbowlaugh:

Life's just been stressful lately-I'll try to explain to everyone soon :twilightsheepish:

#288 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1764828 OMG, I love that :twilightsmile:

#287 · 5w, 6d ago · · ·

I came across this, and immediately thought of you.

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