Reasons why I'm so f***ing slow with updates.

I'm fucking slow with updates. No big surprise. Damn stories got me tighter than knots. Not really a lot of free time with school and all, and I also get distracted easily, blah blah blah, more excuses that tell me I'm a lazy ass. Truth is, I procrastinate a lot. I play video-games on my free time, only write down my stories when I'm properly motivated, which never happens that often. I spend 15 minutes working on my stories each day, if not a week. I'm almost done with the next chapter, which also includes a musical montage because shut up.

So yeah.

And I just realized that today is April Fools day, and I haven't made a joke yet. Uh... em.... hm....

I have butt cancer and I'm going to die in a few weeks.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!