RariDash or GTFO · 4:02am Apr 1st, 2014
Edit: This post was written on April 1st, and posted while I was pretending to be Jake R. The opinions expressed in it may or may not be ones I share, and the language is definitely not language I would have used.
I have a new policy: RariDash or GTFO.
Not enough of you people ship RariDash. So to fix that, anyone who wants to stay friends with me needs to hit those keyboards and write some RariDash.
Hey, there’s even a contest you can enter! You have a month left (May 5th to be exact), which happens to be your deadline for getting RariDash written if you still want me to acknowledge you exist.
Seriously, if I don’t get some RariDash, I will not be sending you a Kwanzaa card.
If you don’t write, you’d better be in the RariDash group. And reading my fic. And telling other people to get on board the ship. Get your ass out there and work it, twerk it, and jerk it!
...Okay, just that first one. I don’t need y’alls ass and spunk on my nice, clean RariDash.
G'ing the FO, then.
Thanks, Obama.
This is a holiday observance, right?
I had Rarity and Dash engaging in sexual activity together. That's good enough, right?
Edit; Goddammit BP!
>There are people viewing this site right now that don't OTP RariJack
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Gay!
1971299
Go be a bitch, bitch.
1971309
You're cool. Good Ponies has you covered... for now.
1971378
No u.
You heard 'em! Get to work on those RariDash's!
*shuffles away*
Something feels off.
Can't quite put my hoof on it...
...
Ain't those bookplayer's stories on the side there?
...
And then I realized it was April 1
Already on it!
I'm on Appledash, Twidash, and sometime in the future, Appledashlight.
Ugh, RariDash. Fucking shitty pairing. I mean, I get that it's April Fool's Day, but... come on, this is just going too fucking far. RariDash... what a fucking joke.
What no FlashLight? or RariBlood?, What about SweetieRover?
1971657 You see, we agree on many things. Can we stop agreeing on things?
1971309 You get half credit. Maybe if you do all four of them together you'll get something magical.
1971326 I'm almost done with chapter one of my Rare/Dash clop to end all Rare/Dash clop. I seriously had to step away from it it was so arousing to me mentally.
Breaking Rainbow
I'm not sure they'd survive another rematch. Or that either would let Applejack and Derpy get together again
Oh goddamnit not you two too. I'm ashamed to admit it took me a moment to figure it out.
Worst part was that it was the follower count that tipped me off. I didn't even glance at the stories.
...yeah, gonna go hide in the lithics lab all day today.