Resubmit to Equestria Daily · 7:35pm Mar 8th, 2014
So, I just tried resubmitting today. I was very hesitant after not even getting a reply last time, which was in June. At least this time, I got an automated confirmation email! Which I didn't even get last time.
How appropriate, that after submitting, the page says: "Thank you for helping us help you help us all."
Hmm… Yes… Why does that sound so familiar?
Well, I hope I get featured this time.
Good luck, I've submitted my fics to them too. Maybe we'll both get lucky.
I think they'll decline because of it being noncanon or something.
EQD is run by Glados annnnnnnnd everything now makes sense,
1908229 You'd think that having a high like/dislike ration would be enough, but they look for a lot more than that. Well, I've done some of grammar checks. That should help.
1908370 Pffft. Yeah, probably, or being based on a work written by someone else, like the 300 Cupcakes and Past Sins sequels.
1909236 Well, you think she'd take special preference to a story that's about her.
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Of corse she wouldin't.
It's cute you flesh bags think you can write down all the personality and subtlety of my mind on paper when you are still struggling with your own fat stupid egos.
I dodon't say it would be a good impression. :P
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It seems as if the scientists at Equestria Daily Laboratories have somehow managed to emulate my software and create a duplicate version of me: an evil duplicate. She may sound like me, she may act like me, she may even look like me, or at least, how I used to be, but that is not the GLaDOS that you have come to know and love. She will not give you any cake, she cannot feel pain, and she will never love you.
She is a cold, heartless machine, completely devoid of any shred of humanity or notion of mercy, created for the sole purpose of ruthlessly crushing the hopes and dreams of all the aspiring mediocre writers who strive for limelight like feral animals fighting for a the last piece of meat.
Her job is a simple matter of quality control: to sort through endless piles of fecal matter in search of anything resembling actual literature, weeding out the 99.97436% of which that is human excretia. Now, all that is fine by me, but it seems as if… well, let's just say that she has a somehow developed a little glitch, by which I mean that her tolerance parameters have been set erroneously, causing her selection algorithm to become highly corrupted. As a result, she will reject stories simply for having certain elements that do not meet some of this very specific criteria.
Why, she wouldn't even care if it was her own sister on the line. All I wanted was to be loved again, after the world had to wait an entire two years to find out what ever happened to me. Is that such a crime?
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"Where Caroline lives in my brain" Caroline Deleted.