Fic Challenge · 10:26pm Feb 12th, 2014
Well, this happened. Rules were no backspace, and we had until 9pm to write (I started at 8:20). I present my masterpiece.
The greated fic of shipping ness ever BEACUASE AWSOME OCS THAT I MADE #DONUSSTEALPLZ
Dartkfire Raven walked- no, STRODE down the streets of Ponyville as passerbys fainted in bliss as they stared uypon his visage. His coat was red with black lighting shaped stripes and wings were pitch blach and devoid of lighht, just like a ravens. upon his head sat 2 demon horns and a razor sharp unicorn horn that was purpetually in fire.
Checking to see that nopony was looking at him (or they were all faintess from awsomeness overload, whatever), his blood-erd yes shifted their focus towards the alleywaty wheere his secret lover would be weightinh,. He may have been married to all of ponyville, but that didnt mean he couldn’t play fabourtes.
Lord Knife egde jumped from rooftip to rooftop making shure to never make a sound. his special ops training allowed him to make his hoofsteps go below 0 decibels in soun.he was black and red with red serated striped giong dowbn his legs. He had 2 broken unicorn hornns and got them broken in Vientnam. His cutie make was a serated, gleaming blade. Contrary to populat beilied, he did not get his cutie make from his talent with blades, no, far from it. He got it from being edgy. so tghat he was 3edgy. that's like 3 times the edgey.
He silently dropped dwn into the same alley as darkfire, he dark red eyes gleaming (DARK RED IS DIFFERENT TO BLOOD RED OK?).
they saw eachother and hesitated brefly before coming togeth for a hug. not a girl hug ming, you, a manly hug witb the force of 17341 gigaton nuclear attimatter bombs.the immidiatedly transferred the enegy of the hug to the other side of the world which was the griffin Kingdom. And nothuing of value was lost.
After that brief moment of MANYL recognition, they began to catch up on life. They talked about their parents and stuff. knifeedge's dad was Sombra but Sombra has forgotten and his mum was nightmare moon. his mother had diswned him acter being turned to luna because he was "to perfect and soon someone wood steal her waifu" so after that he he cried himself to sleep every kningt and wispered sad poetry under his breath.All the powems cwere word renwoed masterpieced and would be talked about for mellentia.
We have to talk.I'm reda and black, but you're black and red. We're just too different." Oh know not this talk again thought Lord Knifedge
'but oppisties atract' Darkfire couldn't argue with that perfect, flawles login.
"We cannot bo on like this, either we brake up and never se eacholther again ot we maary
'but were both the 7th element of harmony, if we marry then well be the 14th elemnt!
"that makes no sense'
"shut up."
"no u"
With that gracefiul exchange of words they oth sunnedly realised that they wanted to spend their whole eternal immortal lidfe with eachother. after a few awkwat moments, they leaned in for a kiss. And they lived happily eveer after and hasd kids even though they were both male and the kids were even redded and blacked than them and they married Celestia and luna and lived even happier everer afterer.
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