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Twinkletail


I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

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Princess Stupid Jerk McButt is a big dumb princess who has social events with only a very small group of ponies and refuses to invite her new friend to them even though her new friend is very nice and apologized for the time she enslaved the town. No one likes her because of this, except her other dumb friends, and her one not-as-dumb friend.

I've been told to thank Too Manestream for the cover picture. Whatever that means.

Chapters (8)
Comments ( 237 )

Beautiful
It's amazing how in character this was

WOOOOO FIRST POST! But anyways, this was good. Most stories like this are with Discord, and even though Discord is still best character in modern literature, it's nice to see a change of pace.

4170000 :EDIT I hate you.

I have a really awkward stoner right now. He's eating all my nachos.

Good story. :moustache:

Comment posted by Applejack_8 deleted Apr 5th, 2014

Well, interesting.
You got my like.
And a mustache.:moustache:
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And a Trixie.:trixieshiftleft:

4170006 The satisfaction of stopping 'first' commenters like you is very uplifting

45 minutes? You wrote this is 45 minutes?

Damn. Nice work. This made me laugh a bunch. :rainbowlaugh:

4170214

Permission to use it for the cover pic?

:twilightoops: 45 mins? With that title? Hats off to you, man.

Oh god this is so cute and funny! FAVE'D.

Majin Syeekoh
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This story is Great and Powerfully (neé Apologetically) awesome!

BEST STORY EVER!

Trixie is a most excellent author.
She should really start a whole series of books.

If you know what I mean...wink wink, hint hint.
(WRITE MORE STORIES BY TRIXIE!!)
:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:
:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

you have a great mind.....can I lick it? you know for scientific none-zombie-at-all purpose...

It´s official: Trixie is the Daffy Duck of MLP.

:yay: No words. I liked this very much. Very much more than I thought I would as well.

This could be a good preamble to a Twixie fic :trixieshiftright:

Oddly enough, I can see Trixie and Spike bonding over being left behind/ignored by Princess Stupid Jerk McButt again...

I find this to be a beautiful story with brilliant character progression, here have a mustache :moustache:

I strive to write something this hilarious. Really great story. I can't stop laughing omg

I wrote this in 45 minutes with absolutely nothing planned for it. Just decided to go wherever my mind took me.

I actually give credit to you, because an author who can write something so amazing that depicts an original depiction of an vehement, self-absorbed, easily butthurt, childish Trixie (that should have been the version on the show if the writers didn't want us to sympathize with her and find her funny at the same time, which seemed to be the intention), without any planning, in just 45 minutes, deserves a medal, but I can't provide one, so a fave and a follow will have to do.

Call it circle-jerking if you will, but I'm being completely honest when I say that you should have written the Trixie episodes. Seriously, this is funny, Trixie is still more obviously in the wrong than in her first episode, the Mane Six are more obviously mis-judged innocents than they were in the Trixie episodes, and I still like Trixie anyway even though this story made it clear she really was the bad guy all along. Plus, it's funny as all heck. You should be writing the show if you can make such a balanced masterpiece out of sheer boredom.

Lol this made me laugh :rainbowlaugh:

I wonder if Trixie knows that Fluttershy lives in a tree. In fact, considering that all of the houses are made of wood, in some weird way they are all technically living inside trees.

This story touched my heart.

Haha, funny stuff! :rainbowlaugh: And with only 45 minutes on the clock? Jeez...
I think it goes without saying that this deserves its own series.

I have no words to describe this. Simply marvelous. My hat off to you.

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Oh yeah?
*retrieves his arm and stars hitting DS with it*

Well, she's not bitter at all...:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

Simply amazing............... :trixieshiftright:

I :heart: the coverart.

And the rest of the story, too. Poor Trixie; everypony's just too stupid to realise how awesome she is.

Fluttershy apologized and said that they would definitely invite Trixie to the next party they had.

And yet, they still probably won't invite their dragon buddy, who works like a servant nearly every fckng day of his life. On that note, I agree with everything that this exceptionally observant narrator has to say about those ponies. :ajsmug:

This was hilarious! I do like how she has no issues with Fluttershy, since the sweet little thing never did her any wrong.

I would love for this to be adapted into an episode in the show.

This is a beautiful piece of writing.

Title alone has my attention. Will read later. Giving a like just because of how much the title made me laugh.

4174892 *ravage bites his leg as lazerbeak shoots the other one knocking him down* *rumble and frenzy begin pounding his face in*

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Squawktalk , Beastbox. Transform and combine. Squawkbox, attack.

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