I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.
I'm sad that my actual name probably wouldn't be accepted. Anyways, I'm a greentext writer from /mlp/ in general, here's my pastebin http://pastebin.com/u/RIPSHITCITY
Are you sleeping, are you sleeping, little bronies? We never sleep, we never sleep... So watch your back! *cackles maniacally and jumps out of window* I'M NOT PAYING FOR THAT!!
Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.
I'm a gamer above anything else but I do enjoy reading and writing quite a bit. I'm just a writer for fun.
I am a copy of an idea in a story told by another. I am a puppet moved by cruel strings. I was told to be here.
Why talk about a real life? This is the interent - I'm here because I choose to live many.
Wait, what? I only have this one line to sound intelligent!?
coffee. desk. beat on repeat. and then i bang my head against the keyboard a lot, like don music from the muppets.
I play TF2. I play League of Legends. Sometimes when I'm all alone, I cover myself in vasoline and roll around on the floor, pretending I'm a slug.
Somewhere, in the vast recesses of web space, a silly man battles the forces of overused photoshop filters, 360 no scope headshots and spaghetti code...
Submarine Yeoman, Writer, and film-student. Recently resurrected for 5th or 6th time.
Avatar is of Ambar, a character from the comic Las Lindas by Challodillo.