• Member Since 14th Apr, 2013
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Einhander


Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

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  • 500 weeks
    Crossroads (Commissions?)

    Hi there.

    You may have noticed the pile of unfinished stories.

    I don't want to put any on hiatus (although, to be honest, I wouldn't hold your breath on The Cells) but I'm having major trouble continuing them to a point where I'm happy. So I (we?) have a problem.

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  • 504 weeks
    It's my Birthday, so AMA*

    32 is pretty old to be writing on a pony website, but there you have it. I used to watch that old clip of the Ramones playing 'Happy Birthday', now I watch this.

    So, if you have questions,* I will answer them. I have an office day.

    And remember, kids....

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  • 509 weeks
    And it's up!

    Cranky Doodle Donkey's Bad Asssssss Day

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  • 509 weeks
    Ever been in a race with yourself?

    The EqD Outside/Insight Contest ends at midnight.

    6k done. About 1.5k to go. Ending in sight.

    Still, have to submit by 11:59 CST.

    No pressure, right?

    Encouraging words and/or drunken taunts appreciated, pony peanut gallery.

    (Special thanks to Dash the Stampede for helping me edit as I go along.)

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  • 510 weeks
    New Sexy Collab Story Drops tomorrow

    EDIT: When I say a 'Sexy' Collab, I mean it's a Sexy combination of troublemakers talents. This is a Teen story. You can un-hide your wives and your kids.

    Get Ready.

    This guy:

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Jan
11th
2014

ROYALS Sister Sequel up! Sound of Thunder! Exclamation Points! · 8:51pm Jan 11th, 2014

Hi there, followers old and new. And ROYALS fans.

Royals was always intended to be a short story. It got a bit longer, but I didn't want THIS part of the story to go long. The date, mixed in with the flashbacks, was the tale. Given the response and how much fun it was to put together, there will be a follow up later on.

But here's the thing- it came from a prompt that Cola Bubble Gum brought to me- namely what if DT and SB, as teens, were forced to spend the night tgoether at a sleepover? Bitter enemies forced to actually have a conversation? What if DT's mom had died, and what if no one else knew about it?

From there (don't ask how) I got the idea- what if the reason for the sleepover is that Rarity and FR are dating? What if they're worried their siblings/kids don't get along? What if they try to make them get along- before telling them that they were dating... what would happen then?

What if, what if, what if....

I give you...

RUM PUNCH

I worked backwards. Cola worked forwards. Our fingerprints are all over each other's stories.

I 100% recommend this story. It's a beautiful, painful and real teenage story. RUM PUNCH, a story about young kids as a chaser to my story of older ponies. When I get around to the next ROYALS story, RUM PUNCH is what happens in the in-between. And the ending is a humdinger.

(And to those who were sad ROYALS ended so soon- I did say it was a three part story....)

(Also, the artwork on ROYALS? 2135D. Give him a holler.)

NEXT!

The collab I'm working on, THE SOUND OF THUNDER, has posted chapter two- The Applejack chapter, written by TGM. Take a gander.


My chapter, the Rarity chapter (natch), goes up next Friday.


FINALLY...

the next one shot (that will probably be like Royals, multi part), concerns this guy.

Straight up comedy, folks. Get ready.


Adorkable, Faster Sequel, Trixie, all resume after January. January is 4 one shot month for team Ein.

Away!

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