Today we celebrate the harvest.

So we hang around, 'til the leaves are brown, and the summer's gone.

Be thankful, guys. For the roof over your head, the food on your table, and the comforts of home. Go give a loved one a hug, a friend a fistbump, or a pet a treat.

I hope you all enjoy today. Eat, drink, and be merry. Laugh and grow fat. Live long and prosper.

Due to massive scheduling conflicts, I'll be spending Thanksgiving alone. I sincerely hope I'm in the minority on this.

I'm gonna go have dinner with my cat.