Birthday Games Story outline · 8:24am Nov 17th, 2013
So I'm looking around, and I see this blog post from Zytharros. His idea for making a story out of all the different pony birthday games seemed like a ton of fun, so I'm gonna do what he did and write an outline based on my results from them.
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An hour later I'm still looking through every single one of these that I can find on Google images. I never realized just how many of these things there are! I must have looked through at least a hundred of these, and I'm still finding more. Still have to sort them and make an outline, but I think it'll be worth it.
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Alright, another twenty minutes and I can't find anything new. Now to organize all of this. I'd ask you to wish me luck but seeing as how I won't post this until it's all done, I feel like that wouldn't help. I'm gonna try to incorporate as many of the results as I can.
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It took me about an hour to sort all the individual results into this semi-coherent outline. It leaves a lot of wiggle room, so when I do write this story I won't feel constricted. Or something.
stuff starting with a "-" are the original results. Everything else I added in for clarification.
-My pony's name: Bramble Twist (Sparkle Breeze)
Entrance into Equestria:
-Snowflake will visit you in your dreams
-Adventure through space and time with Derpy
-You've been transported to alternate universe 1972. Battle robo-Nixon with Carrot Top and Apple Bloom supporting you. Watch out for Ultra-Checkers.
-Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are possessed by a demon
-You and Chrysalis become lawyers
-You are now Carrot Top's lawyer in court
-Luna turns you into a pony permanently
This is where the first name up there, Bramble Twist, comes in.
Nightmare Night:
-Trick or treat with Gilda and AJ on nightmare night
-Eat cake with Gilda
-Become Gilda's best friend because she wants to kill me
-You and Aj hang out in a hot tub
-Flirt with AJ
Changeling arc:
-Rarity takes you to the Gala
-You and Fleetfoot fend off changelings
-Go to changeling kingdom with Vinyl
-Explore Equestria with Rarity
-Traveled the world with Fluer De Lis
-Learning stuff from Vinyl
Learn that Vinyl is actually the changeling queen. *gasp* Let's play video games with her!
-TF2 Lan party with Flutters, Chrysalis, and Silver Spoon
AJ arc:
-You go on holiday with Blueblood and AJ
-You and AJ eat ice cream
-After a night of drinking, you wake up in AJ's bed
Play arc:
-In a play with Bon Bon
-Become best friends with Bon Bon
-Enemies with Cadance
-Trapped in prison with Rarity
-Fight to the death with Spike
-Save the world with Bon-Bon
-Get a giant hug from Zecora
-Switch bodies with Berry Punch
Okay, I'm gonna stretch things a bit here. In the next section I go to the Sisterhooves social with Pinkie. Now I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure you gotta be a girl in order to be someone's sister. So how does that happen? I'm gonna say that some freak magical accident makes me and Berry Punch switch bodies and some unforeseen side effect swaps my gender when we switch back. The gender swapped "me" uses the second name from the top, Sparkle Breeze.
Pinkie arc:
-Bake muffins with Twilight
-Invited to Pinkie's birthday party
Bringing the muffins I made with Twi, of course
-Cadance will go to a party with me
-Lapdance from Discord
-Singing competition with Pinkie
-Go to the beach with Pinkie
-Go to the Sisterhooves social with Pinkie
because apparently I'm Pinkie's sister now
-Build a house for Pinkie
DnD with Luna, Spitfire, and Scootaloo:
-Spend a day with Luna
-Plan a DnD campaign with Luna
-Conquer Equestria with Spitfire and Nightmare Moon
-Fight Daring Do
-Luna plays as Nightmare Moon
-Set off highly-illegal fireworks with Luna
-Go sky diving with Luna
-Nightmare Moon kisses you
-Nightmare Moon dies and gives me all of her money
-You have a nonsensical argument with Scootaloo
-Drowned by Scootaloo
What a way to end a game, am I right?
Apocalypse:
-Destroy Equestria with Big Mac
-You make many clones of Fluttershy, but they all turn into Zombies
-Survive the (Zombie) apocalypse with Shining Armor, Luna, and Lyra
Here I have some relationships that could get thrown into the mix:
- Your special somepony is Silver Spoon
- Scootaloo has a giant crush on you
- Lightning Dust is your secret admirer
- Sweetie Belle is your friend
- Is worst enemies with Braeburn
And here are some random day-to-day adventures that didn't fit into any of the arcs I was able to cobble together:
- Iron pony competition against octavia
- Have a sleepover with Trixie
- Watch fireworks with Colgate
- Wonderbolt team with Derpy
- Derpy Hooves is your roommate
- You and Derpy read Daring Do books
- Climb trees with Discord
- Apple Bloom pulls a prank on you
- Go stargazing with Doctor Whooves
- Party with Crackle
- Sing a song with Fluttershy
- You and Apple Bloom lead a Gangnam style parade
- Sweetie Belle empties your fridge
- Watch a scary movie with Granny Smith
- You have a business with Mr Cake
- You ponder your existence with Sweetie Belle
- You babysit the foal version of Rainbow Dash
Actually, that would make a really cool adventure.
Maybe you dhould write it!