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Hawattie


My main source of sustenance is Dr Pepper. Several different factions know me only as "Duct Tape Guy." I am actually a secret informer for the pigeon army. That is all.

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  • 435 weeks
    Pigeon Central

    So...

    According to the Onion, (an entirely reliable source,) Baltimore was named the city with the best quality of life for pigeons. Obviously this highly informed news article also crosses over into Equestria, and therefore the Pigeon central command is clearly located in Baltimare.

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  • 460 weeks
    Hey Guess What?

    I've been dead, (not really,) which is why I haven't written anything lately. BUT! I have found the time in my busy, busy schedule to write a little bit.
    Barring extreme circumstances (such as an invasion by the pigeons and/or a case of the lazies) a new chapter of Thataway should be out this weekend.

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  • 468 weeks
    Things are beginning.

    In my previous blog posts I have posted pictures of only two different types of animals.
    One of those animals has had a story written about it.

    Draw your own conclusions.

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  • 480 weeks
    Soon

    Soon.

    The Pigeon Army is coming.

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  • 480 weeks
    Random Idea

    Slight warning, this blog contains potential spoilers for Destination: Thataway. Nothing discussed here is final but in case it does make it into the story and you're worried about spoilers; you have been warned. For those of you who only see this blog because you followed me because of my Pantheon story, well, sorry but I've got nothing new for you.

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Nov
17th
2013

Birthday Games Story outline · 8:24am Nov 17th, 2013

So I'm looking around, and I see this blog post from Zytharros. His idea for making a story out of all the different pony birthday games seemed like a ton of fun, so I'm gonna do what he did and write an outline based on my results from them.
~~~Insert real life timelapse~~~
An hour later I'm still looking through every single one of these that I can find on Google images. I never realized just how many of these things there are! I must have looked through at least a hundred of these, and I'm still finding more. Still have to sort them and make an outline, but I think it'll be worth it.
~~~Insert another real life timelapse~~~
Alright, another twenty minutes and I can't find anything new. Now to organize all of this. I'd ask you to wish me luck but seeing as how I won't post this until it's all done, I feel like that wouldn't help. I'm gonna try to incorporate as many of the results as I can.
~~~
It took me about an hour to sort all the individual results into this semi-coherent outline. It leaves a lot of wiggle room, so when I do write this story I won't feel constricted. Or something.
stuff starting with a "-" are the original results. Everything else I added in for clarification.


-My pony's name: Bramble Twist (Sparkle Breeze)

Entrance into Equestria:
-Snowflake will visit you in your dreams
-Adventure through space and time with Derpy
-You've been transported to alternate universe 1972. Battle robo-Nixon with Carrot Top and Apple Bloom supporting you. Watch out for Ultra-Checkers.
-Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are possessed by a demon
-You and Chrysalis become lawyers
-You are now Carrot Top's lawyer in court
-Luna turns you into a pony permanently
This is where the first name up there, Bramble Twist, comes in.

Nightmare Night:
-Trick or treat with Gilda and AJ on nightmare night
-Eat cake with Gilda
-Become Gilda's best friend because she wants to kill me
-You and Aj hang out in a hot tub
-Flirt with AJ

Changeling arc:
-Rarity takes you to the Gala
-You and Fleetfoot fend off changelings
-Go to changeling kingdom with Vinyl
-Explore Equestria with Rarity
-Traveled the world with Fluer De Lis
-Learning stuff from Vinyl
Learn that Vinyl is actually the changeling queen. *gasp* Let's play video games with her!
-TF2 Lan party with Flutters, Chrysalis, and Silver Spoon

AJ arc:
-You go on holiday with Blueblood and AJ
-You and AJ eat ice cream
-After a night of drinking, you wake up in AJ's bed

Play arc:
-In a play with Bon Bon
-Become best friends with Bon Bon
-Enemies with Cadance
-Trapped in prison with Rarity
-Fight to the death with Spike
-Save the world with Bon-Bon
-Get a giant hug from Zecora

-Switch bodies with Berry Punch
Okay, I'm gonna stretch things a bit here. In the next section I go to the Sisterhooves social with Pinkie. Now I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure you gotta be a girl in order to be someone's sister. So how does that happen? I'm gonna say that some freak magical accident makes me and Berry Punch switch bodies and some unforeseen side effect swaps my gender when we switch back. The gender swapped "me" uses the second name from the top, Sparkle Breeze.

Pinkie arc:
-Bake muffins with Twilight
-Invited to Pinkie's birthday party
Bringing the muffins I made with Twi, of course
-Cadance will go to a party with me
-Lapdance from Discord
-Singing competition with Pinkie
-Go to the beach with Pinkie
-Go to the Sisterhooves social with Pinkie
because apparently I'm Pinkie's sister now
-Build a house for Pinkie

DnD with Luna, Spitfire, and Scootaloo:
-Spend a day with Luna
-Plan a DnD campaign with Luna
-Conquer Equestria with Spitfire and Nightmare Moon
-Fight Daring Do
-Luna plays as Nightmare Moon
-Set off highly-illegal fireworks with Luna
-Go sky diving with Luna
-Nightmare Moon kisses you
-Nightmare Moon dies and gives me all of her money
-You have a nonsensical argument with Scootaloo
-Drowned by Scootaloo
What a way to end a game, am I right?

Apocalypse:
-Destroy Equestria with Big Mac
-You make many clones of Fluttershy, but they all turn into Zombies
-Survive the (Zombie) apocalypse with Shining Armor, Luna, and Lyra


Here I have some relationships that could get thrown into the mix:
- Your special somepony is Silver Spoon
- Scootaloo has a giant crush on you
- Lightning Dust is your secret admirer
- Sweetie Belle is your friend
- Is worst enemies with Braeburn

And here are some random day-to-day adventures that didn't fit into any of the arcs I was able to cobble together:
- Iron pony competition against octavia
- Have a sleepover with Trixie
- Watch fireworks with Colgate
- Wonderbolt team with Derpy
- Derpy Hooves is your roommate
- You and Derpy read Daring Do books
- Climb trees with Discord
- Apple Bloom pulls a prank on you
- Go stargazing with Doctor Whooves
- Party with Crackle
- Sing a song with Fluttershy
- You and Apple Bloom lead a Gangnam style parade
- Sweetie Belle empties your fridge
- Watch a scary movie with Granny Smith
- You have a business with Mr Cake
- You ponder your existence with Sweetie Belle
- You babysit the foal version of Rainbow Dash

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Comments ( 1 )

Actually, that would make a really cool adventure.
Maybe you dhould write it! :derpyderp1:

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